Tonight, Fates Boxing hits the beaches of the Caribbean for a beach boxing card, featuring plenty of grudge matches! Can Davis even the score against Palvin? Can Rosie defeat Bar and return the humiliation she got back in 2013? Will Barros prove Fates made the right choice by dropping Prinsloo, or will Behati spoil the night? A week after defeating Kate Upton, can Emily DiDonato defeat Upton's stablemate in Yvonne Strahovski, a recent Hall of Fame inductee? And lastly, Alessandra Ambrosio continues her farewell tour as she seeks redemption against the woman who ended her title reign in Taylor Swift.
*Barbara Palvin versus Hannah Davis (Fates) (JMDD)* *Bar Refaeli versus Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Fates)* *Behati Prinsloo versus Ana Beatriz Barros (Fates)* *Yvonne Strahovski (Lookout) versus Emily DiDonato (Fates)* *Alessandra Ambrosio (Girls Friday) versus Taylor Swift (Fates)*
Hannah Davis: 30 years old, 5’9,” 4-8 since 2016, Fates Boxing
Barbara Palvin: 27 years old, 10-12 since 2016, Free Agent
Neither brunette model seems particularly pleased to see each other at the press conference.
“Please, I knocked that b*tch and her plastic tits out last time,” Palvin says, reminding everyone that when the two faced off in 2016 in a JMDD match, she took four rounds to dispatch the Sports Illustrated cover model. “And it’s going to be the same here tonight.”
Hannah merely glares at Barbara, “I’m going to get my payback for last time. And it isn’t going to be pretty.”
“You and your fake jugs will be begging for mercy by the end of tonight,” Barbara proclaims. “Trust me.”
As Hannah gets up, Barbara also stands up and approaches the other model, but security quickly steps in between the two girls, and so any conflict will have to wait until the fight.
The crowd quickly quiets down as Barbara Palvin makes her entrance, wearing a green bikini set that hugs her form and with matching green gloves for the event. Palvin settles into the ring and Hannah Davis makes her way out next, wearing a pink triangle bikini that is barely able to contain her jugs as she bounces her way to the ring. The crowd is hollering as the two girls get right up in each other’s faces and the referee manages to separate them by a few feet before calling for the bell, and off we go for 10 rounds of JMDD action!
Both brunette beauties charge at each other and start the jug mugging without any hesitation. The first few seconds see even trading, with both girls’ melons bouncing as they take the other’s blows, but Barbara shifts her focus to Hannah’s head and sticks the Caribbean in the chin. Davis snarls and goes body again, but Palvin zings another punch into Hannah’s head and the SI cover model starts to move around her opponent. Davis closes distance with Palvin and socks the Hungarian model in the mouth, and as the younger model covers her face, Hannah rips two punches across Barbie’s jugs and the Hungarian girl retreats. Hannah chases after Barbara and corners her, where the two girls again start slinging blows into each other’s chests until Hannah again goes for Barbie’s head, knocking her with a right hook that forces Palvin to wrap her arms around Davis and try to work some short punches in while the two girls are left to struggle for the waning seconds. The bell rings and the first round goes to Davis, close.
Davis again goes after Palvin right from the get-go, but Barbie quickly gets out of the way of Hannah’s punch and rocks Davis with a left. Hannah stumbles backwards and on comes Barbara! Palvin digs rights and lefts into Davis’ jugs, drawing gasps out of the SI cover girl. Hannah snarls and throws herself onto Barbara and the two girls grapple briefly until Palvin works her left arm free and shoots a vicious uppercut into Davis’ chin and Hannah nearly goes down and stumbles backwards as Barbie goes to candyland! Palvin absolutely wails on Davis’ chest as the cover girl is in the ropes and resorting to desperation punches, one of which lands and knocks Palvin back just enough for Davis to escape the ropes. Hannah quickly squares back up with Barbara and the two girls start trading jug-mugging blows in earnest as they kick up the sand on the beach. Barbie seemingly takes the better end of the trades, as Hannah is wincing by the end of the round, which Palvin takes, wide.
The two girls settle the pace down for the start of the third, but even then, they still get off to a brisk start. Palvin sets up close to Davis and goes back to jug-mugging the Caribbean girl as Davis does the same to the Hungarian. Hannah takes a swing up at Barbara’s head and catches the model in her nose, briefly stunning her as a pained expression etches itself onto the younger model’s face. Davis thumps Palvin’s chest with two rights before the Hungarian girl responds, but Barbie responds with a vicious one-two that knocks Hannah back and opens the 30 year old up to more jug shots to the roar of the crowd. Palvin working back Davis over, landing two good licks into the covergirl’s chin before Hannah plunges leather deep into Barbie’s body and Palvin shouts out and is hurt! Barbara covering up as the bell rings to save her as she wins the round narrowly, but the bigger concern for her corner has to be what kind of damage Davis did with that body blow.
Palvin moves slowly out of her corner and Davis takes notice, instantly charging the younger model as Barbie tries to keep her distance from Hannah. Davis fakes a right to Palvin’s body and the Hungarian bites hard, opening up her head and Hannah slams a big right into Barbie’s chin. Palvin staggers backwards and pulls her arms up to expose her vulnerable body and Hannah drives one, two, three big blows into Barbara’s tender body before popping her rack with two blows. Barbara swings wildly at Hannah to fend her away but she whiffs completely and Hannah sinks a left into Palvin’s solar plexus and follows up with another right and Barbara goes down! Davis stares at the fallen brunette model as she makes her way to the corner as Palvin whimpers on the ground. The ref’s counting, but Palvin’s not getting up by ten and the fight is over! Your winner by KO4, Hannah Davis!
Hannah beams for a moment after the fight, but makes sure to saunter over to Barbie, still on the sand. Davis rolls Palvin onto her back and the Caribbean girl straddles her vanquished model, a dark smile on her face. Barbara’s eyes grow wide as Hannah leans over her and whispers, “Time for payback,” and whaps Barbie’s jugs with left and right slaps. Palvin shouts out for mercy, and Davis provides the Hungarian a brief respite before squishing the younger brunette’s breasts with the Caribbean’s own, rubbing them around before shifting up and pulling Palvin’s face into her cleavage, quickly smothering out the VS angel.
Hannah lets go and Barbara’s head falls back to the sand as the cover girl gets up, jumping up and down as her jugs do the same, prancing out of the ring, having evened a years-old score, shouting out, “Who’s next?” as she leaves the ring.
