Sylvie Meis versus Rachel Bilson

Sylvie Meis vs Rachel Bilson
(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs FCBA Independent)
(5-4, 5 KO vs 16-27, 9 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Dutch lingerie model Sylvie Meis split a pair of cougar bouts versus fiery Latinas Salma Hayek and Eva Longoria last fall but she's going up against someone actually younger than her in Rachel Bilson tonight. Meanwhile the former Lookout! & Rampant Boxing fighter also welcomes this match-up after serving as the proverbial punchbag on the Doll Ball and Asylum PPV last year:

"I know some people want me to retire! Here's looking at you, Tess Valmore! However I still have something to prove and this blonde c### will be picking her broken jaw from the damn floor tonight! I refuse to accept I'm not good enough anymore! That's pure hogwash, people!"

Sylvie laughs off Rachel's trash-talking shot and claims "Rachel is below Eva Longoria's level and I whupped Eva in three rounds! She hasn't won a fight in six years so she really should join all these former punchbags over on the Mexican underground circuit. Hell, I can name like ten Dutch flyweights who are better than her too!"

Sylvie Meis wears an orange bikini set & blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Rachel Bilson wears a red bikini set with black trim & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Hectic slugging in the opening minute as both women are happy to settle this fight sooner rather than later; endurance goes straight out of the window with heavy punches finding the target upstairs but neither of these hellcats buckles in the opening minute. Crowd-pleasing blow by blow approach raises the volume inside the area as Rachel is the first to blink after she soaks up one cruel hook on the mouth too many. She wobbles onto her heels and gets whacked up the chimney again with Sylvie placing her shots spot on target. Rachel barks with more deterination down the stretch and tries to swing at her opponent from the back foot but struggles to tame the Dutch buzzsaw and loses her footing which allows Meis to pound her onto the ropes where she delivers a gut-checking drive to keep Bilson aching. Another scything cross finds the chin again and Rachel ends the round spitting verbal abuse as she got badly outpunched in the second half of the opener.

Round 2:
Rachel responds in equally cruel fashion to start the second and makes sure Sylvie doesn't cash in on the late wave that won her the opener. Both women remain glued into each others' faces with ponytails flying around upon impact; Erin Andrews in the TV booth is unsure how long these two veterans can punish each other like that when Rachel cripples the blonde with a well-measured hook in the gut. Sylvie's been vulnerable to the body most of her career but whether Bilson watched enough tape to master her plan is uncertain. She digs deep into the model's midriff from the one-minute mark and backs the aching blonde onto the ropes where she rips more vicious harpoons to make Sylvie groan her heart out. Uh-oh! Rachel almost punches the Dutchwoan through the ropes before she blasts her on the chin and settles back upstairs. Meis delivers a quick overhand response as both women punish each other in speed dial fashion again until Bilson claims the last bragging rights when she nails the blonde across the mouth a couple of times and leaves her with a visible swollen lip come the bell.

Round 3:
Rachel sprints across the boards to secure the early connection but swings over the blonde's head and her follow up barely grazes the top of Sylvie's forehead which allows the lingerie model to step in and BLAST a rocket straight into the brunette's jaw!!! Uh-oh!! Rachel lowered her arm waaayy too much here and gets spun around upon a single impact; she tries to push off from her heels which is a bad idea as Sylvie beats her for the next punch and sams a brutal hook on the left ear... Ugh! BILSON IS HURT... the dark-haired actress slumps forward with a whimper and fails to react when Meis whacks her with a quick double uppercut on the exposed chin again... "Stupid bytch!", Sylvie gets vocal and still has time to deliver a scything cross on the nose that opens the bloody flood gates however Rachel is on her way down already... SHE HITS THE DECK FLAT ON HER BACK and remains motionless with her arms over her head while the slowish count passes her by. Brutal KO3 Sylvie Meis!!!

AFTER: "Told ya, she's not even in Eva Longoria's category! I fookin' WRECKED this lousy punchbag!", Sylvie can't hide her satisfaction as she dances around the fallen brunette who needs to be helped off the ring by the medical crew. That was a prolific destruction from the Dutch model who looks in top shape given her age. Most US fans jeered at her when she send Bilson crashing down but there's a loud ovation when her name is officially announced as the winner: "Blondes do it better! Everyone takes notice when a hot blonde like ME blows up a hi-end c### like Rachel! I'm not going anywhere, folks so stay tuned for more of the Dutch Destroyer!!!" (giggles).

Official Result: Sylvie Meis def. Rachel Bilson KO3.