Post by Tractorpull on Sept 5, 2018 14:44:09 GMT -6
Tess is sitting at a table in the great room at the Manor. She is working on her iPad as there is no one else present . Suddenly Smackey burst in.
Smackey: “Why didn’t to text me and let me know you were coming in. I would have picked you up?”
Tess: “I’m sorry. I got a lot going on and I just forgot. You know it’s only a short golf cart ride from Wiz International to the Manor”
Smackey: “I got a bone to pick with you”
Tess: “ What did I do now?
Smackey: “In that hit job on Torv, You suggest her rankings were “home cooking” Are you suggesting that my rankings are influenced by my friendship with the Wiz”
Tess: “You might say that”
Smackey: “My rankings are done by computer”
Tess: “So you say, I got to tell you if they are computer generated, you got programmer who is an idiot” How else could Stewart be ranked a nine in the flyweights?”
Smackey: “So this is all about your thing with Stewart”
Tess: 'I don’t have a thing with Stewart other than she is the most babied fighter in the history of the FCBA”
Smackey: She’s won eight of her last nine.
Tess: Of course she has. Look at her opponents for this year. Song, who had lost ten straight and was four inches shorter. Liu who was 50 years old, hadn’t won a fight since 2013 and was 4 inches shorter. That was followed by Dunst, who had lost five straight with her last win being in 2013 Finally there was Aguilera, another fighter who had lost five straight with her last win being in 2014 and was almost five inches shorter. Oh, yeah, that is a powerful lineup of opponents”
Smackey: So when are your “I believe in competition rankings coming out?”
Tess: “Friday”
Smackey: “So I can come in and tell you how stupid your rankings are”
Tess: ‘Remember, I only do lightweight and welter rankings and I think while you will find a few differences, but nothing dramatic’
Cassie walking in “What’s going on you two. I could hear you down the hall?”
Tess: “Nothing really, we just go off on the wrong foot I didn’t mean to upset you dear?
Smackey: “Is that an apology?”
Tess: “As much of one as you are going to get”
Smackey: “Cassie, Did you know that Tess is planning on a hatchet job on Bazz?”
Cassie: "Is that true Tess?”
Tess: “I’m afraid it is, but you are going to come out spelling like a rose”
Cassie: Well, you got to do what you got to do and I trust you”
Tess. “Smackey, I want to apologize for what I said”
Smackey: “I can’ believe you apologizing, but I graciously accept it”
Tess: As a sign of my love for you, you can take me to dinner”
Smackey: Suckered again but it’s worth it.
Smackey: “Why didn’t to text me and let me know you were coming in. I would have picked you up?”
Tess: “I’m sorry. I got a lot going on and I just forgot. You know it’s only a short golf cart ride from Wiz International to the Manor”
Smackey: “I got a bone to pick with you”
Tess: “ What did I do now?
Smackey: “In that hit job on Torv, You suggest her rankings were “home cooking” Are you suggesting that my rankings are influenced by my friendship with the Wiz”
Tess: “You might say that”
Smackey: “My rankings are done by computer”
Tess: “So you say, I got to tell you if they are computer generated, you got programmer who is an idiot” How else could Stewart be ranked a nine in the flyweights?”
Smackey: “So this is all about your thing with Stewart”
Tess: 'I don’t have a thing with Stewart other than she is the most babied fighter in the history of the FCBA”
Smackey: She’s won eight of her last nine.
Tess: Of course she has. Look at her opponents for this year. Song, who had lost ten straight and was four inches shorter. Liu who was 50 years old, hadn’t won a fight since 2013 and was 4 inches shorter. That was followed by Dunst, who had lost five straight with her last win being in 2013 Finally there was Aguilera, another fighter who had lost five straight with her last win being in 2014 and was almost five inches shorter. Oh, yeah, that is a powerful lineup of opponents”
Smackey: So when are your “I believe in competition rankings coming out?”
Tess: “Friday”
Smackey: “So I can come in and tell you how stupid your rankings are”
Tess: ‘Remember, I only do lightweight and welter rankings and I think while you will find a few differences, but nothing dramatic’
Cassie walking in “What’s going on you two. I could hear you down the hall?”
Tess: “Nothing really, we just go off on the wrong foot I didn’t mean to upset you dear?
Smackey: “Is that an apology?”
Tess: “As much of one as you are going to get”
Smackey: “Cassie, Did you know that Tess is planning on a hatchet job on Bazz?”
Cassie: "Is that true Tess?”
Tess: “I’m afraid it is, but you are going to come out spelling like a rose”
Cassie: Well, you got to do what you got to do and I trust you”
Tess. “Smackey, I want to apologize for what I said”
Smackey: “I can’ believe you apologizing, but I graciously accept it”
Tess: As a sign of my love for you, you can take me to dinner”
Smackey: Suckered again but it’s worth it.