Bar Refaeli: 35 years old, 5’8”, 15-25-3 since 2010, Free Agent
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: 33 years old, 5’9”, 10-20 combined since 2011, Fates Boxing
The two blonde models in the next fight have fought once before, back in 2013. Refaeli had held the Queen of the Ice Hotel title earlier that year while with Odds & Ends, Huntington-Whiteley was a member of Kear’s Kats. There were only 14 members of the Hall of Fame. Since then, when Bar took Rosie down, both girls were let go by their respective stables. Now, seven years later, Fates surprised everyone by signing Huntington-Whiteley, who at one point had a record of 2-20 across the FCBA and BBU. Well, Rosie’s riding a nine-fight win streak, beating some of the FCBA’s toughest competition, including Blake Lively, Nina Agdal, and Doutzen Kroes to earn herself a title shot next week. Refaeli’s career, on the other hand, has stagnated – but a win tonight against a rapidly rising Rosie could land her more fights and even a stable opportunity.
In the press conference, Refaeli touches on what a win tonight could do for her, “Obviously, it’s been a while since I’ve won and had a stable. Taking down Rosie tonight, while she’s vastly overrated and I’ve already beaten her once, would help get me back on the map.”
Huntington-Whiteley stares straight at Refaeli, before responding, “I’m getting even tonight, and I’m going to return the favor from the last time we were on the beach.”
The crowd is rowdy as the battle between the two blonde models is announced and Bar Refaeli is introduced. The Israeli model walks out in a white bikini with black gloves, her hair up in a ponytail for the fight. The crowd hollers – while Bar may not have a stable, she definitely has her fans. Huntington-Whiteley makes her way to the ring soon after, wearing a tight tie-dye bikini set with purple gloves, her hair in a bun for the fight. While both these blonde bombshells may be on the other side of 30, they sure don’t look like it as they stare at each other. The referee invites the two girls to touch gloves, but they both give him a look that makes him just call for the bell.
Rosie charges right after Bar right out of the gate and pounds two rights into the Israeli model’s ribs before slipping a right into the older model’s face. Bar surprised by the Brit’s aggression and tries to fight fire with fire but Rosie smokes Bar with a right hook and Refaeli staggers backwards before she can land a big hit back! Huntington-Whiteley turning up the pace, slamming rights and lefts into Refaeli’s body as quickly as she can, the two girls kicking up sand as Rosie works Bar into the ropes. RHW pounding Bar’s body, making sure to get in two punches to her bikini top before the SI girl wraps her arms around Rosie and forces a break. RHW continues to chase after Refaeli after the break, but the Israeli halts the Brit’s offensive with a solid right straight when the Brit gets too aggressive. Bar gets in a follow-up left to Rosie’s body before the bell, but Rosie’s good start gets her the round.
Refaeli may be on a losing streak, but the cover model is no rookie slouch and takes it to Huntington-Whiteley, nailing the Brit in her famous lips and busting the younger girl’s upper lip. Rosie’s stunned and Bar takes the opportunity to hit her in the nose before RHW retaliates, hitting Bar in her left breast. Refaeli snarls and drives two shots right into Huntington-Whiteley’s jugs RHW shouts out and takes a big swing at Bar and her blow skips off of Refaeli’s cheek as the Israeli beauty simply shifts right and hammers another right into Rosie’s mouth and RHW is giving up ground! Rosie backpedaling as Bar chases her around the ring, landing body blows that Rosie isn’t answering until she plants her feet and makes a stand, trading a shot to the head with Bar before she digs in a left to the body before wrapping Refaeli up, preventing her from getting any more momentum. The bell rings as the two girls are wrapped up and are separated without too much difficulty. Bar Refaeli evens the fight up by winning the second.
Bar settling into a rhythm, sticking with her right, then left, then backing off as Rosie looks to throw caution to the wind and punish Bar. Refaeli lands her two punches as Huntington-Whiteley darts in, then the Israeli retreats before Rosie can land a response and Refaeli shifts around the ring. Huntington-Whiteley approaches again and gets met by Refaeli’s response yet for a second time, but Rosie predicts Refaeli’s movement and lands a blow to Bar’s jaw, but doesn’t do enough to break the cycle as Bar goes right back to sticking Rosie and moving. Huntington-Whiteley clearly fed up with Refaeli’s approach and the British model cuts her counterpart off and feints high before laying two punches into Bar’s liver. Refaeli backs off and RHW pursues, landing a pair of blows into Bar’s ribs before the round comes to an end. Bar Refaeli once again takes the round on points, and the Fates corner has to figure out how to get their fighter back into the fight.
Rosie charges out of her corner and sinks a left into Bar’s body after throwing a dangerous jab at the older blonde’s head. Refaeli comes back with a right that catches Huntington-Whiteley in her mouth again and reopens her upper lip, but the Brit socks Bar in the jaw and Refaeli staggers backwards! Bar covering up as Rosie lays on the hurt, her gloves making dull thudding noises as she wails on Refaeli’s midriff and drives her opponent into the ropes. Refaeli lunges out at Huntington-Whiteley and the Brit bobs her head out of the way at the last second and hammers Bar in her midsection and knocks her back into the ropes, nearly bent double before the Rosie starts pounding Bar’s head. Refaeli getting bounced around like a ping pong ball as she’s hammered upright until she practically throws herself onto Rosie to force a break. RHW wastes no time out of the break to nail Bar right in her face and again working the model back into the ropes but the bell mercifully saves Bar. RHW turning the tables as she wins by shutout.
Huntington-Whiteley firmly in control as the round starts, the British blonde quickly landing a straight right to Refaeli’s nose and snaps Bar’s head backwards. Refaeli swings out wildly with a left but whiffs completely as Huntington-Whiteley slams a left into Bar’s midriff and the Israeli howls out in agony. Rosie sticks Bar in her chin and the older blonde almost goes down as Refaeli wobbles on her legs and she stumbles backwards, kicking up sand as she retreats covering her body! Rosie bounds after Bar and cuts off Refaeli’s retreat before sticking her in her right eye and Bar stands still with a blank expression on her face. Huntington-Whiteley seems to take all day to hit Bar with a right hook, swiveling her head to the left before following up with a left hook to spin Bar back around to her right before a third hook comes in and hits Bar square in her jaw and the Israeli model spills onto the sand! It’s a knockdown for Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Bar’s barely moving her arms in the sand and can’t even pick her head up by ten! It’s over – your winner by KO5, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley!
Rosie wastes no time in taking her gloves off and heading right for Bar, rolling the defeated model onto her back. Refaeli blinks rapidly, her eyes going in and out of focus on the British model.
