5. Kate Beckinsale vs Olivia Munn (Bantamweight)
Apr 20, 2019 9:51:27 GMT -6
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Post by caspian on Apr 20, 2019 9:51:27 GMT -6
5. Kate Beckinsale vs Olivia Munn (Bantamweight)
Kate:
(45, 5’7, 43:34:3 FCBA, Empire Boxing)
Olivia:
(38, 5’4, 31:25 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
“Bahhh,” Kate opening the press conference with a loud grunt and dismissive wave of her hand. “I’m done with them all: Theron, Jolie, and yes, that wanker, McCarthy. The next person who mentions their names is gonna go into my headlock.” The British starlet wags a finger threateningly at reporters, who couldn’t help but ask how it felt to lose to the list of blondes over and over again.
“Munn, however, is an exception. I lost a match to her back in 2015, and I sure want to avenge that travesty. People keep on saying I should hang up the gloves, but that’s the thing: they don’t dare say it to my face.”
“You should hang up your gloves, you old hag,” Munn responding immediately, drawing laughs from the rest of the room. “Just look at you - you’re both old and irrelevant, honey.”
“Speak for yourself,” Beckinsale letting out a short laugh. “You’re nothing but a washed up actress who hasn’t won a match since 2017--”
Munn biting back her tongue and shaking her head, controlled look of rage on her face as she raises a fist in Kate’s direction. “I can’t wait to punch you in the face, AGAIN.”
Face-off at the podium is a tense affair, with both cougars getting a little too close for comfort, almost nose-to-nose as they plant knuckles on each other’s chin and tummy. Ring officials however quickly separate them once the first camera flashes go off, then it’s back to the locker room to make final preparations for the battle ahead.
Here we go with the main event of the evening, scheduled for ten rounds in the Bantamweight category. Kate Beckinsale looking nothing like forty-five-years-old in a black sports bra and matching white short shorts, red gloves raised to the fans as her name is announced. In the other corner, Munn in black mini-kini, showing off her toned figure and shadow boxing in white gloves. HERE we go!
ROUND 1:
Kate going right for the goods with a stream of punches towards Olivia's head. She wants to control the fight early and she's throwing quantity at Munn to spook her. Olivia taking the bait, at least in the first two minutes, lets herself get strung around the ring with constant weaving and dodging, but still some of Kate's punches inadvertently getting through to sting the face. Munn firing back in the last minute however, probably coming to her own senses that she can punch as hard as well. Late flurry to both faces sees damage go both ways, but Kate's early aggression giving her the round wide.
ROUND 2:
Munn however roaring back once the bell rings and the fight resumes. If she was on the bench warming before, she's all into the game now. They stand and trade in the first minute, going to town on each other with mutual swings to the head and body. They land multiple shots across the face and this finally takes its toll on the older Brit when those blasts to the face prove too costly. Kate being pushed back and this simply emboldens Munn further. Olivia surging forward with both cylinders firing, determined to win this second round and even the odds overall. By the bell, it's a valiant Brit attempt to stem the tide, but not enough, with the American plugging fists into her body before the referee gets in between them to cover.
ROUND 3:
Measured response as both women push the age of retirement further and further, catching their breaths in between circling and jabbing at the head, smallest scent of danger making them leap backwards out of range. Munn slightly more aggressive in the last minute, roaring inwards with lunging hands, but Kate successful covering up as she moves backwards to avoid the more dangerous shots. The older Brit wiley, taking potshots at Munn's face, striking shots with her right hand at lightning speed into the cheek repeatedly, disrupting Munn's flow and her hopes of a one-sided victory. Other than that, no other significant attacks landed this round.
ROUND 4:
We get the same cautious dance from both women, who are starting to slow down if we aren't misinterpreting the signs. One wouldn't blame them of course, with their bodies looking the better part of 30 but perhaps only shiny on the outside. Another wild flurry in the first minute, when both girls stick their fists into each other's face concurrently, eliciting loud grunts. Then, subsequent swings hit at the air as they go back to creating distance. Both corner men and trainers trying to egg their girls forward, and they reluctantly clash in the third minute once more: Kate with another wild hook to the face, only for Munn to duck under and plug her own leather glove hard into the side of her body. Munn going onwards to attack the guard, but gets her face swiped to the side when Kate counters effectively. Overall draw in this round, and if anyone's keeping score overall, Beckinsale still slightly in the lead.
