Taylor Swift Birthday Bash - 2020

“Happy f*cking birthday, b*tch.” Kendall says to Taylor, full of venom. “You’re nothing. You aren’t even the top girl in your stable as Emily Dildo DiDonato took that from you. Now you get to acknowledge who truly has the best legs in the FCBA.”

Taylor kicks up her right leg to strike Kendall, but the model merely takes the blow to her shoulder and stomps on the blonde’s belly, driving the air out of her lungs and causing Taylor to cry out in agony. While her opponent suffers, Kendall gets down on the canvas and slips her left leg under Taylor’s body, then wraps her right leg over Taylor’s jugs and she squeezes hard. Swift shouts out, and Jenner coos, “All you need to do is say that I have the best legs in the FCBA and that you were wrong to even challenge me for that title.” Swift doesn’t say anything and Kendall squeezes even tighter, drawing tears out from the birthday girl’s eyes. “Just submit!” Jenner screams.

“Never.” Taylor forces out of her mouth, barely able to breathe from Kendall's leg vice.

That same devilish grin creeps across Kendall’s face, like this is what she wanted to have happen all along, and she squeezes even tighter. Taylor yelps out in agony, but she too weak to move the model’s legs with her arms, and she wimpers until she passes out. Kendall leaves the vice locked in for a few more seconds until Ana Beatriz Barros starts shouting at her to let go, which she eventually does promptly before planting her foot on Taylor’s body again, posing for even more photos.

Kendall leaves the ring, motioning to Alessandra and Gisele, and heads back to talk to the press. Medics flood the ring to tend to Swift as her breasts gently rise and fall while she is otherwise motionless. Swift is eventually brought around with the aid of smelling salts, and bursts out in tears. The crowd starts chanting “Kendall! Kendall! Kendall!” and Taylor is hurried to the back on wobbly legs tears streaming down her face as her birthday celebration was anything but what she wanted.



Meanwhile, the press are already creating the headlines for the next day, all plastered with the picture of Kendall planting her foot on Taylor's chest, headlined with "Jenner Tops Swift!"

Kendall Jenner:
I warned you Taylor not to mess with me, for years you have been a thorn in my side, finally I've pulled you out, seeing you cry like the bytch you are made all that pain worth it, feeling you pass out between my superior legs made it worth it, seeing in the record books that Kendall Jenner beat Taylor Swift 4 to 2 makes all the back stabbing, fist fighting and hair pulling we've done all worth it because finally you have to acknowledge I am the best.

Sadly even with all that proof I can see you wanting more, luckily for me I don't have to worry about you right now, you are back of the line in my eyes Swift, you had your chance and now you get to watch me at the top while others see the blueprint on beating you.

Now I have one more person to speak to, that's you DiDonato! Yes lapdog you've beaten me twice but now I have my eyes firmly locked on you in this rag tag bunch of bytches you call a stable, I will show you what real class is the next times we fight.

While I have other business to deal with, starting with that cow Yvonne Strahovski and Kate Upton down the line, you are on my dance card Emily, beaches, lingerie, whatever we wear and wherever I don't care, I just want you in future so you can fully understand as your master Taylor does now, that I'm the face of this place and you will be under my heel.

I can't wait to send that magazine to all our mutual friends Taylor