Post by Vassago on Oct 4, 2019 14:43:56 GMT -6
Jugs of Mass Destruction
Sophie Mudd vs Kendra Wilkinson
(0-1 vs 18-26-1, 16 KO)
JMD Value: 38F (Natural) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: West Coast glamour model Sophie Mudd takes no offense in being called "wannabe Kendra Wilkinson" since she actually wants to replace Kendra as the regular big-breasted talent capable of selling JMD tickets all over the country: "See, I don't even need to take part in all these Playboy sessions anymore! It's 2019 so Instagram is King! And I'm the new Big Juggs Queen!" (giggles).
Meanwhile Kendra is happy to steal more headlines as she knows the JMD road leads through her cleavage regardless of the bad press: "Look, even Tess Valmore has given up on her narrative that anyone over 18 years old can beat me! Talk about low boxing IQ! I'm always money! This doesn't change! For girls like Sophie I'm the true Juggs Icon! Deal with it!"
Sophie Mudd wears a white bikini set & black gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
The kid wants to impress the boxing world and jumps into immediate jabbing attack that finds little resistance from the Playmate veteran who soaks up the initial blast before mounting a proper comeback. However Kendra fails to acknowledge the youngster's determination and gets outworked in the phone booth slugfest that ensues in the center of the ring much to the crowd's delight. Big time pounding from Sophie who lifts Kendra's enhanced rack and makes her groan in discomfort; she tackles the obvious target from the south and drops the blonde onto her heels while gradually thumping her onto the ropes during the second minute. Wilkinson finds more of the forearms than actual jug meat and just can't match the kid's intensity which shuts her down along the ropes with Mudd barking in her efforts to find more success.
Round 2:
Sophie jumps into another trigger-happy attack but Kendra answers the demand and gallops into the brunette's rack herself which results in a classic jug slugging dispute as both women fight for ultimate control of the action. Kendra manages to lift the bumpers of her opponent but doesn't inflict enough pain as Sophie blasts her across the lips and tries to muscle her back onto the ropes however the blonde spins out of trouble and nails the youngster on the liver area which halts the Mudd attack. Kendra assumes control firing quick half-uppercuts and tags the brunette's chin which slumps Mudd on her heels before she has to yield real estate as Wilkinson digs into her tummy and makes steady progress until the kid bails out into mid-range safety.
Round 3:
More early slugging from these two with Sophie's jugs making the quick trip upstairs as Kendra leans on her with the uppercut juice. Experience comes to the fore and Kendra realizes she's got nothing to be scared of her as Sophie looks a little vulnerable while getting hit; the youngster tries to adjust her feet as she bounces off the blonde forearms and fails to secure the intended connection but things only get worse as Wilkinson slams her on the chin with a quick double and makes further progress bashing the cleavage from each side. Kendra squeezes Sophie's breasts and threatens to spill them into the open before the brunette locks a lenghty clinch but Kendra finds a way to tackle the exposed ribcage regardless and bullies her rival onto the ropes where she settles into plucking more midsection; she leaves Mudd gasping for air at the bell and yells out in delight while finding loud support in the audience!
Round 4:
Sophie's really upset over the last couple of round as she channels the inside route to plug her mitts into Kendra's rack; the blonde Playmate responds over the top and wants to soften the kid up with some head shots but she gets blasted on the solar plexus and wobbles to the side with Sophie roaring into a gunslinger damage as she blasts more leather across the exposed tits. Wilkinson can't stay off her heels and misfires on the swinging response while Sophie thumps her onto the ropes and harpoons the liver area to the point Kendra has to seek the clinching delay. It's no good to stop the charging youngster though as Mudd rains punches like skittles to punish the blonde's midriff and leave her slumped come the final stretch. Kendra just can't escape the trap and aches out her struggles while the brunette underlines her recovery with a brutal uppercut on the jaw right at the bell.
Round 5:
Kendra comes flying in with a somewhat desperate attack but shoots right by the agile opponent and gets WHACKED with a brutal hook on the liver area that folds her into spasms seconds into the action... uh-oh! Sophie rips another wicked hook straight into the blonde's chest and plugs extra leather into the solar plexus that drops the Playmate into punchbag status on the fly... Cue in some heavy bumper attack as Mudd screams out when she destroys the enhanced rack with a brutal uppercut drive that even a JMD veteran like Wilkinson just can't embrace anymore... the audience loses the count how many of those shots send Kendra's boobs bouncing off her chin and the blonde vixen just can't survive it as she CRASHES DOWN ON HER BACK with eyes closed while Sophie leaps in the air and begins to blow kisses to the crowd! The ref knows it's a bad one but still issues the slow count however Kendra remains unresponsive on the boards with her arms above her head. She just can't battle back from that kind of treatment these days anymore! KO5 Sophie Mudd!!!
AFTER: Old demons haunt the Playboy's finest as most pundits agree a single knockdown is enough to drop her dead at this stage of her career. All those hits dating back to her Mansion days are simply too much so no wonder an Instagram upstart like Sophie can feast on that Juggs Hall of Fame resume whenever she wants to. Sophie dances around the fallen Kendra who rolls onto her left side amid a mumbling cry for a rematch but the gloves are coming off for the brunette who tries to lift the blonde by her boobs! Ugh! This only results in Kendra's bikini top getting torn and Sophie feels a little hesitant sitting down on the blonde jugs: "I practiced this with my buddies on the beach but everybody is watching me now! Oh, well! Here I go!", Sophie stuffs Kendra's head between her thighs before trying out some hairpulling to force the Playmate into accepting the kid's superiority. Just make sure she doesn't pass out too quickly, dear! Kendra is too dazed to hang on for much longer though and Sophie twerks her bumpers to please the crowd as she eventually facesits the blonde out of her senses before the security crew indicate it's time to move on: "Hey, Sophie! Book a spot on the Queendom if you want to overrun the schedule. It's a long frickin' night here and some bigger names want to share the screen! It's frickin' FOX Smackdown debut tonight! Geez, look at this mess! Barbie Doll is out! We need a stretcher first!"
Official Result: Sophie Mudd def. Kendra Wilkinson KO5.
