Abigail Ratchford vs Alice Goodwin

Abigail Ratchford vs Alice Goodwin
(1-3, 1 KO vs 4-5, 4 KO)
BWO Rankings: #151 vs #43
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: These two dark-haired bombshells could headline any given JMDD card around the world but they agreed for a regular outing here on the PPV tonight. This being said, jug muggin' attacks might be unavoidable no matter what the rules say!

This is a mismatch on paper given Abigail is ranked over 100 places below Alice by Boxing World Online but inactivity hampers the American's status right now. Tigress Uppercut Magazine calls it a coin toss and pleads for a Queendom rematch already! Abby wouldn't mind exercising that idea right after she knocks Alice out! That's what she tells Erin Andrews anyway. Meanwhile the Stoke native vows to bring back some respect for buxom British brunettes since Kelly Brook has gone rather quiet in recent months - which actually helps Goodwin's own exposure.

Abigail Ratchford wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. Alice Goodwin wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Alice cranks up the jabbing volume from the opening bell and catches the fellow brunette by surprise as she avoids punching her in the boobs outright; she aims high and snaps Abigail's head back with a spirited rally before plugging one downstairs to cripple her into instant spasms. Huh! Abigail just didn't see that coming at all and she wobbles onto her heels before Alice bulldozes her onto the ropes with a proper jug muggin' attack. How clever! Abigail gets trapped butt-in-ropes and struggles to stretch her elbows which allows the Brit to pluck more shots into the exposed midsection and these hits keep on coming in the final minute too - Abigail has to clinch the fellow brunette to avoid a genuine whitewash but still slumps into painful spasms when Goodwin whacks her in the navel right at the bell.

Round 2:
More of the same in the second; Alice's aggressive approach overwhelms the American during the initial tangle as both women actually try to avoid jug muggin' attacks as long as they can... and Alice discovers she can wobble Abby onto her heels through a steady head-hunting attack that leaves the younger brunette nursing a fat lip down the stretch. Abigail retreats from the Brit's range but avoids getting pummelled onto the ropes and tries her chances from mid-distance - with little effect. Alice weathers the brief jabbing storm and smacks Ratchford up the chimney with superior precision which alllows her to send the American into another reeling struggle in the closing seconds.

Round 3:
Abigail's lenghty layoff has done her no favors in the first two rounds but she storms back into contention with a proper gut-checking rally that finally stymies Goodwin's attacks. Abby clips the fellow brunette's boobs from the south and carries enough strenght to tag the chin as well before blasting Alice across the mouth as well. The older brunette refuses to back off and swings from her heels but misjudges her timing and gets headbutted as Abigail leans into her instead. Both women settle for a breather in the second minute before Abigail jumps into another head-hunting effort, she fails to catch the British opponent with a solid punch and gets clinched as Goodwin shoves her against the turnbuckle and tries to thump some late body shots to somehow steal the round on points - to no avail.

Round 4:
Another head-hunting dispute earns Alice a swollen lip so she goes hard into Abby's rack but eats an elbow strike on the windpipe as the fight descends into an alley brawl with Abigail headlocking the Brit and blasting her in the kidneys as well. Ugh! Things spin out of control fast and suddenly both girls are fuming at each other before dropping bombs all over the area in true gung-ho fashion. Mind over matter piece of boxing here in the second minute before Alice cracks a small gash under Abigail's left eye and bulldozes her onto the ropes as the American struggles to embrace the point-blank range heat. She headbutts Goodwin in the rack and tries to drag her onto the canvas which finally triggers a reaction from the referee. He separates the two hellcats who insult each other verbally and that's the main theme until the bell which can't come fast enough.

Round 5:
Alice storms out of her stool and wants to knock Abby's head off but shoots over her shoulder and gets SMOKED by a vicious hook on the chin that drops her on jelly knees upon impact. Ratchford goes for the follow up and scythes the Brit across the mouth before connecting with a drilling double on the exposed solar plexus. Uh-oh! Alice can't react for that double hit fast enough and slumps into crying yelps just as Abgail NAILS her with a right hook on the ear... DOWN GOES GOODWIN!!! The proud Brit crashes hard on her right side and slumps into embrional position as she's unable to fend off the vertigo daze during the otherwise slowish count. Nope, she's not gonna make it!!! KO5 Abigail "Queen of Curves" Ratchford!!!

AFTER: "How about that, tramp? Stay down or go back to England!!! Oh, wait... I still want to tear your sagging melons off!", Abigial wants to add some spice to the post-fight ceremonies but then she gets reminded it's not the Queendom PPV after all. Ref tells her to save the bikini top trophy ideas once she secures a win in the rematch! "Of course we're gonna meet again! She's too damn sleazy not to seek one!", Abigail backs off but checks up on her own cleavage before pointing to someone in the stands...

...and here comes Lioness Club's very own Joy Corrigan - fresh from her beach boxing encounter down in Mexico. What gives? "Now, everyone realizes blondes do it better but Abby is one curvy brunette so I'm gonna give her a pass!" (giggles), "I've been authorized to offer Abigail a special seven month trial contract with the Lioness Club and let's make no mistake, JMDD will be the main feature all along. We've got some plans for Abby to participate in a special card next month already and then she can go after Alice in JMDD again! Yes, everyone wants to see a jug muggin' rematch and even Alice knows it! So, the layoff period is sooo over and let's hope Abigail can live up to her 'Queen of Curves' nickname which her fans can cherish on her social media pages!"

Joy drops the mic and leaves the ring in a warm embrace with the Lioness Club trialist leaving Alice to ponder what might have happened if she knocked the American out instead?

Official Result: Abigail Ratchford def. Alice Goodwin KO5.