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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 19, 2018 7:07:06 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:(On her social media accounts, a video for her fans and her enemies)Hmm what should I wish for this Christmas, well I want new dresses of course and I'd love the FCBA lightweight title around my toned waist, but I have bigger goals in my mind for 2019. I know! I'll write a wish list of opponents for next year, 10 cowards and bytches I want to add to my legacy as the future legend that will eclipse the dinosaurs of the league. (Writes up the list and checks it twice, before holding it to the camera)Dear Santa, please give these 10 bytches the courage to lace up a set of boxing gloves and fight me over the next year, I'll happily give each a present of a nice snooze at my feet. 1.Amanda Righetti 2. Kate Upton 3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 4. Yvonne Strahovski 5. Katy Perry 6. Brooklyn Decker 7. Odette Yustman 8. Kira Korasin 9. Emily Van Camp 10. Charlize Theron Hmm maybe add Taylor Swift to my list if she can ever show she actually belongs in a ring with me, though I've owned her three times already. Thank you Santa from your biggest fans. Kendall Jenner xxx (Putting the note down so she can talk to the camera)See girls I am not just after being the best in my division, I climbed that mountain once and I promise I will do so again, mark my words on that one! When I entered the FCBA; I swore I'd become the best around here, a Hall of Famer and the greatest to have ever stood in that ring, I know that journey is going to be long and hard, but by the end of next year, you will all know that I am the best pound for pound in the FCBA and you simply don't measure up to me. Whose gonna take my generous offers for an ass kicking off me then?
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Post by marywinstead on Dec 19, 2018 10:17:06 GMT -6
Well, Kendall it looks to me from your photo you are auditioning for next year's Santa-Kini Bout with yours truly. I will most certainly keep you in mind. Maybe we can fight earlier in the year, but we will have to see.BTW I approve of your list. I could see myself fighting most of them myself. (Though I will admit "Big Red" Righetti would be a really tough opponent to beat, but, hey, I love a challenge so who knows what might happen in 2019).  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
YOUR UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
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Post by Tractorpull on Dec 19, 2018 12:40:34 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
Well Kendall I have been impressed with your career so far, but I was very disappointed in the terms you used to describe your desired opponents. Seems you have been hanging around couple of the members of the Dollhouse
Your wish list was impressive until you get to number 8. Kosarin and Van Camp are bantams. As to number Ten, you have already fought her although you waited until she was five years past her prime. Not only that, but 20 years older and smaller. I can tell you right now. you may make the Hall Of Fame, but you will never, ever become the greatest. That will always belong to Theron, so you can stop with your delusional dreams Let’s see, you have won one title and have had around 40 fights. When you have had another 340 fights and won another 210 more and won 29 more titles in four weight divisions, come talk to me Until that time you are just showing a total lack of reality
By the way, do you even remember what happened in your last bout. Let me refresh that memory. Winstead flattened you.
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 19, 2018 13:03:31 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:
OK first I might as well reply to Tess first, for the record I do respect the majority of the people on the list, so a little of how I phrased my video was to sell the fights, people don't come to watch me cuddle everyone I fight, they want drama of two women really wanting to batter the other when that bell rings.
Second when it comes to Kira, she has fought lightweights and I believe she will become a legend alongside myself in this new breed, so if she is willing to look beyond just being a bantamweight, then I am offering her a test with me.
Emily VanCamp has been fighting lightweight the past few months and is ranked in my weight division last I checked.
Now to Charlize! I respect her the most of anyone on that list and she gave me a hell of a fight the first time around, so I want to give her the chance to see if me beating her was a fluke or if the GOAT still has it, I'm sure Charlize believes she can do it.
I know becoming the GOAT is nigh on impossible, I don't claim it won't but I'm only 23, in a decade I might have over 100 fights with quality opposition, with multiple titles, though I don't plan on giving up titles after one defence.
The other fact is on those titles, I can only fight for one belt, maybe 2 if I moved to welterweight for a stretch, so this isn't an era where I can win a Reebok, Adidas, Nike or whatever other belts there were a decade ago, I don't see many women winning double digits belts in this day and age, so don't throw belts at me as facts of brilliance now.
