Post by Tractorpull on Oct 31, 2019 7:58:22 GMT -6
Jenny O, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in the HBO lounge waiting for Jenny Mac. Jenny O is going over her stable members considering future fights, while Tess is on the short end of a game of Gin with Cassie
The door open and in strolls Jenny Mac: “Good morning ladies and you too Tess”
Tess: “Well you have certainly been in the news recently”
Cassie: “Is it true what you said about you and your husband in airport bathrooms?”
Mac: “You know how popular I am, but I am not going to discuss that report””
Cassie: “Well you kind of already have. You were quoted, so Is it true?”
Mac: “I said I am not going to discuss it particularly with a couple jealous.inept females”
Tess: “I think it is disgusting”
Mac: “Nobody cares what you think and many doubt you can”
Tess: “So did you advice Righetti in her bout?”
Mac: “Bonzo couldn’t have been more grateful for my advise”
Cassie: “Which was?”
Mac: “ I advised Bonzo to watch when they come in. Big Pauley and his goons might be there to do some preliminary roughing up. You know how low life he is? He thinks Walmart hung the moon. I told Bonzo to bring his own water. Asylum supplies water to a visiting fighter that is doped. I told him to watch Campbell in the corner closely as she might attempt to load a hard foreign object into the glove. He should pay attention to Walmart, who might try to use her makeup mirror to shine the lights into Righetti’s eyes”
Tess: “That’s outrageous. I have never done that and you know it and by the way I wouldn’t talk about Big Pauley that way”
Mac: “He’s a big bluff. He messes with me and I will turn him inside out”
Jenny O: “I hear you are restarting your column “Jenny Mac: Talkin’ Smac!”
Mac: “That’s true. I got a call from the New York Times to come and talk to them. So I went. The publisher showed me a copy of Tractorpull and said “Look this is complete garbage. We checked with Valmore’s editor and he said she was as dumb as a rock, but they kept her around because she was good to look at” That shows you what low standards Tractorpull has when considering good looks. He made me an offer to write a FCBA column for the Times. I told him I appreciated the offer, but being a big star in movies and television and in demand to speak before my adoring fans, I just didn’t have time” I thought why should I work for the Times when I can make a fortune with my own column”
Cassie: “You really think that?”
Mac: “I said it didn’t I. I understand that you and Walmart don’t recognize talent. I take that into consideration when hanging around you”
There’s a knock on the door “It’s Big Pauley, can I come in?”
Jenny O seeing Mac has turned completely white with terror. “Just a minute”
Jenny O to Mac: The bathroom, get in the bathroom”
Jenny O; As Mac closes the door: “Come in Pauley”
Big Pauley entering: “The Wiz sent me to take you all to lunch. Anyone seen McCarthy?”
Jenny O: “Not recently”
Big Pauley: “Well tell her I’m looking for her and am eager to have a little talk with her. Come on ladies, food awaits
Mac in the bathroom: “I think I am going to have change my underwear”
The door open and in strolls Jenny Mac: “Good morning ladies and you too Tess”
Tess: “Well you have certainly been in the news recently”
Cassie: “Is it true what you said about you and your husband in airport bathrooms?”
Mac: “You know how popular I am, but I am not going to discuss that report””
Cassie: “Well you kind of already have. You were quoted, so Is it true?”
Mac: “I said I am not going to discuss it particularly with a couple jealous.inept females”
Tess: “I think it is disgusting”
Mac: “Nobody cares what you think and many doubt you can”
Tess: “So did you advice Righetti in her bout?”
Mac: “Bonzo couldn’t have been more grateful for my advise”
Cassie: “Which was?”
Mac: “ I advised Bonzo to watch when they come in. Big Pauley and his goons might be there to do some preliminary roughing up. You know how low life he is? He thinks Walmart hung the moon. I told Bonzo to bring his own water. Asylum supplies water to a visiting fighter that is doped. I told him to watch Campbell in the corner closely as she might attempt to load a hard foreign object into the glove. He should pay attention to Walmart, who might try to use her makeup mirror to shine the lights into Righetti’s eyes”
Tess: “That’s outrageous. I have never done that and you know it and by the way I wouldn’t talk about Big Pauley that way”
Mac: “He’s a big bluff. He messes with me and I will turn him inside out”
Jenny O: “I hear you are restarting your column “Jenny Mac: Talkin’ Smac!”
Mac: “That’s true. I got a call from the New York Times to come and talk to them. So I went. The publisher showed me a copy of Tractorpull and said “Look this is complete garbage. We checked with Valmore’s editor and he said she was as dumb as a rock, but they kept her around because she was good to look at” That shows you what low standards Tractorpull has when considering good looks. He made me an offer to write a FCBA column for the Times. I told him I appreciated the offer, but being a big star in movies and television and in demand to speak before my adoring fans, I just didn’t have time” I thought why should I work for the Times when I can make a fortune with my own column”
Cassie: “You really think that?”
Mac: “I said it didn’t I. I understand that you and Walmart don’t recognize talent. I take that into consideration when hanging around you”
There’s a knock on the door “It’s Big Pauley, can I come in?”
Jenny O seeing Mac has turned completely white with terror. “Just a minute”
Jenny O to Mac: The bathroom, get in the bathroom”
Jenny O; As Mac closes the door: “Come in Pauley”
Big Pauley entering: “The Wiz sent me to take you all to lunch. Anyone seen McCarthy?”
Jenny O: “Not recently”
Big Pauley: “Well tell her I’m looking for her and am eager to have a little talk with her. Come on ladies, food awaits
Mac in the bathroom: “I think I am going to have change my underwear”