Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Oct 31, 2016 19:25:21 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia and we are NOT The Monkees despite these costumes! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz and the FCBA's Unified Flyweight Champion, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy. This place is decked out for Hallowe'en as always with ghosts, goblins, witches, vampires, skeletons, jack-o-lanterns, black cats, bats, and mummies all over the place, and ladies, we have a great card as always for Hallowe'en night..."
Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll see action in three divisions, including bantamweight, where Pink will try to snap her losing streak and get back on track against Bazz's own Olivia Wilde!"
Cassie: "And, as much as I like Pink, that's not going to be easy. In the division where I RULE, flyweight, one of Front Street's current top fly, Kristen Stewart, will be in action against Emma Roberts, and the girl who wants to BE Front Street's top flyweight, Leighton Meester, will be looking to grab that moniker tonight against a girl representing our other guest stable tonight, Odds and Ends, the lovely Sarah Shahi!"
McCarthy: "The big fight, though, will be at lightweight, where we'll see one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, Anna Torv, against Minnie Driver! And, I am NOT Peter Tork, I'm Davy Jones!"
Tess: "Whatever you say, Peter. And, that's only one of three fights in the lightweight division, which will also feature Odds and Ends' Eiza Gonzalez battling one of my favorites, Daniela Ruah, isn't that right, Davy?."
Cassie: "Right you are, Mike, and, our third lightweight bout sees the lovely Bar Refa'eli of Odds and Ends making her Asylum return against the current Queen of the Ice Hotel, Serinda Swan! Going to be a great night, isn't it, Mickey?"
O'Dell: "It certainly is..."
McCarthy: "I am NOT Peter Tork!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and two guest stables, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats IV: Hallowe'en At The Asylum'!"
Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll see action in three divisions, including bantamweight, where Pink will try to snap her losing streak and get back on track against Bazz's own Olivia Wilde!"
Cassie: "And, as much as I like Pink, that's not going to be easy. In the division where I RULE, flyweight, one of Front Street's current top fly, Kristen Stewart, will be in action against Emma Roberts, and the girl who wants to BE Front Street's top flyweight, Leighton Meester, will be looking to grab that moniker tonight against a girl representing our other guest stable tonight, Odds and Ends, the lovely Sarah Shahi!"
McCarthy: "The big fight, though, will be at lightweight, where we'll see one of Front Street's two REAL fighters, Anna Torv, against Minnie Driver! And, I am NOT Peter Tork, I'm Davy Jones!"
Tess: "Whatever you say, Peter. And, that's only one of three fights in the lightweight division, which will also feature Odds and Ends' Eiza Gonzalez battling one of my favorites, Daniela Ruah, isn't that right, Davy?."
Cassie: "Right you are, Mike, and, our third lightweight bout sees the lovely Bar Refa'eli of Odds and Ends making her Asylum return against the current Queen of the Ice Hotel, Serinda Swan! Going to be a great night, isn't it, Mickey?"
O'Dell: "It certainly is..."
McCarthy: "I am NOT Peter Tork!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and two guest stables, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats IV: Hallowe'en At The Asylum'!"