Post by Tractorpull on Feb 6, 2021 10:12:42 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
HORGAN/SYKES. This is a cougar fight. I don’t know anything about Horgan. Sykes has had eight fights and won five. I will go with Sykes by default
WILLERTON/D. JOHNSON. This is Willerton’s FCBA debut. She has a 4-5 record in the BBU, which tells me exactly nothing as I don’t follow the BBU. Johnson has lost five of her last six. Willerton is a blonde, so I have to go with her to win
PUGH/CHABERT This is another BBU fighter making her debut in the FCBA. What’s with all these BBU people coming to the US. Have they shut down all the breweries in England or what? Anyway, Pugh has won two fights, the only two she has had. Chabert has been in the FCBA for a long time. Too long. She has lost Nine of her last ten and her last win was back in July 2017 Oh, one more thing, Pugh is thirteen years younger. Pugh will win. If she doesn’t, it kind of means, she has no future here and should take the next freighter back to the UK
DORMER/PERABO. Dormer is now thirty-eight and doesn’t fight much. She has lost nine of her last eleven. I have no idea why a stable would sign a fighter in the last stages of her career, but here she is. Her opponent ,Piper Perabo, has had two fights in the last five years. She’s a cougar at the age of forty-four. She has a better career record than Dormer, but I have to go with Dormer because of Perabo’s inactivity
TAYLOR-JOY/HEWITT. Taylor-Joy has the reputation of a up and coming actress. The same applies to the FCBA, where she has a 5-1 record with wins over Naomi Scott and Scarlett Johansson. Hewitt is a member of the hundred fight club. She has had 131 fights, which is more than some Hall Of Fame members. Unfortunately instead of winning 60% of her fights she has lost 57%. Now here’s the kicker. Taylor-Joy is not only seventeen years younger, she is five inches taller. Yeah that’s spelled “5”. Hewitt is not going to win this fight
HORGAN/SYKES. This is a cougar fight. I don’t know anything about Horgan. Sykes has had eight fights and won five. I will go with Sykes by default
WILLERTON/D. JOHNSON. This is Willerton’s FCBA debut. She has a 4-5 record in the BBU, which tells me exactly nothing as I don’t follow the BBU. Johnson has lost five of her last six. Willerton is a blonde, so I have to go with her to win
PUGH/CHABERT This is another BBU fighter making her debut in the FCBA. What’s with all these BBU people coming to the US. Have they shut down all the breweries in England or what? Anyway, Pugh has won two fights, the only two she has had. Chabert has been in the FCBA for a long time. Too long. She has lost Nine of her last ten and her last win was back in July 2017 Oh, one more thing, Pugh is thirteen years younger. Pugh will win. If she doesn’t, it kind of means, she has no future here and should take the next freighter back to the UK
DORMER/PERABO. Dormer is now thirty-eight and doesn’t fight much. She has lost nine of her last eleven. I have no idea why a stable would sign a fighter in the last stages of her career, but here she is. Her opponent ,Piper Perabo, has had two fights in the last five years. She’s a cougar at the age of forty-four. She has a better career record than Dormer, but I have to go with Dormer because of Perabo’s inactivity
TAYLOR-JOY/HEWITT. Taylor-Joy has the reputation of a up and coming actress. The same applies to the FCBA, where she has a 5-1 record with wins over Naomi Scott and Scarlett Johansson. Hewitt is a member of the hundred fight club. She has had 131 fights, which is more than some Hall Of Fame members. Unfortunately instead of winning 60% of her fights she has lost 57%. Now here’s the kicker. Taylor-Joy is not only seventeen years younger, she is five inches taller. Yeah that’s spelled “5”. Hewitt is not going to win this fight