ROUND 5:
Starts of slow once more, but quickly picks up speed, this train does, when Munn scores with a one-two-three quick combination to Kate's lips. First minute and the Brit just too slow to intercept, the three shot combo landing out of nowhere. It draws a loud UGHH from her lips and forces her to back away, looking stunned. Munn's show if she wants to capitalise, or if she can even… She's definitely moving forward to attack, but not with alot of speed or aggression, slow turning up the pressure as she whacks more punches into Kate's arms and tummy. Kate still covering her angles tight, sacrificing that magnificent body for an almost airtight defence of her face. Well, it certainly has kept her standing at the end of this round, though we do not know for how much longer.
ROUND 6:
That last rush from Munn leaves her winded, but Kate not in the best shape either. Both ladies catch their breaths whilst keeping each other away with the occasional jab, then Munn suddenly swing a hook at Beckinsale’s head, as though it's another last ditch attempt to bury the Brit under. But Kate swerving her torso out of the way just in time, clocks Munn back in the face with a glove buried into her face, before her groans drowned out further with more fists to the body. Olivia with no choice but to clinch up, grunts from her lips in turn as she tries to wrestle with Kate in the middle of the ring. Girls however reach another stalemate closer to the end of the round - it starts to look like another draw, until Kate goes batting her fists off the sides of Olivia’s flanks, making the American wilt as she takes liver shots left and right. Referee has to pull them apart, and they’re sent to respective corners, breathing hard.
ROUND 7:
Munn can’t take more of this punishment, wilting a little more each round. She mostly stays in her corner even after the bell has rung, throws some half-hearted shade at Kate’s face when the Brit gets in too close. But Beckinsale all ready to score the kill, landing plenty more punches all over the brunette’s firm body, even knocking the head backwards with a snap uppercut to the jawline as well close to the end of the first minute. Olivia’s back hits the ropes and she’s in all sorts of trouble! Kate unleashing with dull hooks to the side of the head, blasting her about with reckless abandon. Referee about to jump in to save Munn when she gets caught in the face with a final canon of a right hand, and DOWN SHE GOES onto her side! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Kate Beckinsale!
Olivia spitting out her gum shield onto the floor, eyes looking pained as she tries to push off her chest, but the count is just too fast for her to recover in time! The referee hits 10 and declares it over!
Official Decision: Kate Beckinsale defeats Olivia Munn via KO7!
AFTER:
A comeback performance for Ms Beckinsale as she takes the win in the seventh round, and more importantly, wins herself validation after having beaten a foe who beat her previously. Kate celebrating by taking a walk around the four corners of the ring, arms high in the air as she nods curtly at supporters.
Munn on her back, eyes fluttering and mouth open, taking in air by the bucketful. Medics are by her side, tending to her wounds. For the most part, she put up one hell of a fight, but just couldn’t keep up with the older woman’s drive and determination.
‘I’m happy to conclude tonight’s event with a win, of course, in my own column,’ Kate smiling as she takes the mic in the ring, addressing the rest of the stadium directly. ‘As you know, I’ve been mucking around the VIX crew for quite a few events now, over the last few months, and I must say, I’m tempted to stick around for good.’
The crowd is of course listening intently to every word, sensing a big announcement at the tip of her lips.
‘Effective immediately tonight, VIXENs has signed me to their roster. I’ll be proud to serve on the team as Head of Training and Communications. My thanks Caspian, Steve, Corey, and of course all of the girls back in the locker room for having me. Thank you and good night!’
The two Head Coaches appear by Kate’s side, applauding their new colleague with smiles on their faces, before lifting a hand of hers each into the air as they face a new chorus of cheers from the audience, and hopefully a new chapter in the life of this stable.
