Post by Tractorpull on Sept 8, 2019 8:39:55 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
E.HEATHERTON/SWAN Heatherton is a 30 year old model who lasted at the Fighting Academy for a grand total of seven months. Her last name is really Bubley. Ok, I can understand why she changed her last name. Her fighting career has been somewhat less than spectacular. She has had seven fights. How many has she won? None. Where is she ranked? Somewhere below 130 because that’s where the welters stop. Swan is in danger of being given her walking papers because she can’t beat a ranked fighter. She has lost three of her last five. She is giving up 5* in height, but considering her opponent, that’s not much of a deficit. A Swan will probably won’t secure her job, but a loss will send her packing. Swan fans (both of them) need not worry. Swan will win
CAVALLARI/LEVY Cavallari is a seldom seem flyweight. She has actually won a fight. In fact, she has won three. Her last win was back in 2008. I was still in high school sniffing glue. She is ranked at 126 in the flyweights. Levy is 4-1 for the year and has won her last four after being upset by Shipka in January. Levy shouldn’t have any trouble. I will be interviewing her after the fight as the winner
MORETZ/MCCURDY Moretz comes into this bout having lost her last five and nine of her last ten. She is unmanaged. I can’t imagine why. McCurdy’s record in kind of opposite that of the Moretz. She has won her last eight straight and nine of her last ten. I’m not sure a loss here would send McCurdy packing, but it sure won’t help her standing in the stable. Not to worry. McCurdy will win
MORRISON/DENNINGS Morrison comes in having lost four straight and eight of her last nine. That one win was over Pink at the Asylum in September 2016. Dennings has won ten of her last twelve. Her one loss this year was to Lovato in a title fight. She is one of the four whose job is not at risk at Front Street. Morrison has won once at the Asylum. She won’t win again
AZALEA/UTGAARD Azalea actually has a winning record. She, however has lost five of her last six with that one win being over Khloe Kardashian which means it was no big deal. I think she needs to win this fight. Didn’t I read that her last album bombed? Utgaard has had twenty fights and lost only one. That loss was to Kostek last year. She is 5-0 for the year with three of her bouts being against opponents eligible for cougar action. Despite her record, I don’t see her becoming to top tier welter. Fortunately for Utgaard, Azalea’s fighting ability is not much better than her singing. Utgaard wins
E.HEATHERTON/SWAN Heatherton is a 30 year old model who lasted at the Fighting Academy for a grand total of seven months. Her last name is really Bubley. Ok, I can understand why she changed her last name. Her fighting career has been somewhat less than spectacular. She has had seven fights. How many has she won? None. Where is she ranked? Somewhere below 130 because that’s where the welters stop. Swan is in danger of being given her walking papers because she can’t beat a ranked fighter. She has lost three of her last five. She is giving up 5* in height, but considering her opponent, that’s not much of a deficit. A Swan will probably won’t secure her job, but a loss will send her packing. Swan fans (both of them) need not worry. Swan will win
CAVALLARI/LEVY Cavallari is a seldom seem flyweight. She has actually won a fight. In fact, she has won three. Her last win was back in 2008. I was still in high school sniffing glue. She is ranked at 126 in the flyweights. Levy is 4-1 for the year and has won her last four after being upset by Shipka in January. Levy shouldn’t have any trouble. I will be interviewing her after the fight as the winner
MORETZ/MCCURDY Moretz comes into this bout having lost her last five and nine of her last ten. She is unmanaged. I can’t imagine why. McCurdy’s record in kind of opposite that of the Moretz. She has won her last eight straight and nine of her last ten. I’m not sure a loss here would send McCurdy packing, but it sure won’t help her standing in the stable. Not to worry. McCurdy will win
MORRISON/DENNINGS Morrison comes in having lost four straight and eight of her last nine. That one win was over Pink at the Asylum in September 2016. Dennings has won ten of her last twelve. Her one loss this year was to Lovato in a title fight. She is one of the four whose job is not at risk at Front Street. Morrison has won once at the Asylum. She won’t win again
AZALEA/UTGAARD Azalea actually has a winning record. She, however has lost five of her last six with that one win being over Khloe Kardashian which means it was no big deal. I think she needs to win this fight. Didn’t I read that her last album bombed? Utgaard has had twenty fights and lost only one. That loss was to Kostek last year. She is 5-0 for the year with three of her bouts being against opponents eligible for cougar action. Despite her record, I don’t see her becoming to top tier welter. Fortunately for Utgaard, Azalea’s fighting ability is not much better than her singing. Utgaard wins