Angie Harmon vs Charlize Theron Birthday Bout
Aug 7, 2020 10:29:50 GMT -6
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Angie Harmon vs Charlize Theron
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Tale of the Tape (idea stolen from Archer)
ANGIE HARMON
Age 47
Height 5’10”
12-23
Former Paramount lightweight champion
vs
CHARLIZE THERON
Age 45 TODAY
Height 5’9 1/2”
260-119-12
26 time champion in three different divisions
Initial member of the Tractorpull Hall Of Fame
BEFORE
Charlize and I have a history. We both came into the FCBA in 1999. These young kids don’t know what it was like back then. It was a zoo. You didn’t pass up a fight, no matter what. You might not get another one In September of 1999, I had to go ten rounds with Nolin and the very next night, I had to fight Charlize. I’m the only fighter in history that had to fight Nolin and Theron in 24 hour period. As you can imagine, it didn’t go well. I had to fight whoever I could get to fight me. There were no easy bouts like some fighters have today. Now It’s an honor to get back in the ring with Charlize. The last time we met each other, it was for the Paramount lightweight title. In the fifth round of that fight, I gave her a bad beating that would have finished most fighters. She wouldn’t go down and I ended up punching myself out. She took advantage of that and went on to take the title from me by a decision. Now I have a chance for revenge. She’s older now and can’t take the punch she used to, but I have the power now that I had then. I know today is her birthday, but I don’t mind spoiling it for her. She didn’t have to schedule this day, but she did like it was a dare. Well, it’s not going to work out that way. She may spend the rest of the night in the emergency room She’s going down
Theron standing a little way back just shakes her head refusing to say anything as usual
THE FIGHT
Angie enters the ring wearing an orange bikini and orange boxing shoes. Her brunette hair is in a pony tail Charlize is wearing her usual cream bikini. Her blonde hair is in corn rows. She is barefooted
R1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves, They circle watching, looking for an opening. Theron moves in with a left-right to the head. Harmon misses with a cross and Charlize plants a pair of straight punches to Harmon’s body and quickly backs off. Harmon is now in the center of the ring as Theon is circling, Again, Theron moves in with a left-right to Harmon’s head. Harmon responds with an uppercut to Theron’s chin, knocking her back a few steps. Charlize moves in again, but is stopped and a left-right-left to her chest. Theron quickly recovers and catches Angie with a right jab to the face. Then another and another. She has Harmon on the ropes and starts pounding away at Angie’s head, but Harmons guard is up protecting her head and most of the punches are blocked. Harmon is finally able to land a right to Theron’s face and follows up with a left hook to the body. They are back in the center of the ring. Once again Harmon’s attack is stopped by a pair of uppercuts to her chest. Theron follows with a pair of hooks the Harmon’s body and quickly shifts upstairs with a right hook that send Harmon into the ropes. Charlize wants to finish this bout now. She lands a right-left to the face, a right to the body, a left hook to the chin. Harmon is sagging in the ropes as Theron rips rights and lefts into Harmon’s body She’s about done. Bell rings saving Harmon, who goes to her corner on unsteady legs, while Charlize is all smiles
R2 Once again the meet in the center of the ring, but this time Harmon doesn’t wait and goes after Charlize with left-right jab to the face. She follows up with a pair of hooks to Theron’s midsetion. Theron comes back with a right to Harmon’s jaw, but Harmon lands a right and left to Theron’s chest. Theron’s hands drop to protect her assests and Harmon lands a hook the Charlize’s chin, Angie has her opponent against the ropes and starts blasting away with wild swings. Theron manages to avoid or block most, but a couple ring her up. Charlize is in a perilous situation. She has to get off the ropes. A swinging left cross catches lands to Harmon’s head knocking her off-balance. Charlize surges off the ropes going over to the offence when a pair of crosses slam into her boobs and once again Theron is stopped. Harmon lands a left-right to the head and follows up with a pair of hooks to Charlize’s stomach. The two are now toe to toe both concentrating on her opponents head. Harmon appears to be getting the better of it as Theron is suddenly weak kneed as she falls back into the ropes. Harmon is punching away and Theron is trying to respond. The crowd is on it’s feet as Angie is out-punching the Golden Goddess two to one. Harmon senses the end is near and goes for the kill and a sweeping right cross narrowly misses as Theron lean back and the punch misses by inches but she can’t avoid the right that digs into her stomach as the bell rings saving the breathless Charlize from further damage
