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Post by Snark! Magazine on Jan 15, 2020 13:12:20 GMT -6
Snark! Magazine is proud to report that everyone's not-so-favorite Fittest Flyweight of FCBA Vanessa Anne Hudgens has split with her boyfriend of 9 years Austin B.
That's a bad start to the 2020 season which leads our snarky reporters to question whether she can maintain her run of success going forward?
After a long debate we've come to agreement that Vanessa's career will take a major turn for worse this season!
IT IS OVER!!!
Flashing your calves at the 'Bad Boys For Life' premiere ain't gonna cut it, honey!
With regards, Snark! Magazine
Nice outfit but 2020 will be a BAD year in Hudgensville!
Bidding farewell to the elite?
That smiles AND calves ain't gonna cut it anymore!
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Emma Roberts
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Ice Queen / FCBA Flyweight Champion
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Post by Emma Roberts on Jan 15, 2020 17:17:39 GMT -6
Amazing news to start the year with. Thanks for the report Snark magazine! Can anyone blame her ex? the poor guy finally came to his senses after watching what I did to her. He realized he deserves better. Much, much better. No, not me. HELL no. I wouldn't touch anyone tainted by Hudgens with a ten foot pole. He just needs to find someone that is much better. Which means, literally ANYONE. Simple. Snark said it best. It is definitely OVER for Nessie. I'm just glad I could play a part in her freaking DEMISE. -Emma
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Post by Vanessa Hudgens on Jan 17, 2020 2:09:26 GMT -6
Snark! Magazine is proud to report that everyone's not-so-favorite Fittest Flyweight of FCBA Vanessa Anne Hudgens has split with her boyfriend of 9 years Austin B.
That's a bad start to the 2020 season which leads our snarky reporters to question whether she can maintain her run of success going forward?
After a long debate we've come to agreement that Vanessa's career will take a major turn for worse this season!
IT IS OVER!!!
Flashing your calves at the 'Bad Boys For Life' premiere ain't gonna cut it, honey!
With regards, Snark! Magazine
Nice outfit but 2020 will be a BAD year in Hudgensville!
Bidding farewell to the elite?
That smiles AND calves ain't gonna cut it anymore!
Wow - this article is SO wrong on so many levels that I don't even know where to start.
First of all, the initial premise is correct that Austin and I broke up. While I'm not going to comment on the reasons behind it as we've decided to keep it private, but I can confirm you for that Emma's fluke win had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.
However, the idea that will somehow translate into some kind of downward spill for me personally or professionally is simply not accurate. Do you know how many times my career has been predicted to be "over"? Too many people have predicted it to count and pretty much all of them have ended up looking up at me in the ring. If I know what trashy reporter wrote this article, I'd challenge them to a match and kick their ass.
But, in the meantime, I'll just keep winning, in the ring and out of it. I mean, this article tries to take a shot at me for being at a movie premiere, but guess what? That's a movie I'm actually in, which is more than you can say for many of my so-called rivals. I mean, K-Stew's last two movies BOMBED, which is a shame, because I actually enjoyed them a lot. Emma Roberts doesn't have a career outside of whatever Ryan Murphy asks her to do. Olivia Holt's show got canceled, so her fifteen minutes of fame is up, Jessica Lowndes is basically an IG model now, Lily Collins is appearing on the Paramount Network, and Emma Watson - actually, I really enjoyed Little Women. But, that doesn't mean I won't be coming for my flyweight title soon. (Oh and Mishy, no matter how many times I own her, still appears to be beloved by Hollywood - guess I'll just have to beat her again.)
Trust me - any rumors of my professional demise are, as always, greatly exaggerated. But, if any rival thinks that they've got what it takes to finish me off, then you know where to find me. I dare ANY flyweight to step up and show me it's over. Because I'll be showing you why I'm the freaking best. Whoever wrote or sourced this article, I'd love to talk to you and show you personally why this is complete BS.
You're going to wish you had 2020 vision when you look back on this article...
Vanessa Hudgens Fittest Flyweight Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Conqueror of Nessa on Jan 17, 2020 13:58:11 GMT -6
Somewhere in Toronto... "Hell yes! Nessa is soooooo done here! Some great reporting by Snark! Let people know the TRUTH!!! Besides, I'm not just an IG model now, I still have Hallmark Movies, BYTCH! I'm the lead cast while Nessa is a third-stringer on some failed sequel... AGAIN! What a waste... or NOT!" xxx Jessi Eternal Conqueror of Nessa
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Post by gbs on Jan 18, 2020 11:57:46 GMT -6
Wow posts by 2 of my favorite fighters in the same post.
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