Huntington-Whiteley smiles, then asks, “What, are you scared?” as Refaeli’s eyes grow wide. Rosie lets out a little laugh as she leans in to Bar’s right ear and whispers, “Even if you are, you’re my b*tch.” And Rosie flips Bar over again and tells her to crawl, and the older blonde obliges, but unsteadily. Huntington-Whiteley sits down on the model’s back, drawing a grunt out of Refaeli, who briefly stops.
“Don’t stop!” Rosie screeches, and Bar continues for a few more feet before collapsing into the sand. Huntington-Whiteley stands up, plants her foot on Refaeli’s back as she poses for the cameras, then leaves the ring.
“Let Bar be a message to anyone who thinks they can humiliate me and get away with it,” the British bombshell says to the press “I will get my revenge. Any you will regret even thinking you could humiliate me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to focus on my title fight.” And with that, Rosie leaves the press to wonder if she can actually beat Alexis Ren, despite being a heavy underdog.
Ana Beatriz Barros: 38 years old, 5’11”, 5-5 since 2019, Fates Boxing
Behati Prinsloo: 32 years old, 5’10 ½”, 13-12 since 2016, Free Agent
In early 2019, Fates seemed to be the envy of all new stables. A dynamic trio of fighters to start off with - Elizabeth Olsen, Emily DiDonato, and Behati Prinsloo - getting success after success despite a few hiccups along the way, but no stable is perfect. Then, in April, add in three more dynamic fighters in Brie Larson, Taylor Swift, and Ana Beatriz Barros, and suddenly the stable had two legitimate contenders in bantam, light, and welter. And by June, Swift and Prinsloo earned title shots. Swift won her fight and had nine consecutive title defenses before losing to her stablemate – the other part of Fates’ elite lightweight duo – Emily DiDonato. Prinsloo lost hers – and then began a four fight loss streak. She broke her skid against girls like Kelly Brook, Charlotte Flair, and an upset over Romee Strijd. And then she faced Kate Upton – or as the model likes to call herself – the Fates Conqueror. Two months later, Fates released Prinsloo and within two weeks, brought on Karen Gillan from Lookout Atlantic in the BBU. Whatever Fates saw in Prinsloo’s skid and the fights following, it convinced him to ditch the top 10 welter. Tonight, Behati Prinsloo can prove him wrong.
The security staff isn’t playing around with this press conference – they are already lined up between the two tall models, who start cursing at each other as soon as they see the other. They are eventually coaxed into their seats, where they start talking over each other until Prinsloo’s mic is cut off so Ana can speak.
“I’m going to pound that pathetic model body of yours into the sand!” Barros screams, not realizing she’s the only one with a live mic until the crowd looks at her. “I’m going to knock Behati out. She couldn’t get the job done, so we brought in more welter help. If she didn’t suck, she wouldn’t be in this mess.” Ana sets her mic down and shoots a dirty look at Behati.
“I swear. Fates made a mistake by letting me go. I took the title of the face of Fates away from Emily DiDonato.” Prinsloo stares intently at Fates in the back of the room. “Then he brought you on, Ana, and you have done nothing! All your wins are against girls who never were good to begin with or who fell off. You are nothing. You aren’t a good fighter. All you are going to be is my b*tch.”
Ana jumps up but the security already blocks her path to Behati, and the Namibian model merely laughs at turns around. Any retribution will have to wait until the fight.
Come time for the fight, Behati Prinsloo makes her way out onto the sand first, wearing a bright pink bikini set with matching gloves, the free agent’s hair put up in a bun. The crowd cheers, but the Namibian model’s gaze never leaves the ring, and once she gets into it, Prinsloo paces, staring at where Barros will come out from. Moments later, the Brazilian model steps out from the back and locks eyes with the former Fates fighter, and if it weren’t for the crowd, you’d be able to hear a pin drop, you could feel the tension between the two girls. Ana drops her robe to reveal a bikini set in Fates’ classic blue, with matching gloves for the fight, her hair in a bun. The two stunning models’ eyes never waver from each other as Ana swings her long legs over the top rope and gets right into Prinsloo’s face as the referee struggles to keep the two women apart as they start cursing at each other. The referee eventually gets just enough distance between the two girls to feel comfortable calling for the bell, and off we go with ten rounds of welterweight action!
For those few souls who predicted that this match wouldn’t be bitterly contested, Ana and Behati instantly start trading blows with fury and Barros quickly lands a big blow to Behati’s jaw that forces the younger model to back off. Barros closes the distance between the two girls with her long legs and lunges at Prinsloo’s head, landing a blow to Behati’s right cheek just below her eye, but the Brazilian model leaves herself exposed and her Namibian counterpart capitalizes, popping a right into Barros’ head and snapping it backwards. Ana brings her guard up and Behati starts to work on the Brazilian’s midriff – slowly working Ana backwards, but the Fates girl doesn’t let it come easily. Ana Beatriz Barros finds her counters, hitting at Behati Prinsloo’s chin as the younger girl works on Barros’ body, but the Brazilian keeps on getting worked backwards into the middle of the ring, when she starts to go for Behati’s body. Prinsloo takes a right to her ribs but snaps a one two punch into Barros’ nose as the bell rings. The opening frame goes to the former Fates girl, close.
Prinsloo bounds out of her corner and starts slinging rights and lefts with a fury as she pelts Barros’ ribs. Ana cautiously backs off and as Behati steps forwards, the older model pops a straight right into the younger girl’s nose and stops her on a dime. Prinsloo pulls her arms up a second too late as Barros crushes a left hook into the Namibian’s jaw and nearly drops the former VS angel! Behati covers up and Ana thumps the Namibian girl in her chest after trying to smash through her guard. Prinsloo backs up into the ropes and Barros sinks a left into Prinsloo’s midriff. Barros takes a wild swing at Prinsloo’s head, but the Brazilian whiffs and the younger model pops the Fates girl into her chin, knocking her backwards and getting Behati some breathing room. Behati lands a big right in the waning moments of the round, but Ana responds with another left that almost drops Behati again! The bell rings and the two girls stare each other down before heading to their corners. Barros takes the round on points, wide, and this fight is definitely getting the crowd involved, judging by the reaction.
Both stunning girls charge out of their corners and immediately start socking each other with everything they’ve got, seemingly ignoring any sort of reasoned restraint and the Brazilian gains the upper hand with a big right just below the Namibian’s right eye and Behati staggers backwards! Barros puts her long stems to good use to quickly cover the ground between the two models and feints a high right that gets Prinsloo to shift her guard up ever so slightly and allows Ana to plunge a left into Behati’s midriff, drawing a shout out of the younger girl. Prinsloo’s nearly bent double, her rear jutting out as Barros’ blow connects. Ana smashes a left into Behati’s head to snap the former Fates girl back up before landing a straight right through her guard to knock her into the ropes! Ana showing off her power as she pummels Behati’s body in the ropes, digging rights and lefts into the younger girl’s ribs with the occasional shot to the melons thrown in. Prinsloo in desperate straits as she’s hanging on and goes for the desperation blow, missing with her right but tagging Barros in the chin with her left, giving the former VS angel enough time to get out of the ropes. Prinsloo keeps her distance for the rest of the round, kicking up sand as the older Barros chases her around to the bell. It’s a shutout round for the Brazilian.
