Post by Boxing World Online on Mar 19, 2019 14:29:47 GMT -6
Our reporter sits in The Great Room at The Manor watching basketball and sipping cold beverages with Poindexter Del Crunchy and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, Damaris Lewis, huh?"
Pointy (laughing): "And, here's Wizardo thinking about doing away with his welters! Why, he can pick welter talent with the best of 'em! Brings Lewis in to Asylum and, next thing you know, she's beating a former champion two out of three and sending her back to the UK!"
Man In The Hat: "Lewis has a TON of physicals. She can fight at both big girl weights."
Reporter: "And, apparently, he can pick LIGHTWEIGHT talent, too, because, Raven Lyn just got managed. Two of the six from the January card are sitting in stables by March."
Man In The Hat: "Well, you know, what can I say? They know TALENT when they see it at Beever's Babes. But. You're ignorin' the big story here...how J-Mac has gotten the FCBA in trouble with 'The Authoritahs'..."
Reporter (laughing): "That, she has..."
Man In The Hat: "I always knew that, at SOME point, some highly-placed official was going to have to ORDER McCarthy to keep her clothes on..."
Pointy: "Oh, you ARE enjoying this, aren't you, Wizardo???"
Man In The Hat: "Fines and suspensions! We need fines and suspensions to be handed down!"
Reporter: "OK. MY turn to say it. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "So, Damaris Lewis, huh?"
Pointy (laughing): "And, here's Wizardo thinking about doing away with his welters! Why, he can pick welter talent with the best of 'em! Brings Lewis in to Asylum and, next thing you know, she's beating a former champion two out of three and sending her back to the UK!"
Man In The Hat: "Lewis has a TON of physicals. She can fight at both big girl weights."
Reporter: "And, apparently, he can pick LIGHTWEIGHT talent, too, because, Raven Lyn just got managed. Two of the six from the January card are sitting in stables by March."
Man In The Hat: "Well, you know, what can I say? They know TALENT when they see it at Beever's Babes. But. You're ignorin' the big story here...how J-Mac has gotten the FCBA in trouble with 'The Authoritahs'..."
Reporter (laughing): "That, she has..."
Man In The Hat: "I always knew that, at SOME point, some highly-placed official was going to have to ORDER McCarthy to keep her clothes on..."
Pointy: "Oh, you ARE enjoying this, aren't you, Wizardo???"
Man In The Hat: "Fines and suspensions! We need fines and suspensions to be handed down!"
Reporter: "OK. MY turn to say it. Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
