ME: Miley Cyrus vs Cheryl Cole

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(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)

(Chimera vs Lioness Club)

Intro:
Now it is time for tonights main event, the captains battle it out for the FCBA International Cup, with both teams tied at two wins a piece, Miley Cyrus and Cheryl Cole have all the weight on their shoulders to bring the cup home to their team.

Miley is 27 years old, she stands 5'4 ½, holding a record of 34 wins, 31 coming by way of knockout, with 26 defeats, she is a former FCBA flyweight champion.

Cheryl is 36 years old, she stands 5'3, holding a record of 58 wins, 53 coming by way of knockout, with 32 defeats, she is a former BBU flyweight champion.

These two have history before this fight, in fact it stems all the way back to 2010, where Miley would knockout Cheryl in the sixth round of a BBU fight.

Fast forward to 2017 and Cheryl suffered the same fate in an FCBA ring, so the odds are firmly on Miley's side to some people.

Though Cheryl has been on a great run since the start of the year, after a horrible 2019, the Geordie seems to have turned around her fortunes.

A press conference was made for this event for both captains to announce the teams they had sent into the FCBA committee, of course Miley wanted a big entrance, stepping onto the stage with "Living in America" playing, she had on a skimpy American flag pattern bikini and red heels, holding up the International Cup that her team would be defending after winning the last two of these events.

Next on stage was Cheryl, who wore a leather black jacket, white shirt and black jeans with black heels, her expression told a story as she stared daggers at someone who clearly annoys the hell out of her.

After the cup is placed down on a podium, Miley is giving the chance to stand at the lectern to reveal her team, she goes through her picks along with coaches that will be seconding her fighters.

Once that is done, Miley brags "I have picked the perfect blend of youth, experience and down right grit for my team, I mean of course I would because those are all qualities I have"

Turning to Cheryl, she laughs as she continues with a mocking Geordie accent "while you have Geordie power right pet?" Laughing as she sees Cheryl's face turn red, fists clenched up as she doesn't like any barbs about where she comes from.

The proud Geordie is giving her moment, after sticking up her middle finger to Miley to tell her she is number one, not really of course but Miley finds it funny as she gives a thumbs up.

Cheryl lists her team before telling the press "I know the Rest of the World team has never won this cup, they've never had a captain like me who will claw her way to winning it, I expect all those I have chosen to do so too"

Then it's her turn to look over at her rival, telling Miley "you bytch, I have waited too long to knock you the f*** out pet! You wanna mock me? We'll see how much you want to when I knock your teeth down your throat!" She looks ready to strike Miley as the American captain waves her to bring it then.

Security is quick to stand near them, showing if they make a move that they'll be separated before the fun can really begin for them, leading to them both leaving the stage with Miley smiling and Cheryl smouldering.

Fight night here at the Philippines Arena, out first comes Miley wearing an American robe and a top hat like Apollo Creed, she is bouncing on her toes to the ring as her coach Charlize Theron behind her.

Charlize helps Miley take off the robe to reveal she is wearing a red sports bra, white waistband with "Cyrus" in red letters on an American flag pattern trunks, red shoes and white gloves, her blonde hair is braided.

Stepping inside the ring, Miley gives the crowd a little twerk, before waving Cheryl to get her ass out there so she can f*** her up as she puts it, pacing in her corner as Charlize tells her to focus tonight, no games when the bell rings.

Out comes Cheryl with her coach Melanie Brown, she looks in a fighting mood as she marches down the aisle, eyes firmly on the ring as she bangs her gloves together.

She is wearing a navy blue sports bra, a white waistband with "Cole" on her Union Jack flag pattern trunks, navy blue shoes and gloves, her brunette hair is tied into a braid too.

Stepping inside the ropes, Cheryl waves for Miley to fight her now, both coaches needing to calm their fighters down, Cheryl told by Melanie not to let Miley rent space inside her head, making Cole nod as she begins warming up.

The referee waves the fighters together, the international cup is being held up by a stunning woman in a black bikini for both fighters to see, of course their only focus is on the other, with foreheads grinding together as they square right up.

When they are told to touch gloves, instead there is a shove by Cheryl, Miley pushes back and both coaches drag their fighters away back to their corners, once all the fun and games is sorted out, the bell rings to start 10 rounds of flyweight action.

Round 1:
"Ding" at the bell both fighters circle in close, throwing punches mainly at the body of their opponent to start, just missing with big hooks up top as they seem to have similar plans.

A double jab from Miley allows her to open up Cole to a straight to the nose, when Miley tries to build further off it, she gets caught with a left cross/straight combo to knock her head back.

It is a pretty evenly fought opening half of the round, each finds some success coming in with combos, then find themselves being knocked back by a return volley from their opponent.

