Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jan 31, 2021 17:33:26 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"This has become kind of a classic place to make your debut, on the first Asylum of the year," says Saxon with a smile. "Shipka. Raven Lyn. Damaris Lewis. Donnelly. They all debuted here. Well. Now it's my turn. And, I plan to do some damage."
"Oh," says Kennedy with a smile, "Damage WILL be done tonight. But, I'LL be the one doing it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bumblebee' by DJ Roc and here comes the lovely Saxon Sharbino!"
McCarthy: "Where does Weirdo even dig UP these stiffs! All the good fighters in the FCBA, and he's brining in these winless Dancing Hooker Opponents!"
O'Dell: "Saxon wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a hibiscus number that has the crowd popping..."
Tess: "That's not ALL that's about to pop..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear
McCarthy: "I WILL SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! I WILL SUE! He can't DO THIS!!!!!"
Cassie: "As Tess and I have explained a hundred times, Uncle Wiz BOUGHT the rights to this song, so he absolutely CAN do this..."
McCarthy: "NO HE CAN'T!"
Tess: "My EARS say he can..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as you listen to 'Mack The Knife' by Bobby Darin and watch as the lovely Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann climbs into the ring..."
McCarthy: "Siri, CALL MY LAWYER!"
O'Dell (sighing): "McMann helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lavender bikini she likes..."
McCarthy: "And the body of a teenaged BOY!"
O'Dell (sighing): "And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kennedy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "SHE IS A FRAUD! Sharbino!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Ladies both rangy and they set up at gunnery range and begin to get their box on. Saxon with a nice combination there, and then another one! Blonde getting going here early, no feeling out process at all. She's backing up the redhead with solid shot now..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! SHE'S A FRAUD!"
Cassie: "Who BABIFIED YOU!"
McCarthy: "SHE. GOT. LUCKY! And, SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Sharbino on the early roll here. She's got Kennedy fighting counter right now. McMann landing in spots, but Saxon the one fighting lead and controlling things. McMann forced to cover up after another nice combination, as the blonde presses her early advantage..."
Tess: "Good stuff from Sharbino. Moving well. Punching well."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Heading into the final fifteen seconds of the first, and Saxon's been in control throughout. McMann scoring here and there in counter, but it's definitely the blonde who's had the better of it. There's the bell and the first is in the books. Sharbino. Wide."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with McMann getting off first. She's not letting the blonde toss her onto the defensive now. Instead, the redhead is getting her jab on, following on with rights. Meanwhile, Sharbino responding in kind and we're seeing a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!"
McCarthy: "KNOCK OUT THE FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Ladies really letting the hands go and nobody taking a backward step. GOOD right by Sharbino and there's a NASTY rejoinder from Kennedy! LOTS of heavy leather landing, but both beauties taking the licking and continuing with the ticking at the moment..."
Tess: "Sooner or later, though..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about that. Just fifteen seconds to go in a fast-paced second round. Good combination Saxon and Kennedy fires right back with a solid flurry of her own. Sharbino actually backed up a step there and that's the bell. Not a ton in it, but McMann's round."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and Sharbino backs up McMann with a series of hard shot right off the bell! Blonde letting the hands go now, backing the redhead into the ropes. Kennedy not hurt, but might be a little buzzed here. Saxon calling in the heavy guns as McMann plays defense on the ropes..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK OUT THE FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Sharbino definitely trying to do that. McMann jabbing back in spots, but mostly staying on the defensive, keeping the guard high, blocking, rolling with. Legs seem to be in good shape, but she's been forced to play defense the entire round as Saxon dominates the proceedings..."
Cassie: "McMann working off the ropes now."
O'Dell: "But the blonde keeping the pressure on, backing her up again and again with heavy leather. This has been a really nice debut performance from Sharbino. Ten seconds left in the round. Another good flurry from Saxon and there's the bell. The blonde pitches the shutout in the third."
Tess: "And moves back into the lead, 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Sharbino out fast again in the fourth, charging across the ring at the redhead. Kennedy setting that foot and firing right back and HERE WE GO AGAIN! Firefight in the middle of the ring as blonde and redhead get off lusty, winging away in there and landing some BIG shots..."
McCarthy: "SHE'S A FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "GOOD right from Kennedy there, but Saxon responds with a solid flurry of her own. Once again, both fighters landing some really heavy leather and nobody backing up a step. Both fighters taking all that heavy shell and staying afloat, at least for the moment..."
Tess: "Got to be impressed with both chins, because some of these punches would have put a lot of girls down..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Thirty seconds remaining in this stanza. ANOTHER sharp exchange. Sweat flying, but both fighters standing right in and continuing with their respective offensives. SHARP right from Saxon and there's a rejoinder from Kennedy at the bell. Close. Sharbino."
