Post by Tractorpull on Aug 19, 2019 13:13:43 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
This card brings three new fighters into the FCBA. Now, Y’all know what I think about the throng of new fighters besieging the FCBA. This time, however, the problem is not new fighters. It is much more serious. All three newbies are REDHEADS. What in the world is the Wiz thinking? Redheads, can you believe that? Redheads always think they are so hot and God’s gift to the male gender. Actually, they are probably brunettes who wanted to be blonde and the dye job went wrong. At present the count of newbies is 53. I won’t count these three until they fight as the Wiz may come to his senses and cancel the bouts. Redheads!
BAMBER/WINTER Bamber is one of those poor creatures who had the dye job go wrong. The poor creature has to go against Winter, who is 17-7 for her career and 4-1 for the year. Despite her good record, Winter has to win to be sure of being in the stable after the first of the year. She will win
C.DECKER/T. HILL A blonde-brunette match up. What? It’s not Brooklyn, it’s Cintia and she a redhead. Oh my, Jenny Mac is starting to look good to me. Hill has had 15 fights and lost only three, two of them to top ten fighters. This Decker isn’t in the top ten and she isn’t going to win
QUINN/REINHART Rumor has it that Quinn’s mother was in tears when she was informed that her newly arrived daughter was a redhead. Well, that is pretty much a natural reaction. There is a rule that is right up there with the first law of thermodynamics that says when a redhead fights a blonde, the blonde wins. So be it.
RODEN/LEVY Roden came into the FCBA in 2016. She has had three fights with two of them being last year. She lost both. Levy has won 14 straight. Now I kind of have a problem here. It look’s to me like Levy is a REDHEAD. Well, Roden is a brunette so the above law doesn’t apply. Let’s put it this way. I can’t be bought, but I do know which side my bread is buttered on. I love chef’s cooking. Levy will win
H.WILLIAMS/MCCURDY Finally the Wiz has come to his senses. No redhead. I can breathe much easily. Williams actually has a winning record although her victims have been below average fighters. She has been to the Asylum once. Losing to Winter. McCurdy is 10-1 since joining Front Street. Her lone loss was to Emma Roberts. This is the one fight Front Street could lose. Could lose, not will lose. McCurdy will win
WOLL/MCKINNEY This will be Woll’s fifth career fight and her third at the Asylum. Of her four previous bouts, she has won none In fact, her first fight was against McKinney who flattened her in six. The only question is how long will Woll last. My guess is not six
This card brings three new fighters into the FCBA. Now, Y’all know what I think about the throng of new fighters besieging the FCBA. This time, however, the problem is not new fighters. It is much more serious. All three newbies are REDHEADS. What in the world is the Wiz thinking? Redheads, can you believe that? Redheads always think they are so hot and God’s gift to the male gender. Actually, they are probably brunettes who wanted to be blonde and the dye job went wrong. At present the count of newbies is 53. I won’t count these three until they fight as the Wiz may come to his senses and cancel the bouts. Redheads!
BAMBER/WINTER Bamber is one of those poor creatures who had the dye job go wrong. The poor creature has to go against Winter, who is 17-7 for her career and 4-1 for the year. Despite her good record, Winter has to win to be sure of being in the stable after the first of the year. She will win
C.DECKER/T. HILL A blonde-brunette match up. What? It’s not Brooklyn, it’s Cintia and she a redhead. Oh my, Jenny Mac is starting to look good to me. Hill has had 15 fights and lost only three, two of them to top ten fighters. This Decker isn’t in the top ten and she isn’t going to win
QUINN/REINHART Rumor has it that Quinn’s mother was in tears when she was informed that her newly arrived daughter was a redhead. Well, that is pretty much a natural reaction. There is a rule that is right up there with the first law of thermodynamics that says when a redhead fights a blonde, the blonde wins. So be it.
RODEN/LEVY Roden came into the FCBA in 2016. She has had three fights with two of them being last year. She lost both. Levy has won 14 straight. Now I kind of have a problem here. It look’s to me like Levy is a REDHEAD. Well, Roden is a brunette so the above law doesn’t apply. Let’s put it this way. I can’t be bought, but I do know which side my bread is buttered on. I love chef’s cooking. Levy will win
H.WILLIAMS/MCCURDY Finally the Wiz has come to his senses. No redhead. I can breathe much easily. Williams actually has a winning record although her victims have been below average fighters. She has been to the Asylum once. Losing to Winter. McCurdy is 10-1 since joining Front Street. Her lone loss was to Emma Roberts. This is the one fight Front Street could lose. Could lose, not will lose. McCurdy will win
WOLL/MCKINNEY This will be Woll’s fifth career fight and her third at the Asylum. Of her four previous bouts, she has won none In fact, her first fight was against McKinney who flattened her in six. The only question is how long will Woll last. My guess is not six