With less then a minute to go, Miley dips a right to bury one of her own into the body of the Geordie, an overhand catches Cole to her jaw to make her grunt.

Driving back Cheryl towards the ropes, Miley enjoys the first real sustained push of the fight, sending hooks into the sides of Cheryl's body.

Even after being pushed back, Miley is looking to get back into Cheryl's face, meaning as the round comes to an end, pundits all agree that late surge might have been enough to take the round for Cyrus.

Round 2:
With more of a spring in her step, Miley comes out throwing a stiff jab as she looks to try to take the center of the ring quickly, landing mostly on the gloves of the Brit.

Who slips a straight to land a left under the ribs of Miley, an uppercut catches Miley's left boob, making her hiss as she takes a step backwards.

Maybe not that surprising after her run of JMD fights, Cheryl is throwing a few sneaky blows across the tits of her rival, making Miley looks some composure, Cheryl using openings from some wild shots off her opponent to counter hit.

Melanie is starting to smile as the round is looking great for them, Cheryl looking more fluid of the two fighters now, switching targets up and showing off her defensive skills.

Late in the round Miley lands a left hook across the jugs of Cheryl, followed by a straight between her mitts, Cheryl maybe didn't think that Cyrus would use her tricks, as old saying goes if it is good for the goose, it is good for the gander.

Miley moves in closer to land two hooks to the body, finishing her combo with an uppercut just before the bell rings to get Charlize grinning, even though Miley looked to have lost the round.

Round 3:
Both women are starting daggers at the other as the bell rings, they are trading more in closer as they plant their feet, letting the other feel their power with crisp hooks to cheeks.

Before settling back into a more up on their toes while jabbing attacks, both showing why they are two of the elite fighters in the world with their beautiful techniques.

It doesn't mean they won't get a little dirty to win this, Miley ducks inside and throws an uppercut that is precariously close to the waistband of Cole, making the older fighter gasp out.

Miley follows up with three clean hits to the face of her opponent, driving back Cheryl to the outside of the ring, where she has Cole herded near the ropes.

Back comes Cheryl with a left cross up top, the follow up uppercut though just misses, Miley shoves Cheryl back with both fists into the boobs of her rival singer, earning a warning from the referee.

Soon the round comes to an end with Cheryl not looking happy, her eyes locked onto Miley as Melanie tells her to show this tramp what Geordie power really is.

Round 4:
Coming out their corners with both bouncing on their toes, jabs are started to find more gaps in the others guard, their cheeks starting to look a little rosy.

Ducking under a straight, Miley again hammers close to that waistband of Cheryl, causing Cheryl to groan as she finds herself being knocked towards a corner, leading to a clinch between them.

Broken apart; Cheryl looks to get back at Miley, stepping in with a right hook, IT ONLY FINDS AIR AS MILEY SIDESTEPS BEFORE POUNDING A LEFT HOOK BEHIND THE EAR OF COLE, WHO GOES DOWN TO ALL FOURS!

Melanie is screaming to the referee about that being a rabbit punch, they are not listening though as the court starts, 1...2...3...4.. Cheryl shakes her head as she gets up to a knee, 5...6.. Rubbing behind her head as she doesn't look happy with the referee, 7....8... She gets up to beat the count.

Waved back together, Miley is looking for an angle to strike hard, not rushing in as a few of her jabs smacks the more defensive Cole onto her cheeks.

When Miley does go for a big overhand right, Cheryl gets her head out the way before landing an uppercut to knock back Cyrus to her heels.

It is a timely reminder at the bell that Cheryl is firmly in this fight still, though Cheryl is fuming as she sits on her stool, believing it was an illegal hit that put her down, Miley certainly isn't complaining about scoring a knockdown as she smiles.

Round 5:
Starting to plant her feet more as she is looking to finish this, Miley is throwing more harder shots as she steps inside, Cheryl getting knocked back when they trade in close.

Stepping in with a double jab, Miley knocks back the head of Cheryl while forcing her back near the ropes, with Cheryl more on the defensive as she moves around the outside of the ring.

Miley looking in great shape here, digging in several body shots as she moves in closer, she leaves her hands down too low though and is punished by a right hook across the face of Cyrus.

An uppercut knocks back the head of Miley, Cheryl fighting her way back off the ropes, getting cheered on as Miley has to cover up more tightly.

Bashing a double jab into the mouth of Cheryl, Miley manages to slow down the charge, leading to both moving around the center of the ring, Cheryl looking to show Miley she isn't going anywhere.

With the final seconds of the round sees both women grinding foreheads, digging away to bodies and jugs, the fans roar the fighters on as they bark out in effort.

