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Post by Tractorpull on Feb 29, 2020 8:38:06 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in the HBO lounge waiting for J. Mac when she walks in and hands Jenny O a note.
Mac: “It’s from the Wiz?”
Jenny O laughing: “Tess, you are going to have to do the interview after the McCarty/Dennings fight in body paint”
Tess: “What? I am not doing an interview naked with nothing on but body paint”
Cassie: “Do it Tess. You got the body and face. You would be the hit of the night”
Tess: “I am not going to do it, period”
Mac: “The Wiz said to tell you it was his way or the highway”
Tess: storming out: “We will see about that”
Mac: “Tell Walmart I’ll buy her dinner and drinks after she cools down. I’m leaving”
Jenny O: ‘Why the hurry?”
Mac; "The Wiz didn’t write that note. I did. I don’t want to be here when she gets back”
Fifteen minutes later Tess walks back in, face still flushed with anger: ‘Where’s Mac”
Cassie: 'She left, said she would buy you dinner and drinks when you calmed down. What happened?”
Tess: “The Wiz said he didn’t write any note but thought it was a good idea”
Jenny O: “So what did you say/“
Tess: “I did what any self respecting woman would do. I turned on the tears. Charlize taught me how to cry at a moment’s notice”
Cassie: ‘And?”
Tess: ‘He hugged me and said he had to much respect for my modesty principles to ever ask me to do that”
Cassie: “So it turned out well”
Tess: “Well both Perry and Stewart were there and they were in hysterics. I wanted to punch them both out, but I figured I better quit while I am ahead”
Jenny O: “Well, remember, Mac said dinner and drinks on her”
Tess: “Oh is she going to get a bar bill”
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Post by jennymccarthy on Feb 29, 2020 18:43:42 GMT -6
Lighten up, Walmart, its February 29th - April Fool's Day!
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