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 19, 2018 13:10:52 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:Now to you Mary; me and you have an interesting history that Tess seems to have forgotten, yes you beat me to hold the lightweight title you hold now, but I did defend it when I held it against you before that remember. Hell it was a Santa-kini bout, maybe the most fun I have had in the ring with you and me showing off the goods, with me beating you at your own game.  Since it might be a while since we tangle with fists again, we both rock a sexy Santa uniform and we both love Christmas, how about we have a little fun before the PPV, me and you in our wares with a pool of egg nog to wrestle in? We can make it a treat for the fans on Christmas Eve to get people excited for our PPV fights on the 28th. I'm Santa's favourite Mary
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Post by Tractorpull on Dec 19, 2018 13:31:25 GMT -6
TESS VALMORE
Concerning titles. How about 16 unified titles, fifteen of which were in the lightweight and welter divisions and one in the middleweights before it was combined with the welters You’re probably right. Not many will hold double digit titles anymore which simply proves my point about Theron The fighters to today re no more better than the ones fifteen years ago. I’m not saying the fighters of today are not as good but I say there is not much difference
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 19, 2018 13:45:07 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:
Look let's agree to disagree on things, we are discussing two different eras, in the same way we do in any sport, like the whole would Ali in his prime beat Tyson, I think so; you might say Tyson would knock out Ali.
Would prime me beat prime Charlize? that's a debate I want people to have in future, that's my goal for my career and legacy, not to just be a fighter who chases titles, they look great on the mantle piece but people coming up to me and asking me stories of how I fought the legendary Amanda Righetti or Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
That's the thing that drives me to be the best around here, I'd like to think you respect that and when I'm done fighting I will try to be a role model for the next group of fighters like Charlize has.
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Post by The Grand Wizard OOC on Dec 19, 2018 15:07:28 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:Look let's agree to disagree on things, we are discussing two different eras, in the same way we do in any sport, like the whole would Ali in his prime beat Tyson, I think so; you might say Tyson would knock out Ali. Would prime me beat prime Charlize? that's a debate I want people to have in future, that's my goal for my career and legacy, not to just be a fighter who chases titles, they look great on the mantle piece but people coming up to me and asking me stories of how I fought the legendary Amanda Righetti or Mary Elizabeth Winstead. That's the thing that drives me to be the best around here, I'd like to think you respect that and when I'm done fighting I will try to be a role model for the next group of fighters like Charlize has. A prime Ali absolutely destroys Tyson. Styles make fights. Take a look at guys Ali fought who fought like Tyson. Liston. And Foreman. Both, by the by, were bigger, stronger, hit harder, and were scarier than Tyson. (Today, lots of people see Foreman as the gentle grandfather he became. 70's George Foreman was the scariest man on the planet, and perhaps the meanest. And, Foreman will tell you that himself.) Ali stopped all three of them. Also, watch the video of Tyson's loss to Buster Douglas, who fought a style similar to Ali's. Ali's jab was a better weapon than Douglas', and Douglas dominated Tyson with his jab. And, if anyone thinks Tyson was going to bully Ali around the ring (which Douglas did not allow), I refer you to Liston and Foreman. Absent a lucky punch, Tyson has no chance against Ali. None. |
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 19, 2018 16:00:33 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:
OK that wasn't exactly my point, but for the record I agree with you on Ali beating Tyson, like you know I already said, I am more interested if your Katy Perry wants a show down?
hell if she doesn't want to do it on a PPV I am willing to come to Philly to punch her lights out in her backyard of the asylum, just give me a call if she is up for giving the fans a fight they want to see.
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Post by Bonzo on Dec 20, 2018 16:11:42 GMT -6
Some news from Amanda Righetti: "Well, Merry Christmas to you, too, Kendall! As you know, I've always taken some fun and adventurous trips back to lightweight in the past, and when I did it was always about meeting the best of the best at light. Ask Yvonne Strahovski about how much fun she had with me in the ring, though. Might make you reconsider your plans a bit. Aren't you a little too skinny? Of course, I'm thrilled to see you list me at #1 of your dream opponents - thanks, dear! Of course, I can't promise you anything right now, but if you're so eager to see a welter show and prove to you what your limits in a boxing ring are, I'm sure something can be arranged to make it happen at some point. How about you start ticking off some easier names from that list first, hon? Oh, there's Mary, too! Of course, I need to congratulate you on all your success at lightweight. I was totally rooting for you in the lightweight tourney...great to see you conquer all these models, kudos! I'm sure you understand that I've got some very important things to achieve at welterweight, including, first and foremost, ripping the title from the hips of a blonde usurper and reconquering my throne, before I can even think about all the fun I could have with the odd catchweight pleasure. Don't think I'm not thinking about you, though! 
