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Why me?
Jul 31, 2020 9:16:57 GMT -6
Post by Alesha Dixon on Jul 31, 2020 9:16:57 GMT -6
I get it that so many inferior celebs want to fight me, because it gives them exposure But why do the ones that beat me always want to humiliate me afterwards?
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Jul 31, 2020 12:33:27 GMT -6
Post by marywinstead on Jul 31, 2020 12:33:27 GMT -6
I can't speak for all your opponents, Alesha, I can only speak for myself. Back in 2012 I was visiting the BBU and defeated you. I got the chance to use my White Belt on your bare buns and made you srve as my maid for the remainder of my visit. Why? Becauase it was just so much FUN. I know one humiliation probably fades into another for you, but I have happy memories of that evening. I am sure that's true of your other opponents. Do keep up the good work, my dear, you are Special to all of us. As ever, Mary Elizabeth Winstead 7 March 2012 BBU: Mary Elizabeth Winstead vs Alesha Dixon
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Jul 31, 2020 19:49:47 GMT -6
Post by jennymccarthy on Jul 31, 2020 19:49:47 GMT -6
Uhm, maybe you're just a crummy fighter? But the world needs jobbers too! Maybe if you ask nice I could get you a fight with Carrie Prejean?
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Post by Kate Beckinsale on Jul 31, 2020 19:56:47 GMT -6
Forgive me intervening, Alesha, but as a fellow Brit, I advise that you apply a full measure of good English discipline to this presumptuous Irish trull!
And Jenny, lovely picture but I was approached by two crows in wheelchairs who would like their feet back!
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Aug 1, 2020 15:54:48 GMT -6
Post by Alesha Dixon on Aug 1, 2020 15:54:48 GMT -6
I can't speak for all your opponents, Alesha, I can only speak for myself. Back in 2012 I was visiting the BBU and defeated you. I got the chance to use my White Belt on your bare buns and made you srve as my maid for the remainder of my visit. Why? Becauase it was just so much FUN. I know one humiliation probably fades into another for you, but I have happy memories of that evening. I am sure that's true of your other opponents. Do keep up the good work, my dear, you are Special to all of us. As ever, Mary Elizabeth Winstead 7 March 2012 BBU: Mary Elizabeth Winstead vs Alesha Dixon
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Aug 1, 2020 15:58:12 GMT -6
Post by Alesha Dixon on Aug 1, 2020 15:58:12 GMT -6
Mary! You want another go? I'm f*cking ready for you!
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Aug 1, 2020 17:51:25 GMT -6
Post by marywinstead on Aug 1, 2020 17:51:25 GMT -6
Of course I'd be interested in a rematch. I could even bring my White Belt (it's around here some place) and winner gets to use it. Unless, of course, you rather not feel it stinging your buns again. Interested in a PPV bout or a CBAD? I am eager to put my buns on the line to get another shot at yours!
As ever,
MEW
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Aug 2, 2020 3:34:26 GMT -6
Yeah? Let's face off at the August PPV then, shall we?
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Post by marywinstead on Aug 2, 2020 8:28:40 GMT -6
August PPV it is. I will put it in my date book. I, just to tease and entice you, I think I'll wear one of those thong-backed one piece swimsuit you know the ones that look conservative up front, but show off your derriere in the back? Your sporting MEW! GOING SHOPPING JUST FOR YOU, ALESHA!
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Aug 2, 2020 9:57:23 GMT -6
I can't wait! Yeah! I know how bad you beat me back in 2012, but I'm too good for you now! Plus! I have to get revenge for what you did to me afterwards - what a week of hell! I don't think there's an inch of your body I haven't kissed, licked or both, you vile b1tch! And what you did to me with your friends and their toys! Disgusting - I couldn't sit down for days!
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Aug 2, 2020 10:37:40 GMT -6
Post by marywinstead on Aug 2, 2020 10:37:40 GMT -6
You are bringing back exciting memories. Those Foxfire Atlantic girls were very inventive during our week together. Of course this time you'll only have me (one way or the other). I promise to do my best to make the week memorable no matter which of us wins. (I have learned lots of new things since 2012 and I'll just bet you have too. Heh! Heh!) Yours in anticipation, MEW
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Aug 3, 2020 4:29:49 GMT -6
Oh, I've got plans for celebrating my victory over you, Mary! And using your white belt on your firm ass is just one of them! You might say, I'm itching to meet you again!
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