Prinsloo keeping her distance to start the round, trying to let Barros tire herself out, but the 38 year old Brazilian is showing that age is just a number as she socks the Namibian model in the mouth and snaps her head backwards! Behati frantically scrambling backwards as on comes Ana and the Brazilian splits Prinsloo’s guard with a straight right and Behati’s in trouble! Prinsloo frantically throws out two desperation punches and tags Barros in her chin. Behati getting more traction, knocking Ana backwards and the former Angel throws a left hook – but Barros ducks it and comes back with an uppercut that snaps Behati’s head backwards and drops her onto the sand! It’s a knockdown for Ana and the Brazilian quickly gets out of the ref’s way and stares intently at the prone Prinsloo. Behati lifts her head up and shakes her head, some sand flying out of her hair. She looks up and sees the ref’s count of six and scrambles to her feet, taking an extra second to get her balance. The referee can’t even get to Behati before she tells him, “I’m gonna knock that b*tch out,” and that’s enough for the ref to let Prinsloo back at Barros after getting up so quickly. Behati darts around the ring quickly, looking to stick and shift against the slower model, but only gets minimal results as Ana always counters Behati and the bell rings. AND BEHATI CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH WELL AFTER THE BELL AND BARROS CHARGES AT BEHATI! Prinsloo merely turns around and heads back to her corner as Ana is fuming at the referee, who insists the blow wasn’t really that long after the bell. Barros eventually turns back to her corner muttering, seemingly not even thinking about winning the round wide thanks to her knockdown.
The two models leave their corners for the fifth and Barros swings right at Prinsloo’s head, barely missing the younger girl. Prinsloo quickly raps two punches right into Barros’ nose, snapping the Brazilian’s head backwards and as the current Fates girl covers up and the former fighter for the stable takes two gratuitous body shots, one to Ana’s ribs and the other to her breasts, pancaking the Brazilian’s chest. Ana practically hisses at Behati and pounds a right into Prinsloo’s chin, but the younger model stays up and connects with a hook to Ana’s jaw and Barros stumbles back into the ropes and Behati busts Ana’s upper lip with a right punch to the mouth before the Brazilian can protect herself. Ana quickly forces a break, but once the fight resumes, Behati is firmly in control, driving Ana around the ring and seemingly landing whatever punches she wants before the bell rings. The round goes wide to Behati Prinsloo, bringing herself back after Ana got three straight rounds.
Prinsloo seems to put her hatred for Barros into overdrive as she charges the bigger girl and slings rights and lefts without prejudice, opening herself up to the Brazilian’s counterpunches, and Ana slams a right into Behati’s nose, drawing a trickle of blood out of the younger girl! Prinsloo with a blank look on her face and Barros brings the younger girl back to reality with a left straight that snaps Behati’s head backwards as the Namibian girl staggers backwards. Behati keeping her distance and Ana again puts her long legs to use to cover the sand between the two girls and the Brazilian lunges out with a right as Behati dodges and digs a right into Ana’s body, driving the air out of the older girl’s lungs and then nailing a left into Ana’s jaw and the Brazilian girl wobbles on her stems and nearly goes down! Barros throws herself onto Prinsloo and wraps her arms around the Namibian’s body, but she can’t wrap up Behati’s arms and the Namibian drives a punch below Ana’s waist and the Brazilian shouts out, but the ref can’t see it! Barros tries to stay wrapped up with Prinsloo but Behati connects with a gutpunch and gets enough separation to knock Barros in her chin and Barros staggers backwards, her guard not high enough to protect her head and a vicious smile creeps across Behati’s face. Prinsloo drives one, two, three vicious straights into Barros’ face and TIMBER – DOWN GOES BARROS AS HER LEGS STIFFEN AND SHE FALLS ONTO HER BACK, ARMS SPLAYED OUT! Behati steps over Ana and stares down, taking her sweet time until the ref gets her to go to the corner. He takes one look at Ana and calls for the bell! Your winner by KO6 and getting her revenge, Behati Prinsloo!
“You dropped your best welter, idiot!” Prinsloo screams at Fates as she raises her arms before heading over to the fallen Brazilian and planting her foot on Barros’ chest, posing for the cameras. Ana begins to stir and Behati smirks as she plops herself onto Barros tummy, drawing an oof out of the older model.
“Just so you know,” Behati starts, “This is personal.” And Prinsloo smacks Barros’ jugs with both of her hands. Ana curses in Portuguese as Behati continues to pound her breasts and eventually the Brazilian’s bikini top gives way.
“I’ll take this,” Prinsloo asserts despite Barros’ complaints, and the Brazilian covers her jugs as Behati stands up, waving around Ana’s bikini top.
“Karen,” Behati calls out, “Let’s settle this girl to girl. And then when I’m done with you, I’ll dispose of Emily and Taylor, who actually run things in Fates and ran me out.”
With that, Prinsloo storms out of the ring, leaving a whimpering Barros lying on her back, still covering her breasts in the center of the ring. Prinsloo made her point against Barros, but her goals seem to be higher. Only time will tell if Fates given her another chance to embarrass one of his fighters in the future.
Emily DiDonato: 29 years old, 5’10”, 23-8 since 2017, Fates Boxing
Yvonne Strahovski: 38 years old, 5’8”, 67-33 since 2008, Tractorpull Hall of Fame Inductee, Lookout Boxing
Under normal circumstances, a fight between two elite lightweights would already be full of electricity and be a major draw. But there are times when that electricity is elevated even more, and becomes a must-watch fight. That is what Fates has somehow managed to put together tonight. Yvonne Strahovski, in her first match after being inducted into the Hall of Fame, goes one-on-one with Emily DiDonato, who is coming off of a major upset win against Kate Upton, Strahovski’s stablemate and seeming foil to every one of Fates’ fighters.
The two fighters are cordial – they’ve never fought each other before, only the other’s stablemates.
“Well, I must say I was surprised when Emily took down Taylor in March and then beach Kate last week,” Yvonne starts. “Clearly she isn’t a pushover. But even though I have over 100 fights to my name and may not be as elite as I used to be, I think I still have plenty of tricks up my sleeve.” Strahovski smiles.
