Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Apr 30, 2020 12:26:58 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"She's big and strong and tough," says Lina with a smile. "Well. I may not be quite as big as she is, but I'm just as strong and even TOUGHER."
"Physically," says Antje, "She can compete with just about anyone. But. There's no one in the FCBA who can compete physically with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Southside' by Moby and here come a young lady who appeared in that video and currently stars on 'SWAT', the lovely Lina Esco..."
McCarthy: "Yet another Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent. With NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell: "Esco down the aisle and into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a red number and quite the body. No doubt she's JMDD capable."
Cassie: "And, that's fortunate, because she's making her FCBA debut in JMDD action."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Heads Will Roll' by the Yeah Yeah Yeah's booming through the arena, and here comes 'The Scandinavian Stunner, Antje Utgaard!"
Tess: "Utgaard's future may well BE in JMDD, so this is a big fight for her tonight."
O'Dell: "Antje into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that Stars and Stripes number we've seen before and showing off her own ample qualifications for this event. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Antje. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Utgaard. Even if she IS a typical Front Street Failed Welter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again, and the ladies getting going with a quick early exchange. Esco moving and moving well. She's very athletic and she's showing some of that now. Of course, Utgaard takes a back seat to no one when it comes to athleticism, so she's moving with..."
Tess: "Don't often see welters that can move like this...then again, Esco's a tweener...can easily make light..."
O'Dell: "And you DO see plenty of athleticism among the lights. Lina might fit right in there. Ladies getting the jabs going, keeping the feet moving, ranging around the ring and getting their respective boxes on early in this one. Surprised, Mac, considering this is JMDD?"
McCarthy: "A little. Usually, the girls go right after it in JMDD."
O'Dell: "But, not this time. About twenty to go in the first. Not a lot in it. Nice exchange there sees Esco land a hard right hand. Utgaard steps to and Lina ties her up. Ref gets in there, breaks them apart, and Lina back on the move to the bell. Close one to Esco."
Cassie: "Who now leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with more aggression from Utgaard. Antje stepping to, cutting the ring, bringing the heavy guns to bear and ROCKING LINA WITH A RIGHT HAND! Esco staggered, nearly went down! And Utgaard going all in to get the Latinx lovely out of there..."
Tess: "Esco did well to take that one, Jenny!"
O'Dell: "Sure did, but Antje is going to see how many others she can take. Utgaard pouring on the fire, driving her rival back into the ropes and now GOING RACK in a BIG way. Lina keeping the guard high and the elbows tight, trying to protect as much as she can..."
Cassie: "But you can't protect everything..."
O'Dell: "And, Utgaard is finding the openings, punishing belly, ribs, and especially rack at the moment. Esco tying up. Antje stacks her against the ropes, goes body, then rack, then lands a hard right hand to the head that gets the referee's attention, but there's the bell! Shutout, Utgaard."
McCarthy: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Utgaard after Lina early walking her down behind the left jab, following on with rights and GETTING NAILED! A great counter right from Esco and now UTGAARD is hurt! Esco winging away now, banging at the taller girl with both hands. Antje with the guard high, giving ground..."
McCarthy: "This Dancing Hooker should have been dumped when Weirdo dumped a bunch of others in January..."
O'Dell: "Esco trying to dump her right now. She's got Antje against the ropes and she is going rack in a MAJOR way. A little body work, some ribs and tummy, the odd shot upstairs, but almost everything aimed at the jugs and tons of 'hup-hup' going on as a result."
Cassie: "Antje keeping that guard high, willing to trade the body punishment for time."
O'Dell: "And Esco is PILING UP the punishment. She's trying to stop Antje to the body right now, and she might just get it done. Ten seconds to go in the round. Good right to the head by Lina and that shook the bigger girl. Referee looking in closely, by there's the bell. Esco. Wide."
Tess: "And, Lina back on top 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Esco aggressive early, banging way, trying to back Antje up. Utgaard holding ground, firing back and STINGING LINA WITH A RIGHT HAND! Esco wobbles and nearly goes down and now it's ANTJE who's all in, hammering away at the Latinx beauty with heavy shot..."
Tess: "This fight is NUTS..."