Of course, this has reached Kira, too, and she's a little offended by Tess Valmore proclaiming her too small to fight ya, Kendall. Kira doesn't agree with that idea AT ALL, I hear. Don't be surprised when we cannot talk this idea out of her!" |
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Post by Ginny on Dec 20, 2018 16:58:57 GMT -6
Amanda, you can't be "too rich, or too thin" (FYI)
Jennifer Lawrence qualifies!!
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Post by alexisthereal on Dec 20, 2018 17:23:55 GMT -6
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 20, 2018 18:30:23 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:OK first you Righetti, I put you first because I have a lot of respect for you, though I guess we won't be exchanging Christmas cards this year, though I am more then happy to trade fists with you. On the weight; look I am not interested in going up to full welterweight and I know you ain't making lightweight, so as I will show the world by beating your old mate Bridget Regan in a little over a week, I am happy to do 135lbs catchweight fights, are you woman enough to shed a few pounds? Oh and on me being skinny; don't confused a toned physique with being skinny, I have put plenty of women down in my career! I'm happy to wait though for me and you because to be clear, I want the loser between you and Upton first in January, a true super fight to start the year off, if it's you great, if its that blonde bytch Kate then great, honestly I hope you win the title because you are the much lesser of two evils. Oh and tell Kira I am glad she isn't listening to Tess, I like her a lot for the way she stands up to anyone, I like to think we share a lot in common that way, but when we lace up the gloves it won't be friendly by any stretch. This ain't skin and bones, this is muscle
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 20, 2018 18:36:59 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:Now you Alexis! you really don't know why you aren't on the list? just look in the mirror! you are a no named s*** that nobody will pay money to see. This year is about me making a statement, I want the very best and each person on my list brings something to the party, whether it be a legacy or they are an upcoming fighter, in Charlize's case she is the GOAT. You on the other hand are a model that needs to post photos of yourself because nobody will pay you to pose for them, if they do then they ain't anything I care to read. So you stick to posing for perves, I'll keep being the number 1 model in the world and soon the number 1 fighter pound for pound around here! Honey don't compare bikini pics with me, you lose every time
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Post by Taylor Swift on Dec 31, 2018 6:35:07 GMT -6
Oh Kenny Ken, I've been ignoring your childish little games, but you just couldn't stop running your filthy little mouth can you. As I've said numerous times to your thick head, I've nothing against you and already let that episode with your sis slide since, which is why my latest album and tour is so successful, even Katy and I have made up and moved on with our lives. I give it to you that you are a good fighter and won 3 times, which you have to agree they are by no means easy fights, and don't forget the fight we had during one of the after parties, I will release the footage to the public if you continue being a brat. So if you want to make it personal and be a bully, even if I'm not on your pretty list of names, I will continue to knock some sense into you again and again till you learn some manners. Ps. I've sent you a Xmas gift of toothbrush, better brush your teeth real good cos' it stinks Happy Holidays to everyone here!
XOXO
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Post by girlsfriday on Dec 31, 2018 10:47:09 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:I should have known you'd start chirping on, listen Taylor everyone knows that is bullshyt about me and you, we will never be friends again after what all those lies, my family won't be as naive to let a snake like you anywhere near us again. But onto our fights; you've never gotten the job done for a reason honey, quite frankly it is sad that you keep trying to involve your name with mine around here when you have done nothing. In what like half the time you have been here, I have won the lightweight title, you haven't! I have beaten Kate Upton, you haven't! And I'm the one people want to fight, I see no queue to come fight you or watch you fight for that matter. You are not on my level and honey if we fought for the next 20 years, you'll never catch up to me or my accomplishments, so I'd give up honey and stick to getting dumped so you can write crappy songs. This year is all about making history and I start by proving my superiority over Kate Upton by riding that bytch around the FCBA in less then a month, who are you fighting Taylor? God Kylie I'm so sick of that bytch Taylor!
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