“We shall see,” Emily responds, “But I must say, it is great to see someone as good as you still fighting, and congratulations on your hundredth fight and subsequent induction.”
Clearly, the two girls don’t have any bad blood – but just give it a few hours and they’ll be socking each other.
Strahovski is the first girl to make her way to the ring and another tall blonde girl steps out behind her – it’s Kate Upton! Yvonne easily makes her way to the ring and removes her robe, handing it to Kate, who whispers something into her stablemate’s ear. While the microphones don’t pick it up, one can surmise that it’s Upton hoping for Vonnie to dish out some payback for Upton’s loss last week. The Hall of Fame fighter is dressed in a white bikini and has on red gloves.
Moments later, Emily DiDonato makes her way out to the ring, paying no attention to Kate Upton as she stays focused on Strahovski, making her way to the ring and removing her robe to reveal a yellow bikini set with black gloves. The two girls touch gloves, and off we go with ten rounds of lightweight action!
Both lightweights cautiously circle each other, knowing that this is a top tier fight and may very well put the winner in line for a title shot. DiDonato the first one to start jabbing at her opponent, using her extra reach or her advantage. Strahovski is laser focused, precisely timing her responses between Emily’s jabs. Neither girl lands anything other than into the other’s gloves during the first minute, and the stalemate continues. DiDo strikes out with a left and steps forward into a right that smashes in Straho’s gloves, and the blonde actress pops a quick right into DiDo’s mouth. The Sports Illustrated model recoils and Vonnie pumps another blow into Emily’s mouth, and Em is in full retreat. Both girls kicking up sand as the older girl chases the younger around the ring, with Vonnie getting the better end of the blows as she gets two good licks in that snap Emily’s head backwards. DiDo plants her feet and comes back with a right. The bell sings before the model can make any additional progress, and the judges determine that Vonnie won the opening round on points, wide.
The second round begins the same as the first as both girls start circling each other, though Strahovski is less afraid of DiDonato’s reach. Vonnie keeps on moving quickly, making her punch at Emily and moving before her bigger opponent can stick her good. The Hall of Famer shifts her focus to Emily’s model body, seemingly taking special care to pop the model in her bikini top. DiDonato responds by closing in on Vonnie and feinting left before driving a right into the Aussie’s midriff and the blonde winces from the model’s power. Emily quickly sticks a left into Vonnie’s nose as the blonde is already backing off. Emily cautiously follows the blonde, trying to leverage her reach again. The brunette model snaps a solid left into Vonnie’s chin, but the veteran fighters stays up and fights back with a shot to Emily’s ribs. DiDonato backs off again before Strahovski can do anything more, and the round concluded with uneventful circling. It’s a close round, but Emily takes it.
Strahovski starts off the third round by charging right at the bigger girl and smacking DiDonato in her chin. Vonnie pivots quickly to knock a left between DiDo’s eyes and the brunette again retreats. Strahovski keeping up the pressure and upping the tempo, focusing on driving rights and lefts into DiDonato’s body. Em taking the punishment and jabbing back at Vonnie and strikes the actress in her mouth, knocking the actress a half step backwards. DiDo pounces as Strahovski pulls up her arms and blocks the brunt of the brunette’s blows. Emily slides a right past the blonde’s guard to get her to move backwards a step, but Vonnie comes right back at Em with a right hook that catches the model by surprise. DiDonato now the girl who’s dropping backwards as Strahovski advances and firing off punches, but to minimal results as the bell rings. Vonnie retakes the lead, taking the round, close.
The two girls settle down to start the fourth and start the round by circling each other. Emily using her reach while Vonnie looks for the counter, and the blonde actress sidesteps a DiDo right and lays two punches into Emily’s mouth to make the first contact of the round. Strahovski drops back and looks to counterpunch DiDonato’s second blow, but the model anticipates Vonnie’s tactics and follows her first blow with a big left follow-up that catches the older girl in the chin. Strahovski pulls her gloves back and gets her guard up just in time to block DiDonato’s follow-up, but the brunette quickly goes to the smaller girl’s body, working her backwards into the ropes with quick, powerful punches. Strahovski didn’t get to be a Hall of Famer without being able to go against bigger girls, and the actress is quick on the clinch to force a break. Emily doesn’t waste any time going back after Yvonne and lands a cheeky right, but nothing more before the bell. DiDonato evens everything back up after the fourth.
The two elite lightweights immediately start out the fifth round by circling each other, except at a much quicker pace than the prior round. Vonnie not shying away from the bigger Emily and raps a quick one-two into the model’s face and gets blasted by a right jab from the brunette model. Strahovski shifts to her right and fires off a quick left but DiDo dodges the blow and socks Vonnie just in the mojuth and the blonde girl has a blank look on her face. Emily sees Yvonne’s distant eyes and the model’s eyes grow big, seeing a vulnerable Hall of Famer. DiDonato quickly punches Yvonne in her chin, but the blonde actress didn’t become a Hall of Famer without being able to take a hit and cover up, and that’s what she’s doing right now. Vonnie stepping backwards quickly, showing some quickness as Em chases after her and lands a big hook into the actress’ jaw, sending her into the ropes. Emily unloads as Strahovski keeps her gloves up as DiDonato smashes her gloves against Vonnie’s, but the brunette isn’t neglecting the blonde’s body, driving two big rights into the actress’ body, both of which draw brief groans from Strahovski and the blonde is forced to wrap her arms around Emily. The two struggle briefly before the referee gets involved and breaks the two apart. DiDonato doesn’t waste any time after the break and lashes out with a lightning-fast jab before burying leather into Strahovski’s midriff, drawing a shout out of Yvonne and the bell spares the Hall of Famer! Emily rolls her eyes, but nevertheless has a smile on her face going back to the Fates corner as she knows she won the round by shutout.
