Sophia Bush's Birthday Bash: Sophia Bush vs Rita Ora
Jul 8, 2018 7:36:37 GMT -6
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Sophia Bush vs Rita Ora
Sophia Bush
VS
Rita Ora
Results by Lookout, Writing by Bush&Burton
Pre-fight:
Welcome to the Staple Center, LA, where hometown girl Sophia Bush celebrates her birthday by getting back in the ring, against none other than upcoming powerhouse, Rita Ora!
Rita Ora last fought Bebe Rexha back in January. It has been that long since Ora has had a bout. To be fair, it’s been that long since the struggling Sophia Bush has had win.
“I’ve had more losses than wins since ABC died and Hilarie and I went off adventurously into the wide world of FCBA just the two of us. Things are not going well. I’m not gonna sugar coat it… that’s Hilarie’s job. I’ll just tell you how things are. sh*t. They’re sh*t. I feel old, unloved, unfit. I mean I feel fit during training. I’ve been doing soooo much training. But, every time I’ve been in the ring lately I’ve just been outclassed. It’s f*cking frustrating. So, Hil decided I ought to try to go back to basics. I’m ranked 20th in the whole f*cking world… but I’m not fighting like it. It’s a hard pill to swallow, being told you’re not at the level you think you are. But, I’ve gotta be honest with myself. With my fans… if I have any left. I gotta earn my stripes again, y’know? So… let’s do this… Happy Birthday, Me.”
Soph pounds her gloves together and heads stern-faced into the ring, post-interview. She’s not doing any Birthday celebrating yet, it’s all business.
Then Rita gets the mic. She’s doing a little less self-wallowing.
“You know what Sophia, you’re right. You got old. You got unfit. I’ve seen you lately in the press. You look hot as f*ck. Just… thicker. Maybe, not as fit? Whereas I… well, I have been working out nonstop. And I actually WON my last fight. So you all tell me… who deserves to be in the top 20?”
Well we’re about to find out as the two hellcats glare at each other in centre ring and bop gloves to signal they’re ready.
Round 1:
Bush comes out hungry and snaps the testing jab into Ora face, and Rita doesn’t even care to block. She takes the glove and BLASTS a right straight into Bush’s left jug, getting a loud yelp of pain from the more experienced fighter. Ora follows up with a left hook to the other jug, and as Bush careens to the side, Ora slams a straight right into her face.
Rita Ora is brimming with confidence as Bush staggers away, and she takes chase. However, Bush is no pushover, and still plenty aware enough to block the incoming heavy attempts, and fit enough at this point to sidestep and dodge the rest. Ora has the better of the round, but mostly through the initial exchange, and Bush doesn’t really get off the back foot, doing little to prove Ora wrong so far about her ‘old’ comments.
Round 2:
Sophia Bush looks a little pained, holding her C cup jugs as she rises from her corner stool, but she still looks steely-eyed and determined, as we have come to expect from the former ABC beauty. Rita looks confident after a favourable first round, and she is happy to play things as she did in the opener, letting Bush come at her.
But, Bush is experienced, and Rita has underestimated her older opponent. Sophia blasts in with a right, CRUSHING Rita’s left jug, and instead of hitting back this time she is cringing and covering. And now, Sophia takes the tummy, battering Rita’s abs and driving her back.
Rita is backed into the ropes, trapped, corner yelling at her to get out of there. Sophia mechanically taking tummy, belting abs, working over the sexy songstress until her arms finally get between bruised tummy and Bush gloves. So, Bush bangs a left hook straight through Ora jaw.
Ora staggers towards the corner and Bush follows. Ora desperately jabbing out, bopping Bush chin a few times, slowing her. But, Bush has control and she knows how to use it. Ora showing some heart, getting in some nice jabs, but ultimately it is Bush who takes the round, wearing down Ora and getting some more smarting shots to those firm abs.
“Who’s old now?” Bush huffs at her opponent as she turns and strides back to her corner after the second round, obviously feeling she has much to prove.
