Post by Boxing World Online on Jan 24, 2019 13:20:16 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street.
Reporter: "Is it going to feel funny not being on the pay-per-view tomorrow, Wiz?"
Man In The Hat: "Not really. We've missed pay-per-views before. We don't miss many, of course, but, three or four over the years, so, it won't be like it's never happened before. Obviously, we prefer to be on, since it's the biggest FCBA stage, but, this month, for obvious reasons, it couldn't happen."
Reporter: "Did you see this month's posters?"
Man In The Hat: "Yeah, and they made me wish we were ON the thing. Those are brilliant, and they're brilliant every single month."
Tess: "The good news is, since you don't have a 'dog in the fight' tomorrow, you can relax and enjoy the event."
Man In The Hat: "You know me too well, Tess. That's exactly how I'm looking at this. It will be a rare chance to take in the PPV mostly as a fan, instead of a manager. I suspect things will be different in February. And, speaking of my role as a manager...do you NEED one?"
Tess (smile): "No. I'm not coming into the FCBA. Because, the 'C' stands for celebrity. I know what that is, and I'm NOT one."
Man In The Hat: "Well, I have one piece of advice for you, no matter where you go with this boxing thing. Do NOT get into a fight with Neve..."
Tess (shaking her head): "We're too good of friends to ever actually fight..."
Man In The Hat: "Good. Because, in a street fight, I'd take her over three quarters of Pauley's guys. And, you know what ELSE you can't beat? Chef's roast chicken..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Reporter: "Is it going to feel funny not being on the pay-per-view tomorrow, Wiz?"
Man In The Hat: "Not really. We've missed pay-per-views before. We don't miss many, of course, but, three or four over the years, so, it won't be like it's never happened before. Obviously, we prefer to be on, since it's the biggest FCBA stage, but, this month, for obvious reasons, it couldn't happen."
Reporter: "Did you see this month's posters?"
Man In The Hat: "Yeah, and they made me wish we were ON the thing. Those are brilliant, and they're brilliant every single month."
Tess: "The good news is, since you don't have a 'dog in the fight' tomorrow, you can relax and enjoy the event."
Man In The Hat: "You know me too well, Tess. That's exactly how I'm looking at this. It will be a rare chance to take in the PPV mostly as a fan, instead of a manager. I suspect things will be different in February. And, speaking of my role as a manager...do you NEED one?"
Tess (smile): "No. I'm not coming into the FCBA. Because, the 'C' stands for celebrity. I know what that is, and I'm NOT one."
Man In The Hat: "Well, I have one piece of advice for you, no matter where you go with this boxing thing. Do NOT get into a fight with Neve..."
Tess (shaking her head): "We're too good of friends to ever actually fight..."
Man In The Hat: "Good. Because, in a street fight, I'd take her over three quarters of Pauley's guys. And, you know what ELSE you can't beat? Chef's roast chicken..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"