The exertion of the previous five rounds beginning to show itself, both girls drenched in sweat and their movements not as precise as earlier. But unlike the previous few rounds, the sixth doesn’t start with the two girls circling – instead, Emily charges right for Yvonne and feints left to follow up with a right. Vonnie sees it coming tough and blocks the follow-up before snapping a left into DiDo’s nose. DiDonato recoils and Strahovski takes a step forward and jabs at the brunette model, but her blow bounces off of Emily’s gloves and DiDonato pumps two rights into Strahovski’s chin, but again the blonde actress is still standing! Emily moves forward and digs left into Yvonne’s body before taking two big swings at Strahovski’s head and – Emily’s head snaps backwards and Yvonne rams a rocket of a right into the model’s mouth before she follows up with a left that snaps DiDonato’s head backwards! Emily staggers backwards and Yvonne thumps the former champ with one, two, three rights and down goes Emily onto her back! The ref starts his count and DiDo’s moving her arms, rolling herself onto her stomach. The model looks up at the count of six and pushes herself to all fours, sand falling out of her hair. DiDonato pushes herself up at the count of eight, breathing heavily, her chest heaving in her bikini. She nods at the ref who finds it sufficient, and waves Yvonne back in. DiDo covers up and Strahovski digs a pair of rights into DiDonato’s ribs and the brunette winces as she wraps up Stahovski. The ref jumps in as the bell rings, and Emily breaks the hold, breathing heavily and looking up into the night sky, wondering where she went wrong that round. The Hall of Famer Strahovski shows her stuff in the sixth, stealing it wide with the knockdown, and Upton is hollering in the Lookout corner as Vonnie returns.
Yvonne bounding with energy out of her corner while Emily has a worn expression on her face, and the blonde charges right for the brunette, feinting high and then going for the model’s body, ripping a right into DiDonato’s ribs. Emily snarls and shoots out a left to respond, burying her glove into Strahovski’s chest. DiDonato takes a step backwards and shoots out a right, but Vonnie parries it and crashes a hook into Emily’s jaw and the model wobbles! Vonnie pounces, slamming rights and lefts into the brunette’s head with a fury and down goes Emily! It’s the second knockdown for Strahovski in two rounds and the brunette model whimpers on the sand as she crawl to all fours. DiDo looks up at the ref as he counts out seven and the brunette forces herself up at nine. The ref approaches her and makes sure to ask her twice if she can continue, which the model responds to affirmatively. The ref shrugs and Vonnie charges right back at the model. DiDonato is ready for her and preempts the blow with a lunging jab that skips off of Strahovski’s ear, but the model is wide open and Vonnie pounds Emily’s face and draws blood from the model’s nose! Emily staggers backwards and she tries to counterpunch, but Strahovski easily dodges the punch and nails DiDonato in her jaw and sends the model into the ropes which are the only thing holding her up! The Goshen Goddess is helpless as on comes Yvonne who starts pummeling Emily’s face and the brunette sags further into the ropes as her nose leaks more blood AND THE REFEREE STEPS IN! DiDonato with a blank look in her eyes and it’s a vicious TKO7 for Yvonne Strahovski!
Medics flood the ring as Emily falls off the ropes and crashes to the sand as Yvonne beams in the center of the ring before making her way to the ringpost in her corner. She hugs Kate Upton and the blonde model steps into the ring as the actress leaves it, and a mischievous smile creeps across Kate’s face as she approaches the crowd gathering around Emily. Strahovski has already left the ring, waving to the crowd and not looking back. The crowd starts cheering as Upton pushes away the medics and towers over a battered DiDonato, sneering down at the brunette model who defeated her a week ago.
Emily rolls her head over, realizing the medical staff has disappeared, and sees Kate standing over her. DiDo’s eyes grow wide and her mouth gapes open as she realizes what’s about to happen.
“At least you’re still conscious enough to know,” Upton coos, and the blonde drags the brunette over to the nearest corner, wrapping her arms under Emily’s arms and dragging her backwards before propping her up in the corner. DiDonato flails her arms weakly, but she just doesn’t have enough strength left to put up much resistance against a fresh Upton. Kate stands up, but her playful demeanor is gone. Her icy blue eyes just bore a hole through Emily’s eyes, and the blonde bends over, making sure to show her cleavage as she gets into Emily’s face.
“This is payback, b*tch.” And Kate backs up before she runs at Emily, jumps, and a giant smack is heard around the arena as Upton’s breasts connect with DiDonato’s. Emily whimpers and tips to her right, though Kate returns the brunette to an upright position. Upton straddles the woman who put her down last week and pulls in the brunette’s head, whispering into her ear as Upton presses her jugs against Emily’s smaller assets.
“So,” Upton begins, “when Taylor takes three humiliating losses to me in a row, she looks for someone else to do all the dirty work. And you somehow do that, and she takes part of the postfight humiliation. Yet, here we are – you losing to Vonnie, and where is Taylor? Is she going to protect you?” Kate pauses for effect. “Seems like a great stablemate to me. She insults you after your crowning moment, defeating her and she calls you a third rate model. Even though she’s not wrong, that’s a bit harsh – I mean, you did just defeat her and did the FCBA a public service.” Emily whimpers and moves her arms to push Kate away, but Upton merely smiles and pushes the model’s arms back down.
“So you, the face of Fates. You who have emerged as champion fighter, as much as it hurts me to say it. You just let her run things? And she’s left you out for me, after you defeated me to give her an opportunity to humiliate me after last week’s beach fight?” Kate asks. “It’s pretty clear – Taylor only lets you hang around to do what she can’t. And, by the way,” Upton pauses, “as long as you’re around, she’s going to need to fight you and knock you out because you beat her. She’ll look for every chance, every opportunity to try to prove that she’s better than you. And I hope you give her a run for her money again. I’d rather you both lose, but I’ll accept you winning. But if you lose, Taylor won’t hesitate to humiliate you. So you better do the same to her.”
Kate shifts backwards, and stares right at Emily. “Now, time for the payback.”
Upton takes two slaps at DiDonato’s jugs before putting her arms around Emily’s back and undoing her bikini top, which she waves and throws to the crowd, which is going berserk. Upton presses her jugs against DiDonato’s face and the Fates girl squirms slightly, but she just doesn’t have enough energy left to fight Kate. DiDonato slumps to her right and Upton steps up, letting Emily fall face-down onto the sand, unconscious.
With that, Upton gets up and turns her back on DiDonato, leaving the medics to once again tend to the SI model.
Vonnie speaks to the press later after the in-ring action has ended, “I may be in the Hall of Fame, but I haven’t stopped taking names,” Vonnie boasts, “and Emily got what she deserved, plus a bit of payback for Fates thinking that his girls could keep up with Lookout. It’s not my cup of tea to do that after fights, but it’s right up Kate’s alley. Now, I would advise Fates to back down, unless he wants everyone in his stable to look like what I did to Emily tonight.”
Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 47-22 since 2009, Fates Boxing
Alessandra Ambrosio: 39 years old, 5’9 ½”, 43-16 combined since 2016, Girls Friday
The final fight of the card sees a rematch of a lightweight title bout from last June, when Taylor Swift dethroned reigning champion Alessandra Ambrosio and began her record-setting streak of nine consecutive title defenses. Tonight, Ambrosio gets her chance at redemption as her farewell tour continues.