Cassie: "And, the blonde pulls ahead 39-37 after four."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back after one another to start the fifth. BOMBS being traded in there and there's a GREAT right from Saxon and MCMANN ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! Blonde wobbles and nearly goes down and McMann now going all in..."
McCarthy: "NO! SHE'S A FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Redhead pouring fire at the listing blonde. Sharbino backed to the ropes now, and McMann calling in the big guns. Saxon in a tight earmuff, rolling with, jabbing back in spots. Ref looking in closely now, but Sharbino doing enough to hold him off for the moment..."
Cassie: "Nice patience from Kennedy. Setting up punches..."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Working some body as well. All while looking for the big shot that ends it. But, Saxon denying her that at the moment. Sharbino playing effective defense, seems to be shaking the worst of the damage. Ten seconds to go. GOOD right from McMann and there's the bell. Kennedy. Wide."
Tess: "But, Sharbino still lead 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "McMann on the offensive early. She's stepping to and backing up the blonde. Saxon's legs some of the way back, but, maybe not all the way, and the redhead's taking full advantage, bringing the physical as she continues to force Sharbino backward despite the blonde's best efforts..."
Tess: "Kennedy definitely getting a clean up here..."
O'Dell: "No question about it, but, what she wants isn't the clean up, but the finish. Good right, McMann, that backed Saxon up again. Blonde game, firing back in spots, but cant hold her canvas at the moment and DOWN SHE GOES! Right hand, McMann and down goes Sharbino!"
Cassie: "That was at LEAST as hard as the punch that babified Mac..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Kennedy to a neutral corner. Saxon down on her back, eyes wide, looking up at the referee. Count at three. Four. Five. Saxon rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Pushing to hands and knees at eight and then SINKING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
McCarthy: "LUCKY! THE FRAUD WAS LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kennedy McMann, and, Kennedy, that was VERY physical..."
Kennedy (nodding): "I mean, I expected her to come after me a little bit, but not like that. She really got after it, and that's taking a big chance against someone with the kind of power I have."
O'Dell: "And, in the end, that was the difference..."
Kennedy (smiling): "Yeah. Give this girl credit. She can box and she hits like a truck. But, you aren't coming straight at me all night without ending up tasting the canvas, you know?"
"This has become kind of a classic place to make your debut, on the first Asylum of the year," says Saxon with a smile. "Shipka. Raven Lyn. Damaris Lewis. Donnelly. They all debuted here. Well. Now it's my turn. And, I plan to do some damage."
"Oh," says Kennedy with a smile, "Damage WILL be done tonight. But, I'LL be the one doing it."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Bumblebee' by DJ Roc and here comes the lovely Saxon Sharbino!"
McCarthy: "Where does Weirdo even dig UP these stiffs! All the good fighters in the FCBA, and he's brining in these winless Dancing Hooker Opponents!"
O'Dell: "Saxon wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a hibiscus number that has the crowd popping..."
Tess: "That's not ALL that's about to pop..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear
McCarthy: "I WILL SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! I WILL SUE! He can't DO THIS!!!!!"
Cassie: "As Tess and I have explained a hundred times, Uncle Wiz BOUGHT the rights to this song, so he absolutely CAN do this..."
McCarthy: "NO HE CAN'T!"
Tess: "My EARS say he can..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as you listen to 'Mack The Knife' by Bobby Darin and watch as the lovely Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann climbs into the ring..."
McCarthy: "Siri, CALL MY LAWYER!"
O'Dell (sighing): "McMann helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that lavender bikini she likes..."
McCarthy: "And the body of a teenaged BOY!"
O'Dell (sighing): "And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kennedy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "SHE IS A FRAUD! Sharbino!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "There's the bell. Ladies both rangy and they set up at gunnery range and begin to get their box on. Saxon with a nice combination there, and then another one! Blonde getting going here early, no feeling out process at all. She's backing up the redhead with solid shot now..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! SHE'S A FRAUD!"
Cassie: "Who BABIFIED YOU!"
McCarthy: "SHE. GOT. LUCKY! And, SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Sharbino on the early roll here. She's got Kennedy fighting counter right now. McMann landing in spots, but Saxon the one fighting lead and controlling things. McMann forced to cover up after another nice combination, as the blonde presses her early advantage..."
Tess: "Good stuff from Sharbino. Moving well. Punching well."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Heading into the final fifteen seconds of the first, and Saxon's been in control throughout. McMann scoring here and there in counter, but it's definitely the blonde who's had the better of it. There's the bell and the first is in the books. Sharbino. Wide."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with McMann getting off first. She's not letting the blonde toss her onto the defensive now. Instead, the redhead is getting her jab on, following on with rights. Meanwhile, Sharbino responding in kind and we're seeing a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!"