R3 As the come out for the third, Harmon looks a little fresher than her younger opponent. Theron’s eyes have that cold cruel stare. Harmon realizes that this round is going to be different. Theron wants to slug. Theron misses with a right cross and eats a couple jabs to her face. Theron shakes them off and is now stalking. Her right hand held a little low. Harmon takes advantage and send another pair of jabs into Theron’s face. Theron’s head looks vulnerable and Harmon sends another pair of jabs into the Goddess’ beautiful face. Harmon loads up when that low held right sweeps up and crashes into the side of her jaw. Harmon is staggered. Charlize knows her opponent is hurt and goes for the finish. She drills a straight left into Harmon’s solar plexus and follows up with another right to the jaw. Harmon is sagging in the ropes. Charlize knows she has her opponent where she wants her. She starts banging Harmon’s head back and forth with crosses. A left to the body and right hook the to chin. An overhand right to the face, a right to the body. Harmon looks like she is out on her feet. The referee starts to move in when a savage right-left to the chin drops Harmon in a heap at the ropes Theron stands over her looking down until the referee points her to a neutral corner. Theron has no doubt that the fight is over as she walks to the corner sensing hostility from the crowd. At the count of ten, she walks over to see about her opponent. Seeing she is coming around and not hurt badly, She leaves the ring with her entourage smiling. For once she doesn’t look worse than her opponent, but on the other hand no better either
AFTER As Charlize is leaving the ring, it’s apparent that the crowd doesn’t like the way the bout turned out. Robbie, Lawrence and a couple security men close around her as she goes back to her dressing room, She may be the greatest, but she is no longer the most popular. She knows most came hoping to see her lose. That’s simply the way it is. She’s beaten too many favorites in the past and now their fans want to see her pay the price.
Winner Charlize Theron KO3
Results-Lookout, Story Tractorpull
Tale of the Tape (idea stolen from Archer)
ANGIE HARMON
Age 47
Height 5’10”
12-23
Former Paramount lightweight champion
vs
CHARLIZE THERON
Age 45 TODAY
Height 5’9 1/2”
260-119-12
26 time champion in three different divisions
Initial member of the Tractorpull Hall Of Fame
BEFORE
Charlize and I have a history. We both came into the FCBA in 1999. These young kids don’t know what it was like back then. It was a zoo. You didn’t pass up a fight, no matter what. You might not get another one In September of 1999, I had to go ten rounds with Nolin and the very next night, I had to fight Charlize. I’m the only fighter in history that had to fight Nolin and Theron in 24 hour period. As you can imagine, it didn’t go well. I had to fight whoever I could get to fight me. There were no easy bouts like some fighters have today. Now It’s an honor to get back in the ring with Charlize. The last time we met each other, it was for the Paramount lightweight title. In the fifth round of that fight, I gave her a bad beating that would have finished most fighters. She wouldn’t go down and I ended up punching myself out. She took advantage of that and went on to take the title from me by a decision. Now I have a chance for revenge. She’s older now and can’t take the punch she used to, but I have the power now that I had then. I know today is her birthday, but I don’t mind spoiling it for her. She didn’t have to schedule this day, but she did like it was a dare. Well, it’s not going to work out that way. She may spend the rest of the night in the emergency room She’s going down
Theron standing a little way back just shakes her head refusing to say anything as usual
THE FIGHT
Angie enters the ring wearing an orange bikini and orange boxing shoes. Her brunette hair is in a pony tail Charlize is wearing her usual cream bikini. Her blonde hair is in corn rows. She is barefooted
