5. Hannah Spearritt vs. Kristen Stewart
Feb 28, 2021 14:29:18 GMT -6
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BEFORE:
"OK," says Hannah shaking her head and smiling, "This is NOT a house of horrors for me. I got caught the last time I was here, that's all. But, here's the thing. I can still fight at a high level. And, I'm going to prove it against one of the best in the business."
"She's still plenty dangerous," says Kristen with a nod. "She's beaten good fighters. She's just not going to beat THIS good fighter."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Never Had A Dream Come True' by S Club 7..."
McCarthy: "AWFUL! Just AWFUL!"
Tess: "Should we point out YET AGAIN that Mac has been LEGALLY ENJOINED from singing?"
McCarthy: "Again, just ONE SONG AND SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but keep your eye on the ring, where the lovely Hannah Spearritt is climbing into the ring. Hannah helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "Choose your next words VERY carefully, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Don't you threaten me, you LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Let's concentrate on the ring, shall we? Kristen with her nod to Mac before climbing into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and she's wearing that familiar lime green number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Stewart. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The one real fighter Weirdo has. Stewart!"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and Hannah wasting no time coming right at Kristen. She's stepping to and backing up the younger woman with quick flurries of punches. Stewart giving ground, playing defense, not going to get involved in any firefights this early..."
Cassie: "No, but, if I were Spearritt, this is exactly what I'd do. Giving up a decade..."
O'Dell: "Hannah staying after K-Stew. Stewart knows exactly what the plan is here, and she's not going along with it. She's going to keep giving ground, playing D. She's got the guard up, she's jabbing back here and there, but she's not going to get to slugging with the blonde..."
McCarthy: "Like I said, she's the one REAL fighter Weirdo has. Too smart to get involved in that."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come. Hannah's been in charge the entire round, and K-Stew remains OK with that. She continues to give ground, fight in counter while the blonde pushes the action. Five seconds left. NICE right from Spearritt, and there's the bell. Hannah. Wide."
Tess: "And, Spearritt leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Hannah continues with the pressure as we start the second. Kristen jabbing now, using that reach advantage. She's working to keep the older woman on the outside. Spearritt, though, working past the jab, getting in, banging away. Kristen ties her up, forces a break, gets back to the distance she wants."
McCarthy: "Kris just needs to work that left, ENFORCE the distance."
O'Dell: "She's looking to do that, but Hannah's a veteran who understands the geometry, and she's able to get past Stewart's defenses at times. When she does, she gets ALL up in K-Stew's grill, working body and head, getting very physical. Stewart still not playing that game."
Tess: "Maybe she ought to punch for respect here."
O'Dell: "Might come to that, but, so far, it hasn't. Instead, Kris using those feet and the left to, mostly, maintain the range she wants, and, when she's out there, she's getting much the better of things, more than offsetting what Spearritt can do inside. Final seconds ticking away and that's it for the second. Stewart."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pattern set now as we enter the third. Stewart wants to box at range, and, when she's able to enforce those terms, she gets the better of things. Spearritt wants to work inside, get physical with the younger woman, and, when she's been able to do that, she's piling up points."
Tess: "And, right now, Stewart's getting what she wants."
O'Dell: "No question about it. She's getting the jab on, stopping Hannah, setting her up for hard right hands. Spearritt working hard to get inside, but, at the moment, having very little success doing that and STEWART ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Hannah covering up a DROPPED WITH A THREE-PUNCH FLURRY!"
McCarthy: "And, that might do it..."
O'Dell: "Stewart to a neutral corner. Hannah on her back, staring up at the referee. Count at three. Four. Five. Spearritt rolling to her belly at six. Seven. She's pushing to hands and knees at eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Spearitt can't get up off all fours and it's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Cassie: "Good stuff from K-Stew. Good stuff."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, K-Stew, you didn't waste a lot of time..."
Kristen (smiling): "Took it as it came, Cassie. She wanted to get after me, so, I knew there'd be opportunities. And, I don't let those go wanting."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz wants 2021 to be a big year for the flyweight division. You in?"
Kristen (smiling): "You know it. Just let me know who's next. I'll be ready."