That's it for VIX: Pick Your Poison! We hope you've enjoyed the show!
Kate:
(45, 5’7, 43:34:3 FCBA, Empire Boxing)
Olivia:
(38, 5’4, 31:25 FCBA, Free Agent)
BEFORE:
“Bahhh,” Kate opening the press conference with a loud grunt and dismissive wave of her hand. “I’m done with them all: Theron, Jolie, and yes, that wanker, McCarthy. The next person who mentions their names is gonna go into my headlock.” The British starlet wags a finger threateningly at reporters, who couldn’t help but ask how it felt to lose to the list of blondes over and over again.
“Munn, however, is an exception. I lost a match to her back in 2015, and I sure want to avenge that travesty. People keep on saying I should hang up the gloves, but that’s the thing: they don’t dare say it to my face.”
“You should hang up your gloves, you old hag,” Munn responding immediately, drawing laughs from the rest of the room. “Just look at you - you’re both old and irrelevant, honey.”
“Speak for yourself,” Beckinsale letting out a short laugh. “You’re nothing but a washed up actress who hasn’t won a match since 2017--”
Munn biting back her tongue and shaking her head, controlled look of rage on her face as she raises a fist in Kate’s direction. “I can’t wait to punch you in the face, AGAIN.”
Face-off at the podium is a tense affair, with both cougars getting a little too close for comfort, almost nose-to-nose as they plant knuckles on each other’s chin and tummy. Ring officials however quickly separate them once the first camera flashes go off, then it’s back to the locker room to make final preparations for the battle ahead.
Here we go with the main event of the evening, scheduled for ten rounds in the Bantamweight category. Kate Beckinsale looking nothing like forty-five-years-old in a black sports bra and matching white short shorts, red gloves raised to the fans as her name is announced. In the other corner, Munn in black mini-kini, showing off her toned figure and shadow boxing in white gloves. HERE we go!
ROUND 1:
Kate going right for the goods with a stream of punches towards Olivia's head. She wants to control the fight early and she's throwing quantity at Munn to spook her. Olivia taking the bait, at least in the first two minutes, lets herself get strung around the ring with constant weaving and dodging, but still some of Kate's punches inadvertently getting through to sting the face. Munn firing back in the last minute however, probably coming to her own senses that she can punch as hard as well. Late flurry to both faces sees damage go both ways, but Kate's early aggression giving her the round wide.
ROUND 2:
Munn however roaring back once the bell rings and the fight resumes. If she was on the bench warming before, she's all into the game now. They stand and trade in the first minute, going to town on each other with mutual swings to the head and body. They land multiple shots across the face and this finally takes its toll on the older Brit when those blasts to the face prove too costly. Kate being pushed back and this simply emboldens Munn further. Olivia surging forward with both cylinders firing, determined to win this second round and even the odds overall. By the bell, it's a valiant Brit attempt to stem the tide, but not enough, with the American plugging fists into her body before the referee gets in between them to cover.
ROUND 3:
Measured response as both women push the age of retirement further and further, catching their breaths in between circling and jabbing at the head, smallest scent of danger making them leap backwards out of range. Munn slightly more aggressive in the last minute, roaring inwards with lunging hands, but Kate successful covering up as she moves backwards to avoid the more dangerous shots. The older Brit wiley, taking potshots at Munn's face, striking shots with her right hand at lightning speed into the cheek repeatedly, disrupting Munn's flow and her hopes of a one-sided victory. Other than that, no other significant attacks landed this round.
ROUND 4:
We get the same cautious dance from both women, who are starting to slow down if we aren't misinterpreting the signs. One wouldn't blame them of course, with their bodies looking the better part of 30 but perhaps only shiny on the outside. Another wild flurry in the first minute, when both girls stick their fists into each other's face concurrently, eliciting loud grunts. Then, subsequent swings hit at the air as they go back to creating distance. Both corner men and trainers trying to egg their girls forward, and they reluctantly clash in the third minute once more: Kate with another wild hook to the face, only for Munn to duck under and plug her own leather glove hard into the side of her body. Munn going onwards to attack the guard, but gets her face swiped to the side when Kate counters effectively. Overall draw in this round, and if anyone's keeping score overall, Beckinsale still slightly in the lead.
