Post by Boxing World Online on May 6, 2021 19:08:09 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall where "The FCBA Today With Big K" is returning from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Bebe Rexha will make her return to Philly against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Alison: "Then, well, I won't be telling you WHAT we'll be doing then, except to say that the second fight of the night will feature Front Street's newest member in her stable debut!"
Emily: "We'll have flyweight action after that, with the Asylum return of the lovely JoJo against 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Alison: "And, we'll stay at flyweight for the next bout, featuring the Philly return of Ariana Grande against 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Emily: "Then, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum return of Charli XCX, who'll square off with Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Alison: "And, finally, back at flyweight, we'll see the return of former Unified Flyweight Champion Anna Kendrick against another former Unified Flyweight Champion, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like quite a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'A Musical Night At The Asylum III: Season of the Witch'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "Didn't waste any time filling that roster spot..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, that's why we have a short list. We scout all the time. We have all the video we need. We simply meet, talk, everybody gets their say, and we settle on a draft pick, just like they did in the NFL last week..."
Reporter: "Did Neve get her way?
Man In The Hat: "Everybody settles on a consensus. That's how it works."
Tess: "And, we know it's not a light, because you HAVE five lights. So, the question is, fly or bantam..."
Man In The Hat: "And, that question will be answered on May 31, but, know what question has ALREADY been answered? Who makes the best Chicken Kiev on the planet. That would be Chef..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "We'll be starting at bantamweight, where Bebe Rexha will make her return to Philly against 'Sultry' Sophie Mudd!"
Alison: "Then, well, I won't be telling you WHAT we'll be doing then, except to say that the second fight of the night will feature Front Street's newest member in her stable debut!"
Emily: "We'll have flyweight action after that, with the Asylum return of the lovely JoJo against 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"
Alison: "And, we'll stay at flyweight for the next bout, featuring the Philly return of Ariana Grande against 'The Peapack Punisher', Meg Donnelly!"
Emily: "Then, it's back to bantamweight for the Asylum return of Charli XCX, who'll square off with Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Alison: "And, finally, back at flyweight, we'll see the return of former Unified Flyweight Champion Anna Kendrick against another former Unified Flyweight Champion, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like quite a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets are NOT going to last..."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or join HBO's Jennifer O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo for 'A Musical Night At The Asylum III: Season of the Witch'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn back to the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "Didn't waste any time filling that roster spot..."
Man In The Hat: "Well, that's why we have a short list. We scout all the time. We have all the video we need. We simply meet, talk, everybody gets their say, and we settle on a draft pick, just like they did in the NFL last week..."
Reporter: "Did Neve get her way?
Man In The Hat: "Everybody settles on a consensus. That's how it works."
Tess: "And, we know it's not a light, because you HAVE five lights. So, the question is, fly or bantam..."
Man In The Hat: "And, that question will be answered on May 31, but, know what question has ALREADY been answered? Who makes the best Chicken Kiev on the planet. That would be Chef..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"