Post by Boxing World Online on Mar 7, 2019 20:14:08 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office with their backs to the desk. On the big screen on the back wall, "The FCBA Today With Big K" is coming back from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests, Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "Well, we'll get started at flyweight, where Britt Robertson returns to the Asylum for a date with 'The Marin County Marauder', Jane Levy!"
Alison: "Next up, we'll see a pair of girls who can fight either light or welter, with Christina Ochoa making her FCBA debut against 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Emily: "Then, it's off to bantam we go for the Asylum return of AJ Michalka against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows, as Meg Donnelly returns to Asylum to battle Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Emily: "We'll see lightweight action next, as the gorgeous Jaina Lee Ortiz makes her FCBA debut against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Alison: "And, we'll wrap up at welterweight, with Chimera's Sofia Vergara returning to Philly for a match up with 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets won't last long."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air. So, get yours now and join us in Philly or join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo on HBO for 'The Eye At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo'!"
With that the closing credits and music begin to roll and the ladies laugh and talk behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn to face the desk, where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter: "All four weights plus a sort-of catchweight fight..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Advantages of having a big stable. We've got girls of all shapes and sizes."
Tess: "And, the question IS, will that continue into next year..."
Man In The Hat: "We shall see."
Reporter: "I know you're high on Donnelly..."
Man In The Hat: "Sure am. If I had an opening at flyweight, she'd be one of about three girls I'd consider for it."
Tess: "And, speaking of openings, the first two fights here feature girls coming off tough losses. How big are these fights for Levy and Hill?"
Man In The Hat: "Well. Obviously, Jane doesn't want to drop a second-straight fight after Shipka. As for Taylor, well. Several questions there, and, again, none will be answered in the positive with a second-straight loss. So, yes, big fights. But. As I always say, they're ALL big in the FCBA. Oh. And, do you know what ELSE is big? The prime ribs that Chef is making tonight..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "And, we're back with our guests, Emily Osment and Alison Brie, and, ladies, it's time to get to it. Let's talk about this month's Asylum card!"
Emily: "Well, we'll get started at flyweight, where Britt Robertson returns to the Asylum for a date with 'The Marin County Marauder', Jane Levy!"
Alison: "Next up, we'll see a pair of girls who can fight either light or welter, with Christina Ochoa making her FCBA debut against 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Emily: "Then, it's off to bantam we go for the Asylum return of AJ Michalka against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Alison: "More flyweight action follows, as Meg Donnelly returns to Asylum to battle Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Emily: "We'll see lightweight action next, as the gorgeous Jaina Lee Ortiz makes her FCBA debut against 'The Santa Barbara Slugger', Katy Perry!"
Alison: "And, we'll wrap up at welterweight, with Chimera's Sofia Vergara returning to Philly for a match up with 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
Kesha: "That sounds like a heck of a card!"
Emily: "It will be, and tickets won't last long."
Alison: "They'll be on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air. So, get yours now and join us in Philly or join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Tess Valmore, and Cassie Scerbo on HBO for 'The Eye At The Asylum II: Electric Boogaloo'!"
With that the closing credits and music begin to roll and the ladies laugh and talk behind them with their mics potted down. The reporters turn to face the desk, where the Man In The Hat sits smiling.
Reporter: "All four weights plus a sort-of catchweight fight..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Advantages of having a big stable. We've got girls of all shapes and sizes."
Tess: "And, the question IS, will that continue into next year..."
Man In The Hat: "We shall see."
Reporter: "I know you're high on Donnelly..."
Man In The Hat: "Sure am. If I had an opening at flyweight, she'd be one of about three girls I'd consider for it."
Tess: "And, speaking of openings, the first two fights here feature girls coming off tough losses. How big are these fights for Levy and Hill?"
Man In The Hat: "Well. Obviously, Jane doesn't want to drop a second-straight fight after Shipka. As for Taylor, well. Several questions there, and, again, none will be answered in the positive with a second-straight loss. So, yes, big fights. But. As I always say, they're ALL big in the FCBA. Oh. And, do you know what ELSE is big? The prime ribs that Chef is making tonight..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"