Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 25, 2020 19:55:10 GMT -6
Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Sylvie Meis (Cougar Bout)
(FCBA Independent vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
(54-71-1, 40 KO vs 6-5, 6 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Jennifer Love Hewitt blasted out Tara Reid on the Cougar Covid Relief card last month and wasted little time to book another PPV appearance where she hopes to extend her winning streak at the expense of Dutch lingerie model Sylvie Meis. There are rumours Hewitt will enter JMD competition next month again so most pundits believe she will roll through the blonde tonight even though Sylvie herself is bemused to hear those "worthless tidbits":
"I suspect all these media bozos are always stuck in Love's cleavage size but she can't sustain two fights in five weeks anymore! I'm gonna bang her OUT no mercy style and that's a frickin' promise! Who's gonna stop me? Because this tawdry bytch most certainly WON'T!!" (giggles).
Jennifer dismisses Sylvie's comments and claims "blonde airheads like her always talk nonsense!" and vows to finish Meis off "real quick" which meets a rampant ovation from the partisan FCBA Arena audience when Love's pre-fight interview is displayed on the jumbotron.
Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Sylvie Meis wears a silver & black themed lingerie set & orange gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Sylvie tries to tackle the brunette in classic slugging fashion but loses her balance when J-Love lands a left/right combo into her face and proceeds to thump more jabbing beef up the middle. Sylvie can only stop the initial onslaught with her face and wobbles to her heels while Hewitt plugs more clear shots to render the blonde's guard completely irrelevant during the opening minute. That's more than enough to leave Meis dancing on her toes in pure avoidance but she never escapes Jennifer's wrath and gets trapped along the ropes come the two-minute mark. J-Love sticks some extra punishment on the blonde's boobs and lands another uppercut drive that drops the older woman behind a tight earmuff. Sylvie can't stop moaning when the brunette bangs her on the breadbasket inside the final ten seconds and that's as impressive opening round from J-Love as anyone could have anticipated.
Round 2:
Jennifer enjoys plugging more juice into the model's midsection but she gets a little careless when she fails to send Meis reeling upon impact. The Dutch model responds with a cruel uppercut double and enforces the slugging stance in close range where she rattles the brunette with several crisp uppercuts. She also tags Hewitt's famous rack which initially makes the Texas native angry but Sylvie's speed dial execution prevents a meaningful response and J-Love has to bail out of trouble when the Dutchwoman slams more drilling shots into her stomach during the second minute. Hewitt finds respite in mid-distance but enables Meis to chase her around the ring thereafter and gets beaten for a late left/right combo that smacks her on the lips and spins back to the ropes right at the bell.
Round 3:
J-Love comes in hot and dominates the early jabbing dispute but Sylvie holds her owns and refuses to back off which triggers a hectic back & forth exchange much to the crowd's delight, When Hewitt nails the lingerie model on the liver area the crowd gets even more excited as the Dutch tourist slumps to the side and shows below par resistance when getting punched in the abs. She clinches the charging brunette but still eats another dose of body assault and gets shoved onto the ropes where J-Love latches onto her jug muggin' skills and thumps the blonde's rack from the bottom. Ugh! Sylvie bellows out onto the ropes with more squeals but she can't do anything about Hewitt punishing her bumpers like that and slumps into loud spasms come the bell.
Round 4:
Sylvie got banged up in the previous round but she's not hurting and Jennifer quickly finds out she's dealing with more resistance than Tara Reid could offer last time out. Both cougars drops another jabbing hammer down and while J-Love tries to punish the blonde's midriff again, she gets tagged from the inside with her chin taking a quickfire heat that wobbles her backwards upon a slugging impact. Meis glues her mitts into the brunette's face and fends off the single punching heat that bounces off her boobs; she scythes Hewitt across the lips and blows her on the left ear on the follow up - and that punch cripples the Texas native on the spot. Ugh! J-Love tries to push off her heels but Sylvie plugs her in the chest and doubles down on some jug muggin' menace herself before dropping another bomb up the middle that shatters Hewitt's guard. Uh-oh! J-Love almost loses it right there as she sinks on soft knees but manages to stay upright only for the blonde to THUMP her onto the ropes courtesy of some brutal slugging. Jennifer's left brow ridge begins to swell when the bell halts her misery and it's been all Meis pounding away a ruthless assault into the brunette's face here late in the fourth.
Round 5:
J-Love still feels that Dutch heat from the final minute of the previous round and Sylvie is all over her from the bell... she dissects the leaky high-guard and wobbles the brunette to the side with another left/right combo before blasting Hewitt on the left ear again... J-Love loses her balance and trips back onto the ropes where she tries to spin away from the looming Dutch charge but she's too slow to do it... Meis RIPS a left cross on the nose to slump the Texas stunner on wobbly knees and barges into her solar plexus before thumping more rack just to show everyone who's in charge here... Jennifer bellows out on the ropes with eyes closed and chokes on the paniful spasms as she offers nothing back and has Sylvie wrecking her resistance with every single punch... AND DOWN GOES HEWITT!!! A quick left/right combo on the exposed chin eventually floors the brunette but she took all those hits and then some during the previous couple of minutes already. She drops to her knees and bends her head against the canvas as Sylvie is ordered back to her corner. The ref tries to delay the count but J-Love is hurting badly and can only sit on her heels before tears start to flow into her eyes. Recovery from a single knockdown is somewhat tougher among these cougars and Jennifer signals her jaw is aching too much so she gets counted OUT moments later!!! KO5 Sylvie Meis!!!
AFTER: This is a bitter pill to swallow for the buxom Texan as she had all the momentum in this fight and should have banged the Dutch tourist out in merciless fashion! However Sylvie simply refused to fold like a cheap Dutch tent and stormed to punish J-Love's chin more than anything else. Some pundits believe Jennifer is way too hittable after 126 fights under her belt and will suffer similar cruel defeats like that more often going forward. Sylvie rubs some extra into the conquered woman's face as she smacks her with an orange towel of all things and twerks X-rated booty before the referee tells her to beat it. She still blows kisses to the crowd and maybe there are some Dutch-Americans in the audience after all as the ovation remains pretty loud during Sylvie's well-earned celebrations.
Official Result: Sylvie Meis def. Jennifer Love Hewitt KO5.