Post by Lookout! Boxing on Oct 26, 2019 0:41:31 GMT -6
Amber Rose vs Paula Patton
(0-1 vs 15-20, 14 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: It's time for battle royale in the hood as both Amber Rose and Paula Patton claim Tyra Banks is basically a honorary CEO these days and doesn't have the required power supply to regain her Queen status anymore. Paula has taken down one other challenger - Jennifer Hudson - earlier this year but she hasn't quite seen someone like Amber Rose before!
Amber vows to use all the dirty tricks available to blow Paula away and hopes for the ref to "stay out of this one". Some pundits believe this could have been a proper bare knuckle brawl if only Patton agreed to this concept but the 43-year old cougar wants to beat Amber "the right way without all the gimmicks". The question remains whether Amber allows that to happen in first place?
We don't touch gloves here and Amber's verbal tirade during the introductions sets the early tone as Paula is flat out angry someone with just one official FCBA bout has the nerve to act like she owns the place!
Amber Rose wears a red bikini top, matching hip-huggers & black gloves. Dyed blonde hair shaved ultra short. Paula Patton wears an orange bandeau bikini and black gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight, tucked behind the ears. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division.
Round 1:
Amber might have some dirty ideas on her mind but she's getting blitzed with Paula's uppercut attack early on as the older woman simply glues her mitts into the most obvious target and Amber just isn't polished enough to sustain it. She barks through the initial blast but some fans believe she can really feel it as Patton grinds her down with the high-tempo juice that lifts the overzealous rack straight into the slumping chin. Huh! Amber got badly exposed against Antje Utgaard on the Queendom before but she probably didn't expect a cougar like Patton can follow up likewise! Think again since she gets dropped onto the ropes and has to clinch the older woman while showing little urgency to back her pre-fight talk up. Meanwhile Patton just keeps blasting away and secures an easy whitewash even though Rose still gives her a long bytch-stare at the bell.
Round 2:
No more jug muggin' in the second as Amber outworks the actress in close range and begins to stack up punches into her face which locks Patton down in the phone booth where she has to grind herself out of trouble as Rose simply tags her chin too often here. Both women are power-oriented alright but Amber wants it more in the second and sends Paula reeling after a nice one-two blast on the chin. Paula slips out of the phone booth but tries her luck from the back foot; it's a bad idea as Amber shows more resilience when she's not getting punked on the boobs and keeps swinging around Paula's temples going forward. She doesn't connect with many of those but leaves the older woman hanging in retreat come the final stretch.
Round 3:
Amber tries to land that big haymaker ASAP and smoke Patton up the chimney but the older woman is still agile enough on her feet to avoid that script. Amber leaps around the somewhat immobile foe but just can't find that big punch and has to settle for artistic impression as Paula shows little urgency now that she can't connect with the former stripper's rack anymore. Rose gets vocal and taunts the reeling foe but Patton is so above this; she smacks back in single-punch fashion without inflicting damage and ducks underneath some wide hooks that make Amber look really raw here. The street fighter style bounces off the invisible wall as Amber doesn't have the guile required to trap the stubborn opponent and that makes her really upset come the bell as she argues her case with the ref. Nope, no points deduction for making your look foolish in mid-distance!
Round 4:
Amber comes out swinging and barking but she misses the initial left/right approach and gets CLOCKED on the jaw as Paula steps up and nails the loose operator on target. Another quick swing and Amber gets tagged on the eye which spins her to the side and Patton simply wants more as she rips a brutal hook into the exposed solar plexus to drop some lead into her opponent's butt! Ugh! Amber sinks on her knees with a whimper and as she tries to adjust her stance she gets SMOKED on the jaw with Paula letting out a scream as she delivers the blow! Uh-oh!!! DOWN GOES ROSE!!! The heavy-hitter drops to her knees and tails off into a shrieking demise as the wiley cougar struts back to her corner. The ref hustles to issue the count and that's one for the speed dial as he probably rubs it back over the previous objections from the decked woman. Amber can't scramble back to her feet in time and the fight is waved off!!! KO4 Paula Patton!!!
AFTER: "All I needed was ONE punch and the stripper was sucking the boards! Man, that feels great!", Paula lets some emotions out during the post-fight interview while Amber has to be held back by the security crew as she cannot accept the verdict: "I got robbed! What the #### is this! You gonna pay me for this! You little dirty sl*t! I'm gonna get you..."
"What a sore loser! I had it all going in the first and let's face it, she can't a good punch at all! She's all talk but no guts. What is she even doing here? I thought Kanye West was crazy when he hitched with Kim Kardashian but Amber is even worse! Go back to stripping for money, bytch because you're just a tomato can in the boxing world!" (laughs).
Official Result: Paula Patton def. Amber Rose KO4.