The round comes to an end with Miley telling Cheryl "I'll make you kiss my ass when I am leaving that trophy up" winking as Cheryl's face turns red, Melanie pulling back Cheryl to her corner as she looks ready to explode, the American corner laughing as they look excited.

Round 6:
Fighting back on the inside, Miley looking to break down Cheryl with uppercuts, bashing back the Brit towards the ropes within the first thirty seconds.

She misses with a right hook though as Cheryl dips under it, a left digs into the ribs of Miley, an uppercut knocks back the American onto her heels.

Cheryl starting to get her rhythm going, using her left shoulder to bump back Cyrus, with an overhand right smacking Miley back a step as sweat goes flying.

Pushed back into a shell, Miley is able to land single punches out of her guard, she can't stop Cheryl coming hard at her, taking most of the hits on her gloves.

Final moments of the round sees Miley catch Cheryl with a left across her face, a straight busts open the bottom lip of Cole as she is driven back to towards a corner.

The round ends with Miley still looking the more relaxed of the fighters, Cheryl needing to get her face washed down as Melanie tells her to not dare give up.

Round 7:
Kicking off the round back behind her jab, Miley looks to be looking targeting the busted lip of Cheryl, cruelly trying to open her up for bigger hooks.

A missed right hook though leaves Miley open to an uppercut to the body, a left hook slams under the ribs to make Miley groan out.

Trading on the inside, Cheryl is throwing crisp uppercuts that back off Miley, an overhand left smacking Miley across her chin to rock her back to her heels.

Starting to knock back Miley into a corner, Cheryl is building up a head of steam, Miley covering up but when a right smacks into her gut, she pulls Cole into a clinch to slow her momentum down.

Pulled apart so they can move into space, they go toe to toe with sweat flying in the air, Miley is able to catch Cheryl with a nice jab/straight to the bloody lips.

At the bell the fighters step apart, eyes locked as both are looking sore, passing each other with an insult flying as the hatred flows between them.

Round 8:
Looking to kick off the round quicker, Miley trying to throw more punches into the head of Cheryl, missing though with a left cross as Cheryl dips down then comes up with an uppercut to knock back Cyrus.

An overhand left smacks Miley across her jaw, Cheryl is sending her back towards the ropes with a three punch combo smacking Miley in her face.

Pushing back Cheryl, Miley misses with a wild right hook finding air, CHERYL LANDS A LEFT HOOK ON THE EAR OF CYRUS, THEN AN UPPERCUT SMACKS MILEY ON HER CHIN TO SEND HER DOWN TO ALL FOURS!

"F***ing come on!" Yells Cheryl as she looks to the heavens, the referee nudging back Cheryl towards a neutral corner so the count can begin.

1...2...3... Miley looks up as she blinks rapidly to clear her head, 4...5...6... Trying to get up, Miley falls backwards onto her backside as her legs are gone from under her, 7...8... Charlize is telling Miley to get up, 9....10 Miley is counted out!

Winner Cheryl Cole KO Round 8

After:
Jumping up and down, Cheryl has done what two other captains have not been able to do, she has won the International Cup for the Rest of the World team.

Melanie jogs over to her along the apron, hugging Cheryl from behind as she yells "you f***ing did it!" With Cheryl laughing as she thuds her gloves together before raising them above her head.

While Miley has to be helped to her feet by Charlize, who takes her over to her stool, Miley looks down stunned that she got put down for the count, especially after she seemed to have full control over the middle rounds.

Instead she has to watch Cheryl taking all the plaudits, the rest of Coles team comes out to celebrate with her, even Zara Larsson and Jenna Pietersen after their defeats are fit enough to come down the aisle and celebrate.

Miley is helped to sneak out the ring, hoping Cheryl doesn't remember her threat she made, Cheryl tosses a glove at Miley, yelling at her "next time I kick your arse pet, I'll make sure you kiss mine!" Making Miley give her a middle finger salute in return.

Heading up the aisle red faced with embarrassment, Miley will need to pick herself back up, with Charlize telling her she'll get her a drink later.

Inside the ring Cheryl gets her hand raised by the referee to make the win official, with the gold cup brought into the ring, Cheryl looking at the trophy with an excited look, knowing she is about to make history.

Being the first Rest of the World captain to leave the cup up to loud cheers, the whole team jumping up and down as they make a circle, Cheryl standing in the middle.

Melanie brings in a bottle of champagne, filling up the cup so each member can have a drink from it, Cheryl of course has the first drink as her teammates applaud her.

The mood is light as they joke about each not being greedy with their share, Cheryl pouring the rest of the bottle down her mouth as the party looking like it is going to be wild.

Next year the cup will be back in America, will the next Rest of the World team be able to build off tonight or will the American team win back the cup?