Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 9, 2018 10:51:12 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion sit watching football at Bazz with Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, Poindexter Del Crunchy, Alison Brie, and the Man In The Hat.
Reporter: "So, we've got a new stable, Wiz..."
Alison: "Wiz knew about it weeks ago."
Reporter: "What?"
Man In The Hat: "I may have had some...communication...with management at Fates prior to their opening. I was impressed by their ideas, and I'm impressed by the three girls they signed. DiDonato has been, as you know, on our short list for some time. Prinsloo is a girl who showed plenty of ability before she lost management, and, if anything, Olsen showed even MORE before she ended up a free agent again..."
Tess (smiling): "Hmm. Signing girls who showed a lot of promise but lost their management. Some could call that 'Moneyball' stuff..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Which Front Street was accused of by our former Commissioner. And, maybe we resemble that remark. But. Be that as it may, those are three girls who can win fights. It's an excellent start for a new stable."
Reporter: "Speaking of winning fights, Avril looked plenty good at Doll Ball last night..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. Av might have a little chip on the shoulder being ranked so far below Emma in the last BWO rankings."
Pointy: "And Kosarin/Thorne. That was a fight. I agree with Wizardo. Both of them are going to wear the bantam gold."
Tess: "Let's talk PPV. You said Winter was going to take the month off..."
Man In The Hat: "And, that was the plan..."
Cassie: "But. At flyweight, plans sometimes have to change."
Man In The Hat: "You can't be turning down Hawk. Those are big opportunities for our girls."
Tess (grinning): "Would Winter be at the top of your pecking order if she beats Kreuk?"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "First, we've never beaten Kreuk. Second, we've won exactly TWO big flyweight PPV fights in stable history. I ain't gonna worry over much about what happens if we win a third...UNTIL we do it. Now. Let's watch some ball."
Reporter: "So, we've got a new stable, Wiz..."
Alison: "Wiz knew about it weeks ago."
Reporter: "What?"
Man In The Hat: "I may have had some...communication...with management at Fates prior to their opening. I was impressed by their ideas, and I'm impressed by the three girls they signed. DiDonato has been, as you know, on our short list for some time. Prinsloo is a girl who showed plenty of ability before she lost management, and, if anything, Olsen showed even MORE before she ended up a free agent again..."
Tess (smiling): "Hmm. Signing girls who showed a lot of promise but lost their management. Some could call that 'Moneyball' stuff..."
Man In The Hat (laughing): "Which Front Street was accused of by our former Commissioner. And, maybe we resemble that remark. But. Be that as it may, those are three girls who can win fights. It's an excellent start for a new stable."
Reporter: "Speaking of winning fights, Avril looked plenty good at Doll Ball last night..."
Man In The Hat: "Well. Av might have a little chip on the shoulder being ranked so far below Emma in the last BWO rankings."
Pointy: "And Kosarin/Thorne. That was a fight. I agree with Wizardo. Both of them are going to wear the bantam gold."
Tess: "Let's talk PPV. You said Winter was going to take the month off..."
Man In The Hat: "And, that was the plan..."
Cassie: "But. At flyweight, plans sometimes have to change."
Man In The Hat: "You can't be turning down Hawk. Those are big opportunities for our girls."
Tess (grinning): "Would Winter be at the top of your pecking order if she beats Kreuk?"
Man In The Hat (laughing): "First, we've never beaten Kreuk. Second, we've won exactly TWO big flyweight PPV fights in stable history. I ain't gonna worry over much about what happens if we win a third...UNTIL we do it. Now. Let's watch some ball."