Post by Boxing World Online on Oct 7, 2018 8:29:04 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, Beth Harnois, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "The pay-per-view is shaping up to be pretty special..."
Beth: "No doubt about it. It will take some doing, but this one might actually be better than the last one."
Tess: "What do you think about the lightweight tournament, Wiz? Who'll come away with the belts?"
Man In The Hat: "Any of the eight can win the thing. This isn't a situation where you have some 'happy to be there' types. I mean, Winstead, Lima, Cuoco, Jenner, Brook, Rohrbach, Nigri, they've all held titles before. Swift's been a top light for a couple of years and gave Jenner all she wanted in a title fight earlier this year. Nobody's lookin' around at the scenery. They're all in this to win this, and they can all do it. And, frankly, there's no tellin' at this point which of the eight will get that done."
Cassie (grinning): "SPEAKing of the pay-per-view, I notice Stewart's signed to fight Watson, who HAPPENS to be ranked sixth in the world at the moment..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Yes, she is."
Cassie: "Of course, SOME people in this room will still complain about the schedule she fights..."
Tess (smiling): "OR, if she loses, point out that she rarely wins against top competition..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Look. I give you credit for owning it, Tess..."
Pointy: "Speaking of owning things, Cole says a CERTAIN stable owner is 'stupid' for giving Winter October off..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. If Ms. Cole wants to RUN a stable, maybe she ought to BUY one. Because, I've spent QUITE a lot of money on THIS one, thank you very much, and I'll be doing the decision making around here."
Tess: "On another subject, the Doll Ball card was interesting..."
Man In The Hat: "Sure was. Bella Thorne taking out the bantamweight champion. Shows again just how good that kid is..."
Pointy: "Now, THERE is the girl Wizardo would TRADE for if he could!"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "She's something special, no question about it."
Reporter: "And, your girl Av came up big..."
Cassie: "WATCH it..."
Reporter: "I'm not saying anything bad about Selena..."
Man In The Hat: "Av's only problem right now might be Roberts being in front of her. She's proving she can beat good fighters, no question of that..."
Reporter: "And, again, I'm going to wonder if Gomez is going to have a home for long..."
Cassie: "IF GOMEY BECOMES A FREE AGENT..."
Pointy: "Calm DOWN, girl!"
Cassie: "I'm TELLING you that somebody had better DO something about it. THAT is what I'm saying!"
Man In The Hat: "Now, what do I always say about stuff like this, Cassandra Lynn?"
Cassie (sighing): "That we don't worry about things like this until they happen. Because they might NOT happen, and then you've wasted a lot of time."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. So. IF it happens, we will worry about it. OK?"
Cassie: "OK, Uncle Wiz."
Man In The Hat: "Now. Let's watch some ball."
Reporter: "The pay-per-view is shaping up to be pretty special..."
Beth: "No doubt about it. It will take some doing, but this one might actually be better than the last one."
Tess: "What do you think about the lightweight tournament, Wiz? Who'll come away with the belts?"
Man In The Hat: "Any of the eight can win the thing. This isn't a situation where you have some 'happy to be there' types. I mean, Winstead, Lima, Cuoco, Jenner, Brook, Rohrbach, Nigri, they've all held titles before. Swift's been a top light for a couple of years and gave Jenner all she wanted in a title fight earlier this year. Nobody's lookin' around at the scenery. They're all in this to win this, and they can all do it. And, frankly, there's no tellin' at this point which of the eight will get that done."
Cassie (grinning): "SPEAKing of the pay-per-view, I notice Stewart's signed to fight Watson, who HAPPENS to be ranked sixth in the world at the moment..."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "Yes, she is."
Cassie: "Of course, SOME people in this room will still complain about the schedule she fights..."
Tess (smiling): "OR, if she loses, point out that she rarely wins against top competition..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Look. I give you credit for owning it, Tess..."
Pointy: "Speaking of owning things, Cole says a CERTAIN stable owner is 'stupid' for giving Winter October off..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. If Ms. Cole wants to RUN a stable, maybe she ought to BUY one. Because, I've spent QUITE a lot of money on THIS one, thank you very much, and I'll be doing the decision making around here."
Tess: "On another subject, the Doll Ball card was interesting..."
Man In The Hat: "Sure was. Bella Thorne taking out the bantamweight champion. Shows again just how good that kid is..."
Pointy: "Now, THERE is the girl Wizardo would TRADE for if he could!"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "She's something special, no question about it."
Reporter: "And, your girl Av came up big..."
Cassie: "WATCH it..."
Reporter: "I'm not saying anything bad about Selena..."
Man In The Hat: "Av's only problem right now might be Roberts being in front of her. She's proving she can beat good fighters, no question of that..."
Reporter: "And, again, I'm going to wonder if Gomez is going to have a home for long..."
Cassie: "IF GOMEY BECOMES A FREE AGENT..."
Pointy: "Calm DOWN, girl!"
Cassie: "I'm TELLING you that somebody had better DO something about it. THAT is what I'm saying!"
Man In The Hat: "Now, what do I always say about stuff like this, Cassandra Lynn?"
Cassie (sighing): "That we don't worry about things like this until they happen. Because they might NOT happen, and then you've wasted a lot of time."
Man In The Hat: "Correct. So. IF it happens, we will worry about it. OK?"
Cassie: "OK, Uncle Wiz."
Man In The Hat: "Now. Let's watch some ball."