Post by Boxing World Online on Nov 2, 2018 14:05:33 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion duck in the back door at Front Street and make their way to the Man In The Hat's office to find him sitting behind his desk with Jamie Lynn Spears and Cassie Scerbo occupying two seats in front of it.
Man In The Hat: "Tess! Come on IN! Get IN here, Rudolph!"
The reporters enter and take seats.
Tess: "Nice to see you back, Jamie Lynn..."
Jamie Lynn (smiling): "Nice to BE back. Had a lot of fun over at Sceej, but it's good to be home."
Reporter: "OK, Wiz, you called us here. What's up?"
Man In The Hat: "We have a little announcement to make. Cassie, go ahead and hit the remote control."
With a smile the blonde flyweight presses a button and the wall to the right of the desk begins to move. Both reporters have seen this before. The wall spins to reveal a desk that's hidden in an alcove when not being used by one Cassandra Lynn Scerbo. But, as Cassie is currently sitting next to them, neither is quite sure what this is about. That is, until, instead of the normal small blonde, they see a tall, beautiful brunette sitting behind the desk.
Reporter: "UNreal..."
Tess: "Seriously?"
Man In The Hat: "Tess. Smackeroo. Let me introduce you to the NEWEST member of Front Street, Ms. Taylor Hill!"
Taylor (smiling): "And, before the reporters ask, I ALSO had a lot of fun over at Sceej...but, I'm really glad to be here at Front Street."
Reporter: "OK. HOW long have you been planning this? And...HOW? You've been saying for WEEKS that you were going to add a TOP talent at welter. How would you KNOW that Taylor would be available???"
Tess: "Please do explain to my betrothed, who's yet to figure this out..."
Cassie: "Allow ME. When Sceej decided to take a break from the FCBA, Uncle Wiz bought Sceej Boxing and sent Jamie Lynn over to run it..."
Reporter: "I KNOW that part..."
Cassie: "Patience, grasshopper. All will soon become clear. Now, when Sceej decided he wanted to RETURN to the FCBA, WHO would he have needed to call to get his stable back?"
Reporter: "Wiz."
Cassie: "Of course. So, Uncle Wiz has known for some time that Sceej would be taking back the stable, as they've been in negotiations about same..."
Reporter: "But, he WOULDN'T know that..."
Cassie: "Follow along, Smackey. Now, Uncle Wiz KNEW that Sceej was going to repurchase the stable. And, he ALSO knew that both sides wanted to close the deal by October 31st so all the financials hit in October, not November. In fact, that was put into the agreement. And, that meant that, effective the end of the day on Hallowe'en, Sceej would have no manager, since Jamie Lynn, as an employee of Front Street, could not have continued managing the stable even for a few days..."
Reporter: "But SCEEJ..."
Cassie: "Is out of the country and couldn't formally take the reigns until he returns and renews his LICENSE..."
Man In The Hat: "In fact, we DISCUSSED that during the negotiations..."
Cassie: "Sceej checked with the FCBA and found that he had to have someone with a manager license in charge of the stable. And, the only person at Sceej with a manager license is..."
Reporter: "Jenny McCarthy..."
Cassie: "Correct. So, Uncle Wiz KNEW that McCarthy would be taking over the stable effective November 1st. And, he ALSO knew that McCarthy absolutely CHAFED at the fact that Jamie Lynn was running HER stable while Uncle Wiz owned it. And, what was the biggest, most important move that Jamie Lynn made while in charge of Sceej Boxing?"
Reporter (shaking his head): "Signing Taylor Hill. So...Wiz figured that, as soon as McCarthy was put in charge, she'd purge all remnants of Jamie Lynn's reign by firing Hill..."
Cassie: "So, he simply waited for it all to happen..."
Taylor: "As soon as I was told by that IDIOT McCarthy that she was releasing me, my phone rang. It was Wiz. He told me a limo was waiting outside. It took me to the airport. Jewel and Neve were waiting there with a contract...and, I could not BELIEVE the numbers in that thing, by the way...they didn't have to try to convince me to sign."
Reporter: "Unreal. This plan is so warped it borders on evil..."
Man In The Hat and Cassie (at the same time): "THANK you!"
Tess: "So, Taylor is your fourteenth member...your new welter..."
Man In The Hat: "ABOUT that. Ms. Hill typically walks around about 128 pounds. Yes, she has the frame to put on some extra weight and work at welter. But. She can easily make light and will do so. We plan to use her like Katy...as a tweener. So, she fills both our fourth welterweight spot AND our fourth lightweight spot. And, before you ask, her first bout for Front Street will take place on the next Asylum."
Reporter: "My head is spinning..."
Taylor: "So is mine. Cassie, where does that alcove lead? I saw a tunnel back there..."
