Post by Tractorpull on Apr 2, 2019 14:26:58 GMT -6
Tractorpull Headquarters
Tractorpull Complex
Nashville, Tn CDT 2:27 PM, GMT-6
Tess walks into Fred’s office: “You wanted to see me”
Fred: “Yes. I’m curious how you survive in Philly"
Tess: “Why?”
Fred: “Well sports wise the town can be tough. The fans booed Harper in his second at bat as a member of the Phillies. One pundit said “Only Philly would boo Santa Claus” My impression is that you are not overly popular there”
Tess; “I guess I have ruffled a few feathers. It goes with the territory”
Fred: “I happen to know that your relationship with about half of Front Street is not what you would term friendly”
Tess: “There are some that I don’t mix with. I steer clear of Stewart, Perry and some others. You might say the relationship is on the cool side."
Fred: Do you have any friends outside of your betrothed, Smackey?
Tess: “Of course. You know that Cassandra Lynn is my BFF”
Fred: “So that makes one”
Tess: “Well there is Neve and the GOAT who are very good friends”
Fred: "Wow! That makes three"
Tess: You forget the Wiz who has been extremely good to me, and Beth seems to like me as does the chef at the Manor”
Fred: “It won’t take a big room for you to hold a party”
Tess: There is Big Pauley who really watches my back. I understand that if someone says something mean about me, they wake up the next morning with a map stuck to their front door with a knife. The map is a map of the Jersey Pine Barrens with an x on the map and the words, “Reserved for you if you repeat your words about Ms Valmore”
Fred: “Doesn’t that get you in trouble with the authorities?”
Tess: “No the Police know it’s his organization who did it and they also know has never planted anyone, so they just shrug it off. It’s Philly”
Fred: “You really need to make more friends, You can’t have enough contacts. Remind me, why did I hire you?”
Tess: “You liked my legs?”
Fred: “You think? Get out of here and do something useful"
Tess: “Color me gone’
Tractorpull Complex
Nashville, Tn CDT 2:27 PM, GMT-6
Tess walks into Fred’s office: “You wanted to see me”
Fred: “Yes. I’m curious how you survive in Philly"
Tess: “Why?”
Fred: “Well sports wise the town can be tough. The fans booed Harper in his second at bat as a member of the Phillies. One pundit said “Only Philly would boo Santa Claus” My impression is that you are not overly popular there”
Tess; “I guess I have ruffled a few feathers. It goes with the territory”
Fred: “I happen to know that your relationship with about half of Front Street is not what you would term friendly”
Tess: “There are some that I don’t mix with. I steer clear of Stewart, Perry and some others. You might say the relationship is on the cool side."
Fred: Do you have any friends outside of your betrothed, Smackey?
Tess: “Of course. You know that Cassandra Lynn is my BFF”
Fred: “So that makes one”
Tess: “Well there is Neve and the GOAT who are very good friends”
Fred: "Wow! That makes three"
Tess: You forget the Wiz who has been extremely good to me, and Beth seems to like me as does the chef at the Manor”
Fred: “It won’t take a big room for you to hold a party”
Tess: There is Big Pauley who really watches my back. I understand that if someone says something mean about me, they wake up the next morning with a map stuck to their front door with a knife. The map is a map of the Jersey Pine Barrens with an x on the map and the words, “Reserved for you if you repeat your words about Ms Valmore”
Fred: “Doesn’t that get you in trouble with the authorities?”
Tess: “No the Police know it’s his organization who did it and they also know has never planted anyone, so they just shrug it off. It’s Philly”
Fred: “You really need to make more friends, You can’t have enough contacts. Remind me, why did I hire you?”
Tess: “You liked my legs?”
Fred: “You think? Get out of here and do something useful"
Tess: “Color me gone’