Before the fight, one might expect the two to be going at each other’s throats, given that Ambrosio lost her title to Swift and that it’s no secret that Taylor hates VS models, but the two women strike a conciliatory tone in their press conference.
“Well it is unfortunate that I lost the title to Taylor,” Alessandra starts, “I must concede she was the better fighter that night, and she proved why she was champion material several times over the course of her defenses.” Ambrosio pauses, “That being said. Tonight, I’m going to show that I still have it as I begin my ride off into the sunset.”
“I have to give Ale credit,” Swift responds, “She was out here dominating the FCBA in her late thirties. That isn’t easy at any age, especially that age. But while I respect her, I’m not giving her any easy passes tonight.”
“Just the way I want it.” Ambrosio says, and the press conference is over.
The crowd may have been loud earlier, but an eerie stillness permeates the arena as the main event is announced. Two straight losses by Fates girls – Ana Beatriz Barros and Emily DiDonato – leaves the event with Fates having a split record. A Swift loss would lock in a losing record for the event – something that not even Tess Valmore would have predicted after doing so for the prior Fates event and getting blown out in predictions.
The announcer gets on the microphone to announce the fighters. “And introducing first. Standing at 5’9” and 39 years old. Hailing from Brazil and representing Girls Friday. She held the BBU and FCBA lightweight titles. A force to be reckoned with, and someone we will miss seeing compete - Alessandra Ambrosio!”
The crowd may be at a Fates event but they go nuts for the Brazilian model who steps out in a triangle bikini with the colors of the Brazilian flag on it, matching her yellow gloves. Alessandra waves to the crowd and smiles as she soaks in the atmosphere, since who knows how many more times she’ll be out in the ring. Ambrosio mouths “thank you” to the fans, who eventually settle down and the announcer hops back on the mic.
“And her opponent. The woman who ended her FCBA lightweight title reign and then went on to set the record for most title defenses during a single reign. A former Queen of the Ice Hotel. The Queen of Pop - Taylor Swift!”
Swift steps out in a high-waisted red and white bikini that shows off her long stems and the crowd cheers wildly again. The blonde singer has opted for red gloves for the fight, and has put her hair up in a ponytail. She gracefully strides to the ring and enters it, smiling at Alessandra as the two touch gloves in the middle of the ring. The referee calls for the bell, and we are underway with the main event!
Alessandra may be 39, but given the way she charges at Taylor, you wouldn’t know it as she socks the blonde singer with a right hook that makes Swift back off. Ale steps up and pops a rib shot into TayTay’s ribs, but Taylor comes right back at Alessandra with a left hook that knocks the Brazilian girl backwards. Both girls start circling, each feinting forward but not committing until Swift feints hard with her right and slips a straight left into Ambrosio’s face, much to the shegrin of the model. Taylor follows up with a ribshot of her own, but Alessandra holds her own and wards off further aggression from the singer. The two girls truly begin circling in earnest, with Alessandra keeping up a brisk pace to limit Taylor’s opportunities for big jabs that would hurt, but would leave the blonde open. Ambrosio digs a one-two combo into Swift’s ribs, but the blonde singer fires off a big straight right into the Brazilian model’s face, knocking the older girl backwards. The circling resumes in the waning seconds and the bell rings, sending the two girls back to their corners. The opening round is a draw, but that surely isn’t going to last for the rest of the fight.
Both girls quickly get out of their corners, kicking up sand, and this time don’t start circling each other but rather start confronting each other head on. Alessandra dekes Taylor with a left before connecting with a straight right followed by a shot into the singer’s bikini top. Swift drops backwards and Ambrosio quickly follows – she may not be as tall or as leggy as Swift, but she is a model and quickly covers the ground between herself and the woman who ended her title reign. Ambrosio feints left but gets rocked by a right to her chin from Swift as the blonde leverages her reach advantage. Taylor quickly fires off a left, but Alessandra already has her gloves up to block the shot. Swift shifts her focus to the former Angel’s body, but Ambrosio wraps her arms around the singer to force a break. The ref steps in and separates the two girls, who decide to just circle for the rest of the round, each trying to get her opponent to overcommit, but neither is successful. The bell rings and the two girls go back to their corners, with Taylor Swift edging the round in her favor.
Taylor settling into a groove, leveraging her reach with her jab and landing two punches into Alessandra to start the round. The brunette model drops back, all too familiar with her blonde opponent’s jabs, as they played an instrumental part in ending her FCBA title reign last year. Swift chases after Ambrosio and fires off a right jab, but the 39 year-old shows off her quick reflexes to duck the punch and nail the blonde in the chin. Swift takes another swing at the model, but Ambrosio takes it and nails Taylor with a right cross before digging a shot into the blonde’s body, and Taylor’s the one dropping backwards now. Alessandra getting good licks in, working Taylor backwards and into the ropes, where the singer bounces back and skips a right off of the model’s right cheek, which buys the blonde enough time to get back out of the center of the ring and stay away from Ambrosio until the bell. Alessandra ties up the fight, with each girl having a round and splitting the first.
Alessandra quickly gets in close to Taylor and goes to the blonde’s body, quickly working Swift backwards as Taylor’s arms are jammed up, unable to get some extension with her blows. Taylor quickly takes two steps backwards, covering more ground than Alessandra thanks to her famous, long legs, and the singer is finally able to get a full extension jab off and absolutely nails Ambrosio in her mouth and follows up with a left straight that snaps the Brazilian’s head backwards. Now it’s the older girl who’s dropping back as Swift starts to methodically pick around her guard, slowly working Ambrosio into the ropes, where Ambrosio quickly clinches. After the break, Taylor takes a swing at Ale, but the smaller girl evades the blow and pumps leather into the blonde’s tummy and Taylor gasps! The bell rings as Ambrosio winds up for another blow, and while Taylor takes the round, she’s wincing as she heads back to the Fates corner.
As the fight nears its halfway point, Ambrosio charges out of her corner while Swift takes longer to get out of hers, a look of mild discomfort on her face. Ale steps up and Taylor connects with a quick jab to the brunette’s chin, knocking Ambrosio backwards. Now it’s Swift who’s stepping forward and the blonde singer shoots out a vicious right but Ambrosio steps out of the way and swivels Taylor’s head with a left hook out of nowhere! Swift is stunned and Ambrosio comes at her with two straights and an uppercut that drops Swift onto the sand! Taylor’s moving her arms around as Alessandra is in the corner and the ref is already at a count of four before Swift picks her head up. The blonde singer quickly scrambles to all fours for the count of six before taking a breath and forcing herself up at eight. She tells the ref she can continue and the official doesn’t argue – and so the two girls continue the fight. Taylor keeps her distance from Alessandra, again putting those long legs to use to cover more ground than her opponent and utilize her reach to keep the model away until the bell. The Brazilian unsurprisingly wins the round on points, thanks to her knockdown of the singer.