McCarthy: "KNOCK OUT THE FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Ladies really letting the hands go and nobody taking a backward step. GOOD right by Sharbino and there's a NASTY rejoinder from Kennedy! LOTS of heavy leather landing, but both beauties taking the licking and continuing with the ticking at the moment..."
Tess: "Sooner or later, though..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about that. Just fifteen seconds to go in a fast-paced second round. Good combination Saxon and Kennedy fires right back with a solid flurry of her own. Sharbino actually backed up a step there and that's the bell. Not a ton in it, but McMann's round."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and Sharbino backs up McMann with a series of hard shot right off the bell! Blonde letting the hands go now, backing the redhead into the ropes. Kennedy not hurt, but might be a little buzzed here. Saxon calling in the heavy guns as McMann plays defense on the ropes..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK OUT THE FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Sharbino definitely trying to do that. McMann jabbing back in spots, but mostly staying on the defensive, keeping the guard high, blocking, rolling with. Legs seem to be in good shape, but she's been forced to play defense the entire round as Saxon dominates the proceedings..."
Cassie: "McMann working off the ropes now."
O'Dell: "But the blonde keeping the pressure on, backing her up again and again with heavy leather. This has been a really nice debut performance from Sharbino. Ten seconds left in the round. Another good flurry from Saxon and there's the bell. The blonde pitches the shutout in the third."
Tess: "And moves back into the lead, 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Sharbino out fast again in the fourth, charging across the ring at the redhead. Kennedy setting that foot and firing right back and HERE WE GO AGAIN! Firefight in the middle of the ring as blonde and redhead get off lusty, winging away in there and landing some BIG shots..."
McCarthy: "SHE'S A FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "GOOD right from Kennedy there, but Saxon responds with a solid flurry of her own. Once again, both fighters landing some really heavy leather and nobody backing up a step. Both fighters taking all that heavy shell and staying afloat, at least for the moment..."
Tess: "Got to be impressed with both chins, because some of these punches would have put a lot of girls down..."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Thirty seconds remaining in this stanza. ANOTHER sharp exchange. Sweat flying, but both fighters standing right in and continuing with their respective offensives. SHARP right from Saxon and there's a rejoinder from Kennedy at the bell. Close. Sharbino."
Cassie: "And, the blonde pulls ahead 39-37 after four."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Ladies right back after one another to start the fifth. BOMBS being traded in there and there's a GREAT right from Saxon and MCMANN ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN! Blonde wobbles and nearly goes down and McMann now going all in..."
McCarthy: "NO! SHE'S A FRAUD! KNOCK HER OUT!"
O'Dell: "Redhead pouring fire at the listing blonde. Sharbino backed to the ropes now, and McMann calling in the big guns. Saxon in a tight earmuff, rolling with, jabbing back in spots. Ref looking in closely now, but Sharbino doing enough to hold him off for the moment..."
Cassie: "Nice patience from Kennedy. Setting up punches..."
O'Dell: "Sure is. Working some body as well. All while looking for the big shot that ends it. But, Saxon denying her that at the moment. Sharbino playing effective defense, seems to be shaking the worst of the damage. Ten seconds to go. GOOD right from McMann and there's the bell. Kennedy. Wide."
Tess: "But, Sharbino still lead 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "McMann on the offensive early. She's stepping to and backing up the blonde. Saxon's legs some of the way back, but, maybe not all the way, and the redhead's taking full advantage, bringing the physical as she continues to force Sharbino backward despite the blonde's best efforts..."
Tess: "Kennedy definitely getting a clean up here..."
O'Dell: "No question about it, but, what she wants isn't the clean up, but the finish. Good right, McMann, that backed Saxon up again. Blonde game, firing back in spots, but cant hold her canvas at the moment and DOWN SHE GOES! Right hand, McMann and down goes Sharbino!"
Cassie: "That was at LEAST as hard as the punch that babified Mac..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell: "Kennedy to a neutral corner. Saxon down on her back, eyes wide, looking up at the referee. Count at three. Four. Five. Saxon rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Pushing to hands and knees at eight and then SINKING BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
McCarthy: "LUCKY! THE FRAUD WAS LUCKY!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kennedy McMann, and, Kennedy, that was VERY physical..."
Kennedy (nodding): "I mean, I expected her to come after me a little bit, but not like that. She really got after it, and that's taking a big chance against someone with the kind of power I have."
O'Dell: "And, in the end, that was the difference..."
Kennedy (smiling): "Yeah. Give this girl credit. She can box and she hits like a truck. But, you aren't coming straight at me all night without ending up tasting the canvas, you know?"