Post by Boxing World Online on Jan 27, 2019 10:51:11 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching basketball at Bazz with Neve Campbell, Poindexter Del Crunchy, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "Well, Wiz, heck of a pay-per-view. Anything stand out?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, Watson continued to look good..."
Pointy: "Big challenge for K-Stew. No doubt."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. And now would be a VERY good time for Kristen to show she can win big fights. Hayden, of course, was awesome. Av will be fine, but Hayd is always a tough out, always. Bush may be makin' a push for another bantamweight title shot...
Tess: "Chopra might, too, and if Scodelario hadn't just had the belts, she'd have an argument."
Neve: "A THIN one off a win over J-Mac..."
Tess (laughing): "Not just J-Mac. She's beaten Wilde, Bellisario, and Mitchell since she lost the belts."
Man In The Hat: "My girl Minka was solid and Claire Holt got a big win."
Pointy: "Lind couldn't handle Danes...and paid for it."
Man In The Hat (shrugging): "Well, Claire is Claire..."
Neve: "And, Claire never pulled that crap with US, because I would have whipped her skinny a** right in the middle of the ring..."
Man In The Hat: "Lind's gonna be a girl I regret, I guarantee you. She's gonna be champion, and I'm gonna regret not signing her. But. The roster was full."
Tess: "Speaking of girls you like but didn't sign, big win for DiDonato..."
Man In The Hat: "Won't be her last. Kid's got the goods. Again, full roster, but, if we'd had an opening, she'd have filled it."
Reporter: "Big wins for Lawrence and Krsmanovic..."
Pointy: "ANOTHER girl Wizardo regrets. Big Bo..."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. If she's back on track, and she might be, she can beat anybody in the division."
Tess: "Kerr was impressive."
Man In The Hat: "She may yet become the first BBU champ to grab the gold in the FCBA."
Tess: "And, that superfight between Winstead and Righetti..."
Man In The Hat: "Arguably the best two fighters in the FCBA. You could also argue for Jenner and Upton, and that fight was great, too, as was Fox/Williams."
Reporter: "Let's talk the NEXT pay-per-view. Swan/Rohrbach..."
Man In The Hat: "Again, this is an evaluation year. So, every time a girl gets a shot on PPV, she has a chance to show me she can win big fights."
Tess: "Prinsloo and Hill is interesting because you've said Taylor is concentrating at light..."
Man In The Hat: "She IS. But. Fates Boxing is a great group. They have a very interesting roster, and we're pleased they have an interest in fighting us. And, it's a good fight for Taylor. So, we made the fight and we're pleased to have the opportunity."
Reporter: "But, NOT the opportunity for a Ferguson/McKinney JMDD title fight..."
Man In The Hat: "As I've said, we're not pushing for or accepting title fights at this point. That may continue until summer. It may continue all year. I haven't decided. But. There's no point in doing what we did last year, getting a bunch of shots and losing five out of six. We have to do better. We have to BE better. And, until I feel good about where we are and who we are, we need to stay on the sidelines."
Neve: "We're fine. I keep telling you that. We're fine. These girls will win their share of big fights."
Man In The Hat: "I hope you're right. But. My confidence level when it comes to beating elite fighters at the top and bottom, girls like Williams, Fox, Hudgens, Cole, Watson, Hayden on one end, Righetti, Tahnee, Ferguson, Upton, Rhoda on the other...not very high. Not very high at all. Now, let's watch some ball, shall we?"
Reporter: "Well, Wiz, heck of a pay-per-view. Anything stand out?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, Watson continued to look good..."
Pointy: "Big challenge for K-Stew. No doubt."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. And now would be a VERY good time for Kristen to show she can win big fights. Hayden, of course, was awesome. Av will be fine, but Hayd is always a tough out, always. Bush may be makin' a push for another bantamweight title shot...
Tess: "Chopra might, too, and if Scodelario hadn't just had the belts, she'd have an argument."
Neve: "A THIN one off a win over J-Mac..."
Tess (laughing): "Not just J-Mac. She's beaten Wilde, Bellisario, and Mitchell since she lost the belts."
Man In The Hat: "My girl Minka was solid and Claire Holt got a big win."
Pointy: "Lind couldn't handle Danes...and paid for it."
Man In The Hat (shrugging): "Well, Claire is Claire..."
Neve: "And, Claire never pulled that crap with US, because I would have whipped her skinny a** right in the middle of the ring..."
Man In The Hat: "Lind's gonna be a girl I regret, I guarantee you. She's gonna be champion, and I'm gonna regret not signing her. But. The roster was full."
Tess: "Speaking of girls you like but didn't sign, big win for DiDonato..."
Man In The Hat: "Won't be her last. Kid's got the goods. Again, full roster, but, if we'd had an opening, she'd have filled it."
Reporter: "Big wins for Lawrence and Krsmanovic..."
Pointy: "ANOTHER girl Wizardo regrets. Big Bo..."
Man In The Hat: "No doubt. If she's back on track, and she might be, she can beat anybody in the division."
Tess: "Kerr was impressive."
Man In The Hat: "She may yet become the first BBU champ to grab the gold in the FCBA."
Tess: "And, that superfight between Winstead and Righetti..."
Man In The Hat: "Arguably the best two fighters in the FCBA. You could also argue for Jenner and Upton, and that fight was great, too, as was Fox/Williams."
Reporter: "Let's talk the NEXT pay-per-view. Swan/Rohrbach..."
Man In The Hat: "Again, this is an evaluation year. So, every time a girl gets a shot on PPV, she has a chance to show me she can win big fights."
Tess: "Prinsloo and Hill is interesting because you've said Taylor is concentrating at light..."
Man In The Hat: "She IS. But. Fates Boxing is a great group. They have a very interesting roster, and we're pleased they have an interest in fighting us. And, it's a good fight for Taylor. So, we made the fight and we're pleased to have the opportunity."
Reporter: "But, NOT the opportunity for a Ferguson/McKinney JMDD title fight..."
Man In The Hat: "As I've said, we're not pushing for or accepting title fights at this point. That may continue until summer. It may continue all year. I haven't decided. But. There's no point in doing what we did last year, getting a bunch of shots and losing five out of six. We have to do better. We have to BE better. And, until I feel good about where we are and who we are, we need to stay on the sidelines."
Neve: "We're fine. I keep telling you that. We're fine. These girls will win their share of big fights."
Man In The Hat: "I hope you're right. But. My confidence level when it comes to beating elite fighters at the top and bottom, girls like Williams, Fox, Hudgens, Cole, Watson, Hayden on one end, Righetti, Tahnee, Ferguson, Upton, Rhoda on the other...not very high. Not very high at all. Now, let's watch some ball, shall we?"