Post by Boxing World Online on Nov 8, 2018 6:31:21 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street with their backs turned to the desk watching the big screen on the back wall. On it, "The FCBA Today With Big K" is coming back from its final commercial break.
Kesha: "We're back with our guests Alison Brie and Jamie Lynn Spears, and, once again, nice to have Jamie Lynn back here in Philly, and, ladies, it's about time to talk about our next Asylum card!"
Jamie Lynn: "Well, it's all going to start at bantamweight, where the lovely Halsey will make her Asylum debut against 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"
Alison: "Then, it's up to welterweight, for another Asylum debut, this time Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, who'll battle 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Jamie Lynn: "Lightweight action follows as Jessica Pare returns to steam up Asylum against 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"
Alison: "Then, it's back to bantam for Jordana Brewster's Asylum debut against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Jamie Lynn: "After that, we'll have more lightweight action, as Rosario Dawson returns to Asylum to battle the newest member of Front Street, 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Alison: "And, we'll wrap with more bantamweight action, with Bazz's Shailene Woodley making her Asylum return against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "Sounds like a heck of a card!"
Jamie Lynn: "It will be, and tickets are going to go quickly!"
Alison: "They go on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or, join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Cassie Scerbo, and Tess Valmore on HBO for 'Brunette Ambition At The Asylum'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their microphones potted down. The reporters turn to face the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling."
Reporter: "All your bantams in action this month with Dennings on pay-per-view..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Bantam's traditionally been our best division, and it's back to that now. I really like where we are there."
Tess: "Hill making her debut at light..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Light's been another very strong division for us, and Taylor makes it stronger. She's top shelf, no question, and I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do there."
Reporter: "Utgaard's fight has to be a big one..."
Man In The Hat: "Antje needs wins at this point, no question. We like what we have there. We're out of the welter title picture right now though. So, yeah. Wins are needed."
Tess: "No flyweights this month. And, obviously, a disappointment with Stewart last night..."
Man In The Hat: "I'm not gonna comment on that other than to say this...you do NOT want me to start thinking you can't win big fights. That is the LAST thing you want me to start thinking. One GOOD thing to be thinking about, though, is Chef's coq a vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
Kesha: "We're back with our guests Alison Brie and Jamie Lynn Spears, and, once again, nice to have Jamie Lynn back here in Philly, and, ladies, it's about time to talk about our next Asylum card!"
Jamie Lynn: "Well, it's all going to start at bantamweight, where the lovely Halsey will make her Asylum debut against 'The Ventura County Volcano', Hunter King!"
Alison: "Then, it's up to welterweight, for another Asylum debut, this time Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, who'll battle 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Jamie Lynn: "Lightweight action follows as Jessica Pare returns to steam up Asylum against 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"
Alison: "Then, it's back to bantam for Jordana Brewster's Asylum debut against 'The Next Big Thing', Chloe Bennet!"
Jamie Lynn: "After that, we'll have more lightweight action, as Rosario Dawson returns to Asylum to battle the newest member of Front Street, 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
Alison: "And, we'll wrap with more bantamweight action, with Bazz's Shailene Woodley making her Asylum return against 'Diamond' Lili Reinhart!"
Kesha: "Sounds like a heck of a card!"
Jamie Lynn: "It will be, and tickets are going to go quickly!"
Alison: "They go on sale on the Front Street website as soon as we leave the air, so, get yours now and join us in Philly, or, join Jenny O'Dell, Jenny McCarthy, Cassie Scerbo, and Tess Valmore on HBO for 'Brunette Ambition At The Asylum'!"
With that, the closing music and credits begin to roll and the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their microphones potted down. The reporters turn to face the desk where the Man In The Hat sits smiling."
Reporter: "All your bantams in action this month with Dennings on pay-per-view..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Bantam's traditionally been our best division, and it's back to that now. I really like where we are there."
Tess: "Hill making her debut at light..."
Man In The Hat (nodding): "Light's been another very strong division for us, and Taylor makes it stronger. She's top shelf, no question, and I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do there."
Reporter: "Utgaard's fight has to be a big one..."
Man In The Hat: "Antje needs wins at this point, no question. We like what we have there. We're out of the welter title picture right now though. So, yeah. Wins are needed."
Tess: "No flyweights this month. And, obviously, a disappointment with Stewart last night..."
Man In The Hat: "I'm not gonna comment on that other than to say this...you do NOT want me to start thinking you can't win big fights. That is the LAST thing you want me to start thinking. One GOOD thing to be thinking about, though, is Chef's coq a vin..."
Tess: "Let's GO!"
