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Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 25, 2018 14:47:42 GMT -6
Our reporter sits in The Great Room at Front Street watching baseball and sipping cold beverages with Poindexter Del Crunchy and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So. Wiz...this Punchaholics thing..."
Man In The Hat (grinning): "Now THAT could be fun...depending on exactly what's going to go down. But. From what I've seen, I'm...intrigued."
Pointy: "Wizardo loves the bizarre, as you might recall from his infamous 'Gator Brawl'..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "I remember doin' the announcing on that one. It was fun. Maybe I ought to do some more of that..."
Reporter: "Which...announcing or events like that?"
Man In The Hat: "Maybe both."
Pointy: "Three words. Ice. Station. Zebra."
Man In The Hat: "That'll happen YET. Believe me. That WILL happen. And, I'm thinkin' we might use Elephant Island."
Reporter: "Elephant...neverMIND. Is everything ready for Asylum?"
Man In The Hat: "No question. Going to be one of our best cards EVER with that main event."
Pointy: "Bridget can not WAIT."
Man In The Hat: "Well. We waited too long to get her on a card. I'm sure she's planning on making us PAY for that..."
Pointy (grinning): "That is EXACTLY her plan."
Man In The Hat (sighing): "Let's watch some ball, shall we?"
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Post by Jenny McCarthy on Sept 26, 2018 18:41:27 GMT -6
Correcting the Grand Weirdo is a tough job but someone has to do it! He is badly confused, as usual, however I will endeavor to clarify any confusion! Just to be clear, there is no Elephant Island on the North Pole! There are also no zebras! The continent of the North Pole is too cold for elephants and zebras to live there! There are, however, elephant seals but those animals are more closely related to seals than elephant, of course, and there are no zebra seals.
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Post by Ginny on Sept 27, 2018 6:46:20 GMT -6
...and there are no zebra seals. Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.... "no zebra seals." REALLY!???? But tell me there ARE unicorns, right? They're real... aren't they? These days you just never know if something you see on the Internet is true or not! Next thing we'll probably be told the "breast enhancement" cream I keep get adverts for in my spam folder don't work either! If it's not a legitimate health product, how come it says "7 of 10 JMDD champions use it"? Why can't the Wizard (aka Froggie) just plunk his magic twanger and POOF ... make that stuff magically disappear? He IS a real Wizard...isn't he? What's next?
Have any of "youse guys" ordered the "palm hair depilatory" from China? They claim to have had "very positive lab tests" with it....you haven't, have you? (a co-worker of mine did, but he said it didn't work....so another scam busted!
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