Round 3:
Rita Ora has a lot to prove yet also, and she is fighting more like it as we begin the third round, keeping the guard tight, jabbing cleverly and picking her timing, not giving Sophia much, frustrating the more experienced boxerella.
Bush begins on the offensive, but only a few whacks to ribs and tummy get through, Ora’s guard working particularly well up high. And after weathering the storm, Ora starts countering, jabbing into Bush’s beautiful features, contorting them with a groan of frustration, until the opportunity arises and Ora SLAMs a right hook to Bush ribs, getting a louder whine from the raspy veteran.
Ora’s offensive builds as the third round continues, taking more ribs, moving to bouncing jugs, flopping those C cups about as if it’s a JMD bout, then opening Bush for some brutal facial punishment, opening up a cut on her pretty left cheek. By the last 30 seconds it is all Ora rolling over her opponent, Bush offering very little resistance.
Rita winks at Sophia confidently on her way to the corner after round three. “Who’s old? Still you, grandma…”
Round 4:
Bush looks a little nervous as we begin the fourth round, while Ora looks supremely confident. Ora comes in, forceful but sensible, jabbing at Bush head, who manages to tighten the guard a bit better than the previous round. Ora isn’t landing too many damaging shots anymore, and Bush times a few jabs appropriately to find Ora cheek and jaw and keep her guessing. Ora growing a little frustrated, launches a huge haymaker, that Bush just ducks, but the Ora follow-up clinch wisely keeps Bush from countering as these two sexy, sweaty bodies press in tightly against each other. Ora growling, Bush trying to focus, and Bush pushes her opponent away, then THWACKS a lightning quick left across Ora’s right cheek, staggering her. Bush slams some more leather into Ora abs and backs her up, taking advantage all of a sudden.
It isn’t too long before Ora manages to jab back into Bush face and cover those gleaming abs, though some damage has been done. Ora does get a few more shots to Bush body before the bell sounds, but Bush can rest in her corner knowing she got slightly the better of that round and at least slowed the Ora onslaught.
Round 5:
Bush trying to knuckle down and focus, realising Ora more or less has the better of her at this point. The guard looks a little tighter, her eyes sharper. Burton must have had something to say between the fourth and fifth that’s brought the serious determination back. Something about the way she’s moving. Bush looks like last year’s Bush, not this one’s.
Rita comes in full of confidence… and gets HAMMERED square in the jaw with a right from Bush’s hip. Bush not smiling this time, no quips, not even a wink. Bush watching Ora closely as she staggers. Allows Ora to come back in, and then… BAM! Bush leather destroys Ora left eye, almost instantly swelling it up. Ora’s corner and fan contingent shocked, worried. Where the f*ck did this come from?
The tone has changed drastically and the gathered crowd knows it. Bush steely, determined, slamming gloves against Ora abs. Bruising appearing. Ora getting desperate, trying to launch that bouncy jug into the sky again. But, the leather never meets Bush jiggly. The wiley vet’s own right glove careens through Ora jawline with a thwack that can be heard in the cheap seats.
Ora’s eyes cross, then close, and with a brief stumble, she flops off her feet to a light bounce against the cool canvas. Bush standing over her dangerous opponent, watching emotionless, a rare sight from Sophia. Expressionless. As is Ora, who is out like a light, napping, surely dreaming of the previous 4 rounds.
Bush wins, KO 5!
Post-Fight:
Rita Ora groggily coming to as Sophia Bush stands atop her corner turnbuckle and blows kisses to fans. They haven’t seen a win from her in 6 months, and they’re loudly appreciative of the long-awaited occurrence. The crowd erupting into “Happy Birthday”, singing as Hilarie Burton carries out a birthday cake. Bush beaming as she accepts the cake and takes in the loving crowd here in her home-town of LA. She carries the cake over to Rita, who looks a little nervous.