"OK," says Hannah shaking her head and smiling, "This is NOT a house of horrors for me. I got caught the last time I was here, that's all. But, here's the thing. I can still fight at a high level. And, I'm going to prove it against one of the best in the business."
"She's still plenty dangerous," says Kristen with a nod. "She's beaten good fighters. She's just not going to beat THIS good fighter."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Never Had A Dream Come True' by S Club 7..."
McCarthy: "AWFUL! Just AWFUL!"
Tess: "Should we point out YET AGAIN that Mac has been LEGALLY ENJOINED from singing?"
McCarthy: "Again, just ONE SONG AND SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, but keep your eye on the ring, where the lovely Hannah Spearritt is climbing into the ring. Hannah helped off with the robe to reveal that black number we've seen before. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' you hear behind us, and that can only mean that the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart is on her way to the ring..."
Cassie: "Choose your next words VERY carefully, Mac..."
McCarthy: "Don't you threaten me, you LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Let's concentrate on the ring, shall we? Kristen with her nod to Mac before climbing into the ring. She's helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and she's wearing that familiar lime green number we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Stewart. Mac?"
McCarthy: "The one real fighter Weirdo has. Stewart!"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway and Hannah wasting no time coming right at Kristen. She's stepping to and backing up the younger woman with quick flurries of punches. Stewart giving ground, playing defense, not going to get involved in any firefights this early..."
Cassie: "No, but, if I were Spearritt, this is exactly what I'd do. Giving up a decade..."
O'Dell: "Hannah staying after K-Stew. Stewart knows exactly what the plan is here, and she's not going along with it. She's going to keep giving ground, playing D. She's got the guard up, she's jabbing back here and there, but she's not going to get to slugging with the blonde..."
McCarthy: "Like I said, she's the one REAL fighter Weirdo has. Too smart to get involved in that."
O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come. Hannah's been in charge the entire round, and K-Stew remains OK with that. She continues to give ground, fight in counter while the blonde pushes the action. Five seconds left. NICE right from Spearritt, and there's the bell. Hannah. Wide."
Tess: "And, Spearritt leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Hannah continues with the pressure as we start the second. Kristen jabbing now, using that reach advantage. She's working to keep the older woman on the outside. Spearritt, though, working past the jab, getting in, banging away. Kristen ties her up, forces a break, gets back to the distance she wants."
McCarthy: "Kris just needs to work that left, ENFORCE the distance."
O'Dell: "She's looking to do that, but Hannah's a veteran who understands the geometry, and she's able to get past Stewart's defenses at times. When she does, she gets ALL up in K-Stew's grill, working body and head, getting very physical. Stewart still not playing that game."
Tess: "Maybe she ought to punch for respect here."
O'Dell: "Might come to that, but, so far, it hasn't. Instead, Kris using those feet and the left to, mostly, maintain the range she wants, and, when she's out there, she's getting much the better of things, more than offsetting what Spearritt can do inside. Final seconds ticking away and that's it for the second. Stewart."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Pattern set now as we enter the third. Stewart wants to box at range, and, when she's able to enforce those terms, she gets the better of things. Spearritt wants to work inside, get physical with the younger woman, and, when she's been able to do that, she's piling up points."
Tess: "And, right now, Stewart's getting what she wants."
O'Dell: "No question about it. She's getting the jab on, stopping Hannah, setting her up for hard right hands. Spearritt working hard to get inside, but, at the moment, having very little success doing that and STEWART ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND! Hannah covering up a DROPPED WITH A THREE-PUNCH FLURRY!"
McCarthy: "And, that might do it..."
O'Dell: "Stewart to a neutral corner. Hannah on her back, staring up at the referee. Count at three. Four. Five. Spearritt rolling to her belly at six. Seven. She's pushing to hands and knees at eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! Spearitt can't get up off all fours and it's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Cassie: "Good stuff from K-Stew. Good stuff."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and, K-Stew, you didn't waste a lot of time..."
Kristen (smiling): "Took it as it came, Cassie. She wanted to get after me, so, I knew there'd be opportunities. And, I don't let those go wanting."
Cassie: "Uncle Wiz wants 2021 to be a big year for the flyweight division. You in?"
Kristen (smiling): "You know it. Just let me know who's next. I'll be ready."