Ambrosio comes out strong to start the sixth, going with a hit and run strategy, baiting Swift with a feint, shifting, then striking out with a well-placed punch to the singer’s head or ribs. Taylor keeping her guard up to block the punches at her head, but her counterpunches aren’t crisp and Alessandra blocks them, being able to go back to the singer’s body with her blows as she works Taylor into the ropes. Swift holding on but is giving up her body and Ambrosio shifts her focus to the singer’s body and Taylor lashes out with yet another punch at Alessandra’s head, but this time she clobbers Ambrosio’s nose and the stunning model staggers backwards! Swift comes swiftly out of the ropes and whacks the brunette with another right to her nose and the Brazilian nearly goes down! Alessandra is now the one covering up as one comes Taylor – and the bell rings! Ambrosio is saved by the bell, and Swift merely shakes her head, knowing that she’ll have to take care of Ambrosio later.
Now it’s Alessandra who’s the girl cautiously getting out of her corner, wary of staying in one place and letting Taylor throw heavy blows at the older fighter. Ambrosio keeps her distance for the opening thirty seconds as Swift aggresively chases after the bombshell, but isn’t able to get her into the ropes and when the singer gets overzealous with a right straight and lunges in but misses, and model smacks Taylor with a right, knocking the leggy blonde back. Ambrosio steps forward and drives a hard punch into Taylor’s ribs before throwing a hook at the blonde’s head but Swift evades the blow and connects with a hammer right to Alessandra’s head before following up with a right straight that slams right into the brunette model’s chin before she can get her gloves back up. Alessandra jabs back with her left, but Taylor’s just barely out of the Brazilian’s reach – but Ambrosio is in Swift’s range and the blodne fires off three quick jabs into the model’s money-maker and knocks her backwards into the ropes and on comes Taylor, unloading blows into the model’s toned body. Alessandra breathing heavily and shouting out as Taylor finds a vicious ribshot that forces a clinch out of the Brazilian, who holds on with all she has. The referee separates the two and the waning seconds of the round are spent with Swift popping rights and lefts at Ambrosio from range until the bell. Ambrosio winces as she heads back to her corner while Swift has a new spring in her step – and who wouldn’t after just piling on to her opponent in a shutout round?
The previous seven rounds showing as the pace is slower than the previous seven rounds, but as the eighth gets underway, it’s clear Ambrosio is struggling. The Brazilian’s breathing heavily, red faced as Swift chases her around the rings, able to cover seemingly any distance effortlessly thanks to those world famous legs. Taylor feints with her left but Alessandra doesn’t bite, keeping her gloves up and instead shooting out a lightning quick jab. Taylor takes the blow on her chin and fires off a right that splits through Ambrosio’s guard right to her mouth and then comes right back at the brunette with a left hook around her guard that staggers the model! Ambrosio backing up, kicking up sand as Taylor unleashes an all out assault on Ambrosio’s guard, battering her way through the brunette’s gloves as Ambrosio’s guard drops. Swift pops Ambrosio in her nose with a left before sending in a right uppercut that buckles Alessandra’s legs and drops the model to the sand! Taylor prancing to the corner as Alessandra moves her arms around and forces herself to all fours, but she gets no further as the referee counts out ten and the bell rings! Your winner by KO8, Taylor Swift!
A look of relief crawls across Taylor’s face, as the blonde singer takes off her gloves and mounts the ringpost to pose for the crowd. Alessandra gets tended to by her medical staff, who is keeping an eye on Taylor – every single fight before this one has had postmatch antics. But Swift seems interested in posing for the cameras, which gives the medics some relief, until the blonde singer heads over. She waves her hand, and asks how Ambrosio’s doing. The medics let her through and she shares a hug with Alessandra, saying something that makes the model laugh, before the singer leaves the ring, waving to the crowd.
“No, I wasn’t going to humiliate her.” Swift tells the press afterwards, “She never did anything to me. Now Kate, on the other hand…” Taylor trails off. “I wasn’t going to do this, but your humiliation of Emily tonight gives me no choice. You’re next, and you will be humiliated, just as you’ve done to me before.”
Post by girlsfriday on Aug 23, 2020 2:59:11 GMT -6
Amazing card Fates, you always do a superb job, this might have been your best card so far with surprises, great action and plenty of fireworks. we can't wait to see your next edition of Fates Boxing action.
Post by girlsfriday on Aug 23, 2020 3:07:30 GMT -6
Alessandra Ambrosio: Well that wasn't the result I hoped for, I have no complaints and looking back now over everything that happened on the card, I guess I should be blessed that Taylor showed me her respect and didn't give me a face scrubbing in the sand, thank you Taylor for that.
While it wasn't my night, I still have plenty of action still ahead before the gloves are hung in my trophy room to go alongside my replica BBU and FCBA lightweight titles... Just thought I would get that in *winks* I am going to make my fans proud.
Now I do have two observations, first Yvonne I know very well you prefer to let someone else get their hands dirty for you, you're a snake that hasn't been stepped on yet, I know too well the real you, not the one you showed Emily before you hid away as Kate did your bidding.
Oh and to Emily, ignore that bimbo Kate, she is simply trying to get between you and Taylor, whether she is smart enough herself to actually come up with that plan or Yvonne had a hand in trying to put some poison in your stable, maybe I should remind Kate who the first unified champion was hmm...
"Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to focus on my title fight.”
b*tch! Darn right you'll need to focus after I knock you out all groggy next week. I see you're going around acting all cocky and sh*t now that you've won a few matches. Well, someone needs to teach you a lesson and take you down a notch, and that someone will be me.
b*tch! Darn right you'll need to focus after I knock you out all groggy next week. I see you're going around acting all cocky and sh*t now that you've won a few matches. Well, someone needs to teach you a lesson and take you down a notch, and that someone will be me.
See you in the ring, WHITE-Y
The last thing you'll ever do is sweep the Fates lightweights. I hope you're ready to be lying down on the sand.
First of all, a huge congratulations to Vonnie for this win, for getting into the Hall of Fame and for allowing me to step in to provide a little assistance in the post-match!
Second of all, to Emily:
Kate, only you would have the arrogance to defeat me in a JMDD match, then cry foul when I return the humiliation in our next fight. You are messing with the girl who built Fates - and you may have gotten the most recent laugh, but it won't be the last laugh.