Cougars After Dark: Elle MacPherson vs Elizabeth Hurley

Cougars After Dark
Elle MacPherson vs Elizabeth Hurley
(Downunder Boxing vs Global Boxing Syndicate)
(11-13-1, 8 KO vs 38-31-1, 18 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former unified middleweight champion Elle MacPherson makes a surprise return to the ring however she points out the defunct Seniors tournaments very much set the tone for the current Cougars revival: "It's the same thing, just under a different name. Let's face it, people still pay money to see legends like me or Liz. My wear & tear is very limited and I took Brooklyn frickin' Decker fifteen rounds when I was 39! That's called class! Most of these modern models can't even last six rounds in their prime so I don't get all the backlash from Tess Valmore!"

On the other hand Elizabeth Hurley is a former FCBA champion herself but her Cougar foray saw her lose to both Mariah Carey and Jenny McCarthy last year. She battled MacPherson on the BBU/ACB Ashes card back in September 2011 and vows to revenge the TKO6 defeat. Some old school FCBA fans may even remember their boxing on the beach duels from 2005/06 when high definition broadcast was still unknown: "Yeah, Elle and I go a long way back! We both dominated the market but never got all the love like Ali Landry. Well, here we go again! I just hope Elle's jaw holds up in one piece!" (laughs).

Elle MacPherson wears a black one-piece swimsuit with light green trim & golden gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Elizabeth Hurley wears a red bikini set with white trim & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.

Round 1:
Hurley's been the more active cougar lately and it shows during the opening round where she peppers the blonde's high guard repeatedly and the only real moves from Elle come when she's backed around in wake of the brunette's punches. Liz finds the lack of resistance somewhat amusing but she keeps tracking her shots as they bounce off the blonde's face until Elle simply runs out of real estate and has to clinch the younger woman along the ropes. Liz barks in her ear and wades her right hand into the exposed midriff while MacP simply doesn't respond in a meaningful fashion and allows the Brit to pound her at will for remainder of this shockingly one-sided round.

Round 2:
Elle packs a couple of early punches into the brunette's face but her opening round was so woeful that Liz channels the rapid-fire attack despite the looming counter. She works her right hand into the blonde's body and gradually outworks the Aussie model in a heated exchange in the center of the ring. Elle s unable to escape the body assault and swings wide over the mark in response as Hurley drives more steady pressure into her gut and backs her into the ropes again where a brief clinch stalls the action. Elle remains trapped in a difficult spot regardless and soaks up more drilling harpoons before Liz wobbles her over the ropes with a juicy uppercut right at the bell.

Round 3:
Liz gets vocal in between rounds and jumps into another trigger-happy attack only this time Elle finds the crushing overhand that nails the steaming Brit on the jaw and sinks her on the heels on the spot. Aussie stunner can finally stretch her elbows with Hurley choking on her breath and pounds her up the middle catching both the breasts and the jaw before the dark-haired cougar can recover. However Elle carries the jabbing load into Hurley's face and backs her onto the ropes where she belts her in the liver area and slumps the targeted foe into a spot of yelping bother. A left hook crashes into Elizabeth's jaw moments afterwards and the proud Brit has to bide her time in a desperate earmuff thereafter as the slugging spirit has clearly deserted her!

Round 4:
"That was nuthin'!", Hurley is ready to make amends for the poor previous round and jumps into the jabbing lane only to find a brutal left hook slashing her lips before MacP NAILS her on the boobs with a proper energy blast. Ugh! Liz drops to her heels with a loud whimper but she can hardly catch her breath; she tries to push off and beat the Aussie for a scything cross hook only for Elle to take full advantage of her superior reach - ELLE SMOKES LIZ with a thundering right hand on the nose and the Brit crashes flat on her back with a loud thump moments later! Uh-oh!! Just like that the menacing UK cougar has been put to sleep!!! KO4 Elle MacPherson!!!

AFTER: Hurley's shocking demise sends shockwaves through the social media but Elle is on her PPV way before Erin Andrews can reach out for the comeback cougar's reaction. "Got no time for this, I have to deal with Monica Bellucci first! Then we can talk how I pulled the double-header trophy!" (giggles). "I am super-excited though! I'll try not to point out Tess Valmore thinks I'm gonna lose at the PPV! She will regret making that prediction! 'The Body' is BACK!!!"

Official Result: Elle MacPherson def. Elizabeth Hurley KO4.