Post by Tractorpull on Sept 30, 2020 7:59:13 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Cassandra Lynn, Tess and Alison Brie are in the HBO lounge waiting for Jenny Mac. There was a jug of coffee and a dozen everything Bagels and cream cheese, which has been considerably diminished since each had two except Tess who has had four so far. The door opens and Jenny Mac walks in
Mac: “What’s with the crowd, Why is Scabbo here and what’s her name…Ann Bire.”
Tess:” It’s Alison Brie and she is here since she is going to take Cassie place in the last fight since Cassie will be fighting”
Mac: “You mean Scabbo is going to be in the booth and fighting on the card. That is just not right. I thought she was smart until she signed with Side Street. Now she is just one of those dancing hookers. I got to tell you, I have lost all respect for you Scabbo and I didn’t have much to begin with.”
Tess: “You know Mac, I wouldn’t talk like that if I were you.”
Mac: “Oooh, Am I supposed to be scared. O’Dell there, is a has been. Anybody remember the last time she was in the ring. The loser, who just became a hooker is washed up and Bire or Brie or whatever her name is, I don’t think has ever had a fight. What does she know? I’m really getting tired of carrying the program”
Tess: “Strange, You didn’t mention me”
Mac: “What’s to talk about. You win a fight in some sleazy dump on the outskirts of nowhere and I am supposed to be impressed. I saw a clip of that fight. If you think your writing is trashy, it doesn’t compare to your fighting”
Cassie; “Mac you are going a little too far”
Mac; “And why is that. I can clean this joint out in about five minutes”
Tess: “You know I am in negotiations with the Wiz to join Front Street as another fighter”
Mac; “That the funniest thing I have heard since the Wiz invested in cassette tapes. The welters will take care of you in one bout”
Tess: “I won’t be fighting at welter, I will be fighting at bantam and you are numero uno on my list”
Mac: “You’re six feet tall and weigh what, around 145-150? No way you can fight as bantam”
Tess: “I hate to tell you, but the C in FCBA stands for celebrity. Since I am not a celebrity, I don’t have to abide by the rules celebrities do. I can fight at any weight I want to, so I chose to fight at bantam”
Mac: “This is outrageous. I’m going to protest, Siri, call my lawyer. What do you mean he is in jail? I’m going to the top with this. I got Justin Bieber on my fast dial’ And Mac storms out grabbing a bagel on her way”
Jenny O: “Well Tess at least you aren’t washed up. Do you really think she believed all that”
Tess: “Oh yeah, but someone will wise her up hopefully in time for the card tonight”
Cassie “This is going to be a fun night. Let’s hope she doesn’t lose it on the air”
Alison: “You mean, she can get worse than this?”
Cassie: “Believe it”
Mac: “What’s with the crowd, Why is Scabbo here and what’s her name…Ann Bire.”
Tess:” It’s Alison Brie and she is here since she is going to take Cassie place in the last fight since Cassie will be fighting”
Mac: “You mean Scabbo is going to be in the booth and fighting on the card. That is just not right. I thought she was smart until she signed with Side Street. Now she is just one of those dancing hookers. I got to tell you, I have lost all respect for you Scabbo and I didn’t have much to begin with.”
Tess: “You know Mac, I wouldn’t talk like that if I were you.”
Mac: “Oooh, Am I supposed to be scared. O’Dell there, is a has been. Anybody remember the last time she was in the ring. The loser, who just became a hooker is washed up and Bire or Brie or whatever her name is, I don’t think has ever had a fight. What does she know? I’m really getting tired of carrying the program”
Tess: “Strange, You didn’t mention me”
Mac: “What’s to talk about. You win a fight in some sleazy dump on the outskirts of nowhere and I am supposed to be impressed. I saw a clip of that fight. If you think your writing is trashy, it doesn’t compare to your fighting”
Cassie; “Mac you are going a little too far”
Mac; “And why is that. I can clean this joint out in about five minutes”
Tess: “You know I am in negotiations with the Wiz to join Front Street as another fighter”
Mac; “That the funniest thing I have heard since the Wiz invested in cassette tapes. The welters will take care of you in one bout”
Tess: “I won’t be fighting at welter, I will be fighting at bantam and you are numero uno on my list”
Mac: “You’re six feet tall and weigh what, around 145-150? No way you can fight as bantam”
Tess: “I hate to tell you, but the C in FCBA stands for celebrity. Since I am not a celebrity, I don’t have to abide by the rules celebrities do. I can fight at any weight I want to, so I chose to fight at bantam”
Mac: “This is outrageous. I’m going to protest, Siri, call my lawyer. What do you mean he is in jail? I’m going to the top with this. I got Justin Bieber on my fast dial’ And Mac storms out grabbing a bagel on her way”
Jenny O: “Well Tess at least you aren’t washed up. Do you really think she believed all that”
Tess: “Oh yeah, but someone will wise her up hopefully in time for the card tonight”
Cassie “This is going to be a fun night. Let’s hope she doesn’t lose it on the air”
Alison: “You mean, she can get worse than this?”
Cassie: “Believe it”