“I might be old, but I’m not done yet. Now, normally I’m pretty gracious about these kinda things, but you really pissed me off. I’m not f*cking around anymore. This league is gonna know I’m back.” Bush smirking finally, getting to have the last word. And she SPLATS the birthday cake straight into Rita’s face!
The crowd erupting again in cheers as Ora sits stunned, face full of cake, unable to react, a spectacle at Bush’s feet. “Now it’s a happy Birthday!” Sophia announces gleefully.
But the celebrations are interrupted as the lights dim and WWE superstar Bayley hops into the ring, finger waving at Sophia. “You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you can humiliate a downed opponent?! You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you FINALLY got a win this year?! You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you’ve officially hit MILF age?!” Bayley scoffs. “Sophia, you aren’t even-“
Suddenly Hilarie Burton steps out of Sophia’s corner, holding another birthday cake, spins Bayley around by the shoulder, and SMACKS the dessert into HER face! Bayley stands there stunned, embarrassed, and Sophia dashes over and BOOTS Bayley in her thick booty, sending her sprawling through the ropes and out of the ring!
“Oh I’m sorry, Bayley, you were saying…?” Sophia leans over the ropes glaring at the intruder. “Nobody interrupts MY Birthday celebrations. You got something to say? How about we have a little discussion in the ring at the next PPV, huh?!” Bayley isn’t responding, still wiping away cake, but Sophia’s confidence seems to be building again, and she’s done taking sh*t from anyone.
“Who would like to see me slug this RUDE b*tch around the ring later this month?!” Soph calls out to the audience, instantly met with loud raucous cheers. She jumps back up on the turnbuckle, arms in the air, addressing the crowd favorably, as they all burst into “Happy Birthday to You” again…
Sophia Bush
VS
Rita Ora
Results by Lookout, Writing by Bush&Burton
Pre-fight:
Welcome to the Staple Center, LA, where hometown girl Sophia Bush celebrates her birthday by getting back in the ring, against none other than upcoming powerhouse, Rita Ora!
Rita Ora last fought Bebe Rexha back in January. It has been that long since Ora has had a bout. To be fair, it’s been that long since the struggling Sophia Bush has had win.
“I’ve had more losses than wins since ABC died and Hilarie and I went off adventurously into the wide world of FCBA just the two of us. Things are not going well. I’m not gonna sugar coat it… that’s Hilarie’s job. I’ll just tell you how things are. sh*t. They’re sh*t. I feel old, unloved, unfit. I mean I feel fit during training. I’ve been doing soooo much training. But, every time I’ve been in the ring lately I’ve just been outclassed. It’s f*cking frustrating. So, Hil decided I ought to try to go back to basics. I’m ranked 20th in the whole f*cking world… but I’m not fighting like it. It’s a hard pill to swallow, being told you’re not at the level you think you are. But, I’ve gotta be honest with myself. With my fans… if I have any left. I gotta earn my stripes again, y’know? So… let’s do this… Happy Birthday, Me.”
Soph pounds her gloves together and heads stern-faced into the ring, post-interview. She’s not doing any Birthday celebrating yet, it’s all business.
Then Rita gets the mic. She’s doing a little less self-wallowing.
“You know what Sophia, you’re right. You got old. You got unfit. I’ve seen you lately in the press. You look hot as f*ck. Just… thicker. Maybe, not as fit? Whereas I… well, I have been working out nonstop. And I actually WON my last fight. So you all tell me… who deserves to be in the top 20?”
Well we’re about to find out as the two hellcats glare at each other in centre ring and bop gloves to signal they’re ready.
Round 1:
Bush comes out hungry and snaps the testing jab into Ora face, and Rita doesn’t even care to block. She takes the glove and BLASTS a right straight into Bush’s left jug, getting a loud yelp of pain from the more experienced fighter. Ora follows up with a left hook to the other jug, and as Bush careens to the side, Ora slams a straight right into her face.