R1 The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves, They circle watching, looking for an opening. Theron moves in with a left-right to the head. Harmon misses with a cross and Charlize plants a pair of straight punches to Harmon’s body and quickly backs off. Harmon is now in the center of the ring as Theon is circling, Again, Theron moves in with a left-right to Harmon’s head. Harmon responds with an uppercut to Theron’s chin, knocking her back a few steps. Charlize moves in again, but is stopped and a left-right-left to her chest. Theron quickly recovers and catches Angie with a right jab to the face. Then another and another. She has Harmon on the ropes and starts pounding away at Angie’s head, but Harmons guard is up protecting her head and most of the punches are blocked. Harmon is finally able to land a right to Theron’s face and follows up with a left hook to the body. They are back in the center of the ring. Once again Harmon’s attack is stopped by a pair of uppercuts to her chest. Theron follows with a pair of hooks the Harmon’s body and quickly shifts upstairs with a right hook that send Harmon into the ropes. Charlize wants to finish this bout now. She lands a right-left to the face, a right to the body, a left hook to the chin. Harmon is sagging in the ropes as Theron rips rights and lefts into Harmon’s body She’s about done. Bell rings saving Harmon, who goes to her corner on unsteady legs, while Charlize is all smiles
R2 Once again the meet in the center of the ring, but this time Harmon doesn’t wait and goes after Charlize with left-right jab to the face. She follows up with a pair of hooks to Theron’s midsetion. Theron comes back with a right to Harmon’s jaw, but Harmon lands a right and left to Theron’s chest. Theron’s hands drop to protect her assests and Harmon lands a hook the Charlize’s chin, Angie has her opponent against the ropes and starts blasting away with wild swings. Theron manages to avoid or block most, but a couple ring her up. Charlize is in a perilous situation. She has to get off the ropes. A swinging left cross catches lands to Harmon’s head knocking her off-balance. Charlize surges off the ropes going over to the offence when a pair of crosses slam into her boobs and once again Theron is stopped. Harmon lands a left-right to the head and follows up with a pair of hooks to Charlize’s stomach. The two are now toe to toe both concentrating on her opponents head. Harmon appears to be getting the better of it as Theron is suddenly weak kneed as she falls back into the ropes. Harmon is punching away and Theron is trying to respond. The crowd is on it’s feet as Angie is out-punching the Golden Goddess two to one. Harmon senses the end is near and goes for the kill and a sweeping right cross narrowly misses as Theron lean back and the punch misses by inches but she can’t avoid the right that digs into her stomach as the bell rings saving the breathless Charlize from further damage
R3 As the come out for the third, Harmon looks a little fresher than her younger opponent. Theron’s eyes have that cold cruel stare. Harmon realizes that this round is going to be different. Theron wants to slug. Theron misses with a right cross and eats a couple jabs to her face. Theron shakes them off and is now stalking. Her right hand held a little low. Harmon takes advantage and send another pair of jabs into Theron’s face. Theron’s head looks vulnerable and Harmon sends another pair of jabs into the Goddess’ beautiful face. Harmon loads up when that low held right sweeps up and crashes into the side of her jaw. Harmon is staggered. Charlize knows her opponent is hurt and goes for the finish. She drills a straight left into Harmon’s solar plexus and follows up with another right to the jaw. Harmon is sagging in the ropes. Charlize knows she has her opponent where she wants her. She starts banging Harmon’s head back and forth with crosses. A left to the body and right hook the to chin. An overhand right to the face, a right to the body. Harmon looks like she is out on her feet. The referee starts to move in when a savage right-left to the chin drops Harmon in a heap at the ropes Theron stands over her looking down until the referee points her to a neutral corner. Theron has no doubt that the fight is over as she walks to the corner sensing hostility from the crowd. At the count of ten, she walks over to see about her opponent. Seeing she is coming around and not hurt badly, She leaves the ring with her entourage smiling. For once she doesn’t look worse than her opponent, but on the other hand no better either
AFTER As Charlize is leaving the ring, it’s apparent that the crowd doesn’t like the way the bout turned out. Robbie, Lawrence and a couple security men close around her as she goes back to her dressing room, She may be the greatest, but she is no longer the most popular. She knows most came hoping to see her lose. That’s simply the way it is. She’s beaten too many favorites in the past and now their fans want to see her pay the price.
Winner Charlize Theron KO3