O'Dell: "Utgaard now sitting down on her punches, leeting Lina have it. Esco giving ground, trying to stay off the ropes, but Antje forces her there and then goes rack again! Lina crouching, trying to protect as much body as she can, but Utgaard landing the hooks and uppies..."
McCarthy: "Watch for low blows! Weirdo's girls are always coming with the low blows!"
O'Dell: "Last I looked, the rack was above the waist, and that's mostly where Utgaard's landing leather right now. Ten seconds to go in the fourth. GOOD right to the head from Antje and then she's going to tenderize rack right to the bell. There it is. Round over. Utgaard. Wide."
Cassie: "And, we're even again, this time at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Utgaard damning any and all torpedoes as we start the fifth. She's right after Esco, walking through counters, letting those big fists go, hurting the brunette with hard shot to the body and the rack and some solid leather to the head and DOWN GOES LINA!"
Cassie: "Right hook and she blocked part of it..."
O'Dell: "And STILL went down! Utgaard to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Lina sits up at six. Seven. Eight. Esco to her feet at nine. Ref going to give her the mandatory and WAIVE ON ANTJE! Utgaard throwing a BLIZZARD of heavy leather at the wobbly brunette..."
Tess: "Wants to get her out of there in a BIG way..."
O'Dell: "Esco backed to the ropes and taking. Antje just HAMMERING at the rack now, POUNDING leather into both cups as Lina tries to cover up or clinch. GOOD right from Utgaard and she follows with hooks to the bra cups. Esco just hanging in the ropes taking the punishment and THE REF STEPS IN! He's waving it off and bundling Lina to safety! And your winner by TKO5 is 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Antje Utgaard, and, Antje, very physical in there..."
Antje (nodding): "That's what JMDD is about. Getting physical. Testing your body against hers. That's why I'm involved with it. Because, I've got a body that's a match for anyone's."
Tess: "Is JMDD your future?"
Antje: "I'm not going to specialize. I'll do regular fights, too. But, I'm going to work at JMDD and, maybe make a push for the title."
"She's big and strong and tough," says Lina with a smile. "Well. I may not be quite as big as she is, but I'm just as strong and even TOUGHER."
"Physically," says Antje, "She can compete with just about anyone. But. There's no one in the FCBA who can compete physically with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Southside' by Moby and here come a young lady who appeared in that video and currently stars on 'SWAT', the lovely Lina Esco..."
McCarthy: "Yet another Typical Dancing Hooker Opponent. With NO FCBA wins!"
O'Dell: "Esco down the aisle and into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a red number and quite the body. No doubt she's JMDD capable."
Cassie: "And, that's fortunate, because she's making her FCBA debut in JMDD action."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Heads Will Roll' by the Yeah Yeah Yeah's booming through the arena, and here comes 'The Scandinavian Stunner, Antje Utgaard!"
Tess: "Utgaard's future may well BE in JMDD, so this is a big fight for her tonight."
O'Dell: "Antje into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that Stars and Stripes number we've seen before and showing off her own ample qualifications for this event. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Antje. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins. Utgaard. Even if she IS a typical Front Street Failed Welter."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Unanimous again, and the ladies getting going with a quick early exchange. Esco moving and moving well. She's very athletic and she's showing some of that now. Of course, Utgaard takes a back seat to no one when it comes to athleticism, so she's moving with..."
Tess: "Don't often see welters that can move like this...then again, Esco's a tweener...can easily make light..."
O'Dell: "And you DO see plenty of athleticism among the lights. Lina might fit right in there. Ladies getting the jabs going, keeping the feet moving, ranging around the ring and getting their respective boxes on early in this one. Surprised, Mac, considering this is JMDD?"
McCarthy: "A little. Usually, the girls go right after it in JMDD."
O'Dell: "But, not this time. About twenty to go in the first. Not a lot in it. Nice exchange there sees Esco land a hard right hand. Utgaard steps to and Lina ties her up. Ref gets in there, breaks them apart, and Lina back on the move to the bell. Close one to Esco."