ROUND 5:
Starts of slow once more, but quickly picks up speed, this train does, when Munn scores with a one-two-three quick combination to Kate's lips. First minute and the Brit just too slow to intercept, the three shot combo landing out of nowhere. It draws a loud UGHH from her lips and forces her to back away, looking stunned. Munn's show if she wants to capitalise, or if she can even… She's definitely moving forward to attack, but not with alot of speed or aggression, slow turning up the pressure as she whacks more punches into Kate's arms and tummy. Kate still covering her angles tight, sacrificing that magnificent body for an almost airtight defence of her face. Well, it certainly has kept her standing at the end of this round, though we do not know for how much longer.
ROUND 6:
That last rush from Munn leaves her winded, but Kate not in the best shape either. Both ladies catch their breaths whilst keeping each other away with the occasional jab, then Munn suddenly swing a hook at Beckinsale’s head, as though it's another last ditch attempt to bury the Brit under. But Kate swerving her torso out of the way just in time, clocks Munn back in the face with a glove buried into her face, before her groans drowned out further with more fists to the body. Olivia with no choice but to clinch up, grunts from her lips in turn as she tries to wrestle with Kate in the middle of the ring. Girls however reach another stalemate closer to the end of the round - it starts to look like another draw, until Kate goes batting her fists off the sides of Olivia’s flanks, making the American wilt as she takes liver shots left and right. Referee has to pull them apart, and they’re sent to respective corners, breathing hard.
ROUND 7:
Munn can’t take more of this punishment, wilting a little more each round. She mostly stays in her corner even after the bell has rung, throws some half-hearted shade at Kate’s face when the Brit gets in too close. But Beckinsale all ready to score the kill, landing plenty more punches all over the brunette’s firm body, even knocking the head backwards with a snap uppercut to the jawline as well close to the end of the first minute. Olivia’s back hits the ropes and she’s in all sorts of trouble! Kate unleashing with dull hooks to the side of the head, blasting her about with reckless abandon. Referee about to jump in to save Munn when she gets caught in the face with a final canon of a right hand, and DOWN SHE GOES onto her side! It’s a KNOCKDOWN for Kate Beckinsale!
Olivia spitting out her gum shield onto the floor, eyes looking pained as she tries to push off her chest, but the count is just too fast for her to recover in time! The referee hits 10 and declares it over!
Official Decision: Kate Beckinsale defeats Olivia Munn via KO7!
AFTER:
A comeback performance for Ms Beckinsale as she takes the win in the seventh round, and more importantly, wins herself validation after having beaten a foe who beat her previously. Kate celebrating by taking a walk around the four corners of the ring, arms high in the air as she nods curtly at supporters.
Munn on her back, eyes fluttering and mouth open, taking in air by the bucketful. Medics are by her side, tending to her wounds. For the most part, she put up one hell of a fight, but just couldn’t keep up with the older woman’s drive and determination.
‘I’m happy to conclude tonight’s event with a win, of course, in my own column,’ Kate smiling as she takes the mic in the ring, addressing the rest of the stadium directly. ‘As you know, I’ve been mucking around the VIX crew for quite a few events now, over the last few months, and I must say, I’m tempted to stick around for good.’
The crowd is of course listening intently to every word, sensing a big announcement at the tip of her lips.
‘Effective immediately tonight, VIXENs has signed me to their roster. I’ll be proud to serve on the team as Head of Training and Communications. My thanks Caspian, Steve, Corey, and of course all of the girls back in the locker room for having me. Thank you and good night!’
The two Head Coaches appear by Kate’s side, applauding their new colleague with smiles on their faces, before lifting a hand of hers each into the air as they face a new chorus of cheers from the audience, and hopefully a new chapter in the life of this stable.
That's it for VIX: Pick Your Poison! We hope you've enjoyed the show!
We hope she'll remain active in the ring despite taking a desk job with Vixens?