Cassie (grinning): "I'll show you. You have so MUCH to learn, grasshopper!"
Man In The Hat: "Tess! Come on IN! Get IN here, Rudolph!"
The reporters enter and take seats.
Tess: "Nice to see you back, Jamie Lynn..."
Jamie Lynn (smiling): "Nice to BE back. Had a lot of fun over at Sceej, but it's good to be home."
Reporter: "OK, Wiz, you called us here. What's up?"
Man In The Hat: "We have a little announcement to make. Cassie, go ahead and hit the remote control."
With a smile the blonde flyweight presses a button and the wall to the right of the desk begins to move. Both reporters have seen this before. The wall spins to reveal a desk that's hidden in an alcove when not being used by one Cassandra Lynn Scerbo. But, as Cassie is currently sitting next to them, neither is quite sure what this is about. That is, until, instead of the normal small blonde, they see a tall, beautiful brunette sitting behind the desk.
Reporter: "UNreal..."
Tess: "Seriously?"
Man In The Hat: "Tess. Smackeroo. Let me introduce you to the NEWEST member of Front Street, Ms. Taylor Hill!"
Taylor (smiling): "And, before the reporters ask, I ALSO had a lot of fun over at Sceej...but, I'm really glad to be here at Front Street."
Reporter: "OK. HOW long have you been planning this? And...HOW? You've been saying for WEEKS that you were going to add a TOP talent at welter. How would you KNOW that Taylor would be available???"
Tess: "Please do explain to my betrothed, who's yet to figure this out..."
Cassie: "Allow ME. When Sceej decided to take a break from the FCBA, Uncle Wiz bought Sceej Boxing and sent Jamie Lynn over to run it..."
Reporter: "I KNOW that part..."
Cassie: "Patience, grasshopper. All will soon become clear. Now, when Sceej decided he wanted to RETURN to the FCBA, WHO would he have needed to call to get his stable back?"
Reporter: "Wiz."
Cassie: "Of course. So, Uncle Wiz has known for some time that Sceej would be taking back the stable, as they've been in negotiations about same..."
Reporter: "But, he WOULDN'T know that..."
Cassie: "Follow along, Smackey. Now, Uncle Wiz KNEW that Sceej was going to repurchase the stable. And, he ALSO knew that both sides wanted to close the deal by October 31st so all the financials hit in October, not November. In fact, that was put into the agreement. And, that meant that, effective the end of the day on Hallowe'en, Sceej would have no manager, since Jamie Lynn, as an employee of Front Street, could not have continued managing the stable even for a few days..."
Reporter: "But SCEEJ..."
Cassie: "Is out of the country and couldn't formally take the reigns until he returns and renews his LICENSE..."
Man In The Hat: "In fact, we DISCUSSED that during the negotiations..."
Cassie: "Sceej checked with the FCBA and found that he had to have someone with a manager license in charge of the stable. And, the only person at Sceej with a manager license is..."
Reporter: "Jenny McCarthy..."
Cassie: "Correct. So, Uncle Wiz KNEW that McCarthy would be taking over the stable effective November 1st. And, he ALSO knew that McCarthy absolutely CHAFED at the fact that Jamie Lynn was running HER stable while Uncle Wiz owned it. And, what was the biggest, most important move that Jamie Lynn made while in charge of Sceej Boxing?"
Reporter (shaking his head): "Signing Taylor Hill. So...Wiz figured that, as soon as McCarthy was put in charge, she'd purge all remnants of Jamie Lynn's reign by firing Hill..."
Cassie: "So, he simply waited for it all to happen..."
Taylor: "As soon as I was told by that IDIOT McCarthy that she was releasing me, my phone rang. It was Wiz. He told me a limo was waiting outside. It took me to the airport. Jewel and Neve were waiting there with a contract...and, I could not BELIEVE the numbers in that thing, by the way...they didn't have to try to convince me to sign."
Reporter: "Unreal. This plan is so warped it borders on evil..."
Man In The Hat and Cassie (at the same time): "THANK you!"
Tess: "So, Taylor is your fourteenth member...your new welter..."
Man In The Hat: "ABOUT that. Ms. Hill typically walks around about 128 pounds. Yes, she has the frame to put on some extra weight and work at welter. But. She can easily make light and will do so. We plan to use her like Katy...as a tweener. So, she fills both our fourth welterweight spot AND our fourth lightweight spot. And, before you ask, her first bout for Front Street will take place on the next Asylum."
Reporter: "My head is spinning..."
Taylor: "So is mine. Cassie, where does that alcove lead? I saw a tunnel back there..."
Cassie (grinning): "I'll show you. You have so MUCH to learn, grasshopper!"
