Doll Ball, Asylum, PPV, and Fly Future
Feb 3, 2019 9:47:34 GMT -6
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Post by Boxing World Online on Feb 3, 2019 9:47:34 GMT -6
Our reporter sits watching the Super Bowl pregame with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Beth Harnois, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, what about that Doll Ball, guys? Good fights on there..."
Beth: "I was sorry to see Avril lose. Nothing against Lowndes, but, obviously, we want to see Avril succeed."
Man In The Hat: "On the OTHER hand, Emma Roberts beating Collins was just LOVELY. I haven't forgotten about Collins. No. I have not. And, obviously, we love Emma, so, doubly satisfying."
Reporter: "Do you ever wish you'd given Roberts a chance on the active roster?"
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "That was never really a consideration. The agreement we had with Emma was that she'd work the front office and showcase herself for possible signing by another stable. Same deal as what we did with Anna Kendrick. I had a full roster here, and she knew that. We knew she'd sign somewhere, and I suspected she'd succeed, too. Of course, the Doll House has done a fantastic job with her, so she's shot to the top faster than even WE expected....THERE she is!"
At that moment, Tess Valmore walks through the door smiling.
Tess: "Well, the cheese platters are here, thanks to Chef..."
Pointy: "You didn't have to go GET them. I'm sure Wizardo could have had someone bring them over..."
Tess (smiling): "Oh, I LOVE driving Cassie's golf cart through the tunnels. It's FUN!"
Cassie: "And, Tess is the only one I trust to drive it. Because, she knows well what happens if there's ONE small scratch on it..."
Reporter: "Back to your flyweights. If you had Roberts and Kendrick here, would you be considering getting out of the division?"
Man In The Hat (shrugging): "No way of knowing. Too many variables. I mean, Kendrick won the title. If she'd done that here, maybe the story would be different..."
Tess: "That Levy loss hasn't tipped the scales, has it?"
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "ONE fight doesn't tip the scales. It was a tough result for Janey, sure, but we know what she can do. And, Shipka might just be a girl like Mendes, somebody with a big future in the FCBA. It's not about ONE fight, it's about nine years of fights. Our ninth anniversary is Tuesday. Nine years. And ZERO flyweight titles. And, I won't go through the fighters we've run through the division, because you all know the list. It's about nine years. Not one fight. And every one of those fights factors in. We have a lot of decisions to make this year. And, the future of flyweight in this stable is one of them."
Cassie: "Give those four girls time. You saw what Winter can do. McCurdy's held a title. Levy's won fight after fight. Stewart beat Hudgens. Give them time..."
Man In The Hat: "We're gonna do that. That's what 2019 is gonna be about. Finding out. We've got a bunch of big fights coming up on pay-per-view, and we have Stewart/Watson coming up as well. Everybody's gonna get their chances to show me. We're gonna find out. Just like we are in today's game. Now. Let's get back to the pregame..."
Reporter: "So, what about that Doll Ball, guys? Good fights on there..."
Beth: "I was sorry to see Avril lose. Nothing against Lowndes, but, obviously, we want to see Avril succeed."
Man In The Hat: "On the OTHER hand, Emma Roberts beating Collins was just LOVELY. I haven't forgotten about Collins. No. I have not. And, obviously, we love Emma, so, doubly satisfying."
Reporter: "Do you ever wish you'd given Roberts a chance on the active roster?"
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "That was never really a consideration. The agreement we had with Emma was that she'd work the front office and showcase herself for possible signing by another stable. Same deal as what we did with Anna Kendrick. I had a full roster here, and she knew that. We knew she'd sign somewhere, and I suspected she'd succeed, too. Of course, the Doll House has done a fantastic job with her, so she's shot to the top faster than even WE expected....THERE she is!"
At that moment, Tess Valmore walks through the door smiling.
Tess: "Well, the cheese platters are here, thanks to Chef..."
Pointy: "You didn't have to go GET them. I'm sure Wizardo could have had someone bring them over..."
Tess (smiling): "Oh, I LOVE driving Cassie's golf cart through the tunnels. It's FUN!"
Cassie: "And, Tess is the only one I trust to drive it. Because, she knows well what happens if there's ONE small scratch on it..."
Reporter: "Back to your flyweights. If you had Roberts and Kendrick here, would you be considering getting out of the division?"
Man In The Hat (shrugging): "No way of knowing. Too many variables. I mean, Kendrick won the title. If she'd done that here, maybe the story would be different..."
Tess: "That Levy loss hasn't tipped the scales, has it?"
Man In The Hat (shaking his head): "ONE fight doesn't tip the scales. It was a tough result for Janey, sure, but we know what she can do. And, Shipka might just be a girl like Mendes, somebody with a big future in the FCBA. It's not about ONE fight, it's about nine years of fights. Our ninth anniversary is Tuesday. Nine years. And ZERO flyweight titles. And, I won't go through the fighters we've run through the division, because you all know the list. It's about nine years. Not one fight. And every one of those fights factors in. We have a lot of decisions to make this year. And, the future of flyweight in this stable is one of them."
Cassie: "Give those four girls time. You saw what Winter can do. McCurdy's held a title. Levy's won fight after fight. Stewart beat Hudgens. Give them time..."
Man In The Hat: "We're gonna do that. That's what 2019 is gonna be about. Finding out. We've got a bunch of big fights coming up on pay-per-view, and we have Stewart/Watson coming up as well. Everybody's gonna get their chances to show me. We're gonna find out. Just like we are in today's game. Now. Let's get back to the pregame..."