Post by Boxing World Online on Apr 11, 2019 5:17:49 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, their backs turned to the desk, watching the big screen on the back wall. "The FCBA Today With Big K" is just coming back from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "We're back with our guests, Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get down to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "Well, Kesha, we're going to start at lightweight, where Jessica Pare will make her Asylum return for a bout against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Alison: "Then, we'll move to the weight where we'll spend most of the night, bantam, for the FCBA debut of the lovely Perdita Weeks against 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"
Emily: "We'll stay at bantam for another blonde debut, this time Beth Behrs. And, she'll be facing off against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "It's more bantam action next, as Meaghan Rath returns to Philly to battle Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Emily: "We'll move back to lightweight next, for the Asylum return of AJ Cook against 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"
Alison: "And, we'll return to bantam to wrap up the card with the Asylum return of Tristin Mays against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets won't last!"
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly or join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Cassie Scerbo, and Tess Valmore for 'The Eye At The Asylum III: Season of the Witch' on HBO!"
With that, the closing music and credits roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their microphones potted down. The reporters, meanwhile, turn around to face the desk, where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "Oh, I can't WAIT to do this card...and listen to Mac talk about all these girls without FCBA wins..."
Reporter: "This is why you make the big bucks!"
Tess (smiling): "That's a valid point..."
Reporter: "We've talked about this being an evaluation year, and I see several fights that could be big ones. Obviously, Swan against Cook is one..."
Tess: "And, Reinhart's coming off a tough loss..."
Man In The Hat: "Every fight is important every year. This year, maybe a few are even more important. And, you know what ELSE is important? That you NOT be late when Chef is breaking out the grill for the first steaks of the year..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "We're back with our guests, Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get down to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "Well, Kesha, we're going to start at lightweight, where Jessica Pare will make her Asylum return for a bout against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Alison: "Then, we'll move to the weight where we'll spend most of the night, bantam, for the FCBA debut of the lovely Perdita Weeks against 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"
Emily: "We'll stay at bantam for another blonde debut, this time Beth Behrs. And, she'll be facing off against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "It's more bantam action next, as Meaghan Rath returns to Philly to battle Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
Emily: "We'll move back to lightweight next, for the Asylum return of AJ Cook against 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"
Alison: "And, we'll return to bantam to wrap up the card with the Asylum return of Tristin Mays against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets won't last!"
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly or join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Cassie Scerbo, and Tess Valmore for 'The Eye At The Asylum III: Season of the Witch' on HBO!"
With that, the closing music and credits roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their microphones potted down. The reporters, meanwhile, turn around to face the desk, where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Tess: "Oh, I can't WAIT to do this card...and listen to Mac talk about all these girls without FCBA wins..."
Reporter: "This is why you make the big bucks!"
Tess (smiling): "That's a valid point..."
Reporter: "We've talked about this being an evaluation year, and I see several fights that could be big ones. Obviously, Swan against Cook is one..."
Tess: "And, Reinhart's coming off a tough loss..."
Man In The Hat: "Every fight is important every year. This year, maybe a few are even more important. And, you know what ELSE is important? That you NOT be late when Chef is breaking out the grill for the first steaks of the year..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"