Post by Tractorpull on Sept 10, 2018 20:20:04 GMT -6
The judge has entered to court room and with the formalities over, she informs the prosecutor that she is well familiar with the case
Judge to the defense attorney. “Your comments”
Defense attorney: “Your honor, my clients, Ms Theron and Ms Ryan, are not guilty of anything. They were attempting to break up the brawl and in doing so managed the loss of part of their clothing. I ask that the court dismiss the cases against them”
Judge: “‘I have watched the video several times and it appears to me that they were in fact trying to break up the brawl. Their cases are dismissed and they are free to go”
Defense Attorney: “Thank you your honor”
Three men, all well dressed, walk into the court room and sit down in the back drawing a glare from the judge
Judge to Tess: “Well blondie you seem to be a one woman crime wave.. Let’s see here, ah yes, I see you are charged with Assault, battery, theft of clothes, creating a public disturbance, indecent exposure. You get your underwear from Victoria’s Secret don’t you?’ You are also charged with resisting arrest. public drunkenness and second charge of assault on members of a jail cell with intent to do harm. What do you have to say for yourself?”
Defense atty: “Your honor..”
Judge: “I asked her not you. So what to you have to say. It seems since you are so tall. you seem to think you can go around beating on smaller women”
Tess: "Your honor, I was just minding my own business when this gang of perverts jumped me”
Judge: “You calling the Chimera women perverts?”
Tess: Definitely not Charlize. I guess I have to take the word “perverts” back. We don’t seem to like each other
Judge: Looking to the back of the courtroom: “I see we have Big Paulie in the back. Just what is you interest in this case sir?”
Big Paulie: “ I’m here as a representative of the Wiz. We want to see justice done for Miss Valmore who was the victim of a brutal attack and and only defending herself and her modesty”
Judge: “OK and thank the Wiz for getting me tickets to this years Army/Navy game, I try to never miss one”
Ms McMahon: “Judge, may I speak”
Judge: “Go ahead Stephanie”
McMahon; “Tess Valmore has been at Chimera for ten days and while her attitude was, how I should I say it? Her attitude sucked, but she caused no further disturbance The members of Chimera would like to drop all charges against Ms Valmore”
Judge: “How about the charges for assaulting the women in the drunk tank?”
Big Paulie from the back: “Those women in the drunk tank will not press any charge”
Judge: “You have talked with them?”
Big Paulie: “Yes and as a matter of fact we convinced them to leave town”
Judge: “Ms McMahon and members of Chimera ask that the charges against this blonde nemesis dropped. The hookers in the drunk tank are no longer available according to reliable information. The prosecutor has informed me she has too much to do and does not wish to pursue any criminal charges against Ms Valmore, therefore all charges are dismissed, and Ms Valmore you are free to go. I don’t want to see you here again, got it?”
Tess: Yes, your honor
Tess shakes hands with Stephanie, gives Charlize a hug and heads to the back where Big Paulie is sitting “I am really glad to see you”
Big Paulie; “We’re here to take you home to a small celebration.”
Tess: “No big party?”
Big Paulie: Let’s put it this way. Not everyone is a fan of yours
Judge to the defense attorney. “Your comments”
Defense attorney: “Your honor, my clients, Ms Theron and Ms Ryan, are not guilty of anything. They were attempting to break up the brawl and in doing so managed the loss of part of their clothing. I ask that the court dismiss the cases against them”
Judge: “‘I have watched the video several times and it appears to me that they were in fact trying to break up the brawl. Their cases are dismissed and they are free to go”
Defense Attorney: “Thank you your honor”
Three men, all well dressed, walk into the court room and sit down in the back drawing a glare from the judge
Judge to Tess: “Well blondie you seem to be a one woman crime wave.. Let’s see here, ah yes, I see you are charged with Assault, battery, theft of clothes, creating a public disturbance, indecent exposure. You get your underwear from Victoria’s Secret don’t you?’ You are also charged with resisting arrest. public drunkenness and second charge of assault on members of a jail cell with intent to do harm. What do you have to say for yourself?”
Defense atty: “Your honor..”
Judge: “I asked her not you. So what to you have to say. It seems since you are so tall. you seem to think you can go around beating on smaller women”
Tess: "Your honor, I was just minding my own business when this gang of perverts jumped me”
Judge: “You calling the Chimera women perverts?”
Tess: Definitely not Charlize. I guess I have to take the word “perverts” back. We don’t seem to like each other
Judge: Looking to the back of the courtroom: “I see we have Big Paulie in the back. Just what is you interest in this case sir?”
Big Paulie: “ I’m here as a representative of the Wiz. We want to see justice done for Miss Valmore who was the victim of a brutal attack and and only defending herself and her modesty”
Judge: “OK and thank the Wiz for getting me tickets to this years Army/Navy game, I try to never miss one”
Ms McMahon: “Judge, may I speak”
Judge: “Go ahead Stephanie”
McMahon; “Tess Valmore has been at Chimera for ten days and while her attitude was, how I should I say it? Her attitude sucked, but she caused no further disturbance The members of Chimera would like to drop all charges against Ms Valmore”
Judge: “How about the charges for assaulting the women in the drunk tank?”
Big Paulie from the back: “Those women in the drunk tank will not press any charge”
Judge: “You have talked with them?”
Big Paulie: “Yes and as a matter of fact we convinced them to leave town”
Judge: “Ms McMahon and members of Chimera ask that the charges against this blonde nemesis dropped. The hookers in the drunk tank are no longer available according to reliable information. The prosecutor has informed me she has too much to do and does not wish to pursue any criminal charges against Ms Valmore, therefore all charges are dismissed, and Ms Valmore you are free to go. I don’t want to see you here again, got it?”
Tess: Yes, your honor
Tess shakes hands with Stephanie, gives Charlize a hug and heads to the back where Big Paulie is sitting “I am really glad to see you”
Big Paulie; “We’re here to take you home to a small celebration.”
Tess: “No big party?”
Big Paulie: Let’s put it this way. Not everyone is a fan of yours