Cassie: "Who now leads 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with more aggression from Utgaard. Antje stepping to, cutting the ring, bringing the heavy guns to bear and ROCKING LINA WITH A RIGHT HAND! Esco staggered, nearly went down! And Utgaard going all in to get the Latinx lovely out of there..."
Tess: "Esco did well to take that one, Jenny!"
O'Dell: "Sure did, but Antje is going to see how many others she can take. Utgaard pouring on the fire, driving her rival back into the ropes and now GOING RACK in a BIG way. Lina keeping the guard high and the elbows tight, trying to protect as much as she can..."
Cassie: "But you can't protect everything..."
O'Dell: "And, Utgaard is finding the openings, punishing belly, ribs, and especially rack at the moment. Esco tying up. Antje stacks her against the ropes, goes body, then rack, then lands a hard right hand to the head that gets the referee's attention, but there's the bell! Shutout, Utgaard."
McCarthy: "And we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Utgaard after Lina early walking her down behind the left jab, following on with rights and GETTING NAILED! A great counter right from Esco and now UTGAARD is hurt! Esco winging away now, banging at the taller girl with both hands. Antje with the guard high, giving ground..."
McCarthy: "This Dancing Hooker should have been dumped when Weirdo dumped a bunch of others in January..."
O'Dell: "Esco trying to dump her right now. She's got Antje against the ropes and she is going rack in a MAJOR way. A little body work, some ribs and tummy, the odd shot upstairs, but almost everything aimed at the jugs and tons of 'hup-hup' going on as a result."
Cassie: "Antje keeping that guard high, willing to trade the body punishment for time."
O'Dell: "And Esco is PILING UP the punishment. She's trying to stop Antje to the body right now, and she might just get it done. Ten seconds to go in the round. Good right to the head by Lina and that shook the bigger girl. Referee looking in closely, by there's the bell. Esco. Wide."
Tess: "And, Lina back on top 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Esco aggressive early, banging way, trying to back Antje up. Utgaard holding ground, firing back and STINGING LINA WITH A RIGHT HAND! Esco wobbles and nearly goes down and now it's ANTJE who's all in, hammering away at the Latinx beauty with heavy shot..."
Tess: "This fight is NUTS..."
O'Dell: "Utgaard now sitting down on her punches, leeting Lina have it. Esco giving ground, trying to stay off the ropes, but Antje forces her there and then goes rack again! Lina crouching, trying to protect as much body as she can, but Utgaard landing the hooks and uppies..."
McCarthy: "Watch for low blows! Weirdo's girls are always coming with the low blows!"
O'Dell: "Last I looked, the rack was above the waist, and that's mostly where Utgaard's landing leather right now. Ten seconds to go in the fourth. GOOD right to the head from Antje and then she's going to tenderize rack right to the bell. There it is. Round over. Utgaard. Wide."
Cassie: "And, we're even again, this time at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Utgaard damning any and all torpedoes as we start the fifth. She's right after Esco, walking through counters, letting those big fists go, hurting the brunette with hard shot to the body and the rack and some solid leather to the head and DOWN GOES LINA!"
Cassie: "Right hook and she blocked part of it..."
O'Dell: "And STILL went down! Utgaard to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Lina sits up at six. Seven. Eight. Esco to her feet at nine. Ref going to give her the mandatory and WAIVE ON ANTJE! Utgaard throwing a BLIZZARD of heavy leather at the wobbly brunette..."
Tess: "Wants to get her out of there in a BIG way..."
O'Dell: "Esco backed to the ropes and taking. Antje just HAMMERING at the rack now, POUNDING leather into both cups as Lina tries to cover up or clinch. GOOD right from Utgaard and she follows with hooks to the bra cups. Esco just hanging in the ropes taking the punishment and THE REF STEPS IN! He's waving it off and bundling Lina to safety! And your winner by TKO5 is 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Antje Utgaard, and, Antje, very physical in there..."
Antje (nodding): "That's what JMDD is about. Getting physical. Testing your body against hers. That's why I'm involved with it. Because, I've got a body that's a match for anyone's."
Tess: "Is JMDD your future?"
Antje: "I'm not going to specialize. I'll do regular fights, too. But, I'm going to work at JMDD and, maybe make a push for the title."