Rita Ora is brimming with confidence as Bush staggers away, and she takes chase. However, Bush is no pushover, and still plenty aware enough to block the incoming heavy attempts, and fit enough at this point to sidestep and dodge the rest. Ora has the better of the round, but mostly through the initial exchange, and Bush doesn’t really get off the back foot, doing little to prove Ora wrong so far about her ‘old’ comments.
Round 2:
Sophia Bush looks a little pained, holding her C cup jugs as she rises from her corner stool, but she still looks steely-eyed and determined, as we have come to expect from the former ABC beauty. Rita looks confident after a favourable first round, and she is happy to play things as she did in the opener, letting Bush come at her.
But, Bush is experienced, and Rita has underestimated her older opponent. Sophia blasts in with a right, CRUSHING Rita’s left jug, and instead of hitting back this time she is cringing and covering. And now, Sophia takes the tummy, battering Rita’s abs and driving her back.
Rita is backed into the ropes, trapped, corner yelling at her to get out of there. Sophia mechanically taking tummy, belting abs, working over the sexy songstress until her arms finally get between bruised tummy and Bush gloves. So, Bush bangs a left hook straight through Ora jaw.
Ora staggers towards the corner and Bush follows. Ora desperately jabbing out, bopping Bush chin a few times, slowing her. But, Bush has control and she knows how to use it. Ora showing some heart, getting in some nice jabs, but ultimately it is Bush who takes the round, wearing down Ora and getting some more smarting shots to those firm abs.
“Who’s old now?” Bush huffs at her opponent as she turns and strides back to her corner after the second round, obviously feeling she has much to prove.
Round 3:
Rita Ora has a lot to prove yet also, and she is fighting more like it as we begin the third round, keeping the guard tight, jabbing cleverly and picking her timing, not giving Sophia much, frustrating the more experienced boxerella.
Bush begins on the offensive, but only a few whacks to ribs and tummy get through, Ora’s guard working particularly well up high. And after weathering the storm, Ora starts countering, jabbing into Bush’s beautiful features, contorting them with a groan of frustration, until the opportunity arises and Ora SLAMs a right hook to Bush ribs, getting a louder whine from the raspy veteran.
Ora’s offensive builds as the third round continues, taking more ribs, moving to bouncing jugs, flopping those C cups about as if it’s a JMD bout, then opening Bush for some brutal facial punishment, opening up a cut on her pretty left cheek. By the last 30 seconds it is all Ora rolling over her opponent, Bush offering very little resistance.
Rita winks at Sophia confidently on her way to the corner after round three. “Who’s old? Still you, grandma…”
Round 4:
Bush looks a little nervous as we begin the fourth round, while Ora looks supremely confident. Ora comes in, forceful but sensible, jabbing at Bush head, who manages to tighten the guard a bit better than the previous round. Ora isn’t landing too many damaging shots anymore, and Bush times a few jabs appropriately to find Ora cheek and jaw and keep her guessing. Ora growing a little frustrated, launches a huge haymaker, that Bush just ducks, but the Ora follow-up clinch wisely keeps Bush from countering as these two sexy, sweaty bodies press in tightly against each other. Ora growling, Bush trying to focus, and Bush pushes her opponent away, then THWACKS a lightning quick left across Ora’s right cheek, staggering her. Bush slams some more leather into Ora abs and backs her up, taking advantage all of a sudden.
It isn’t too long before Ora manages to jab back into Bush face and cover those gleaming abs, though some damage has been done. Ora does get a few more shots to Bush body before the bell sounds, but Bush can rest in her corner knowing she got slightly the better of that round and at least slowed the Ora onslaught.
Round 5:
Bush trying to knuckle down and focus, realising Ora more or less has the better of her at this point. The guard looks a little tighter, her eyes sharper. Burton must have had something to say between the fourth and fifth that’s brought the serious determination back. Something about the way she’s moving. Bush looks like last year’s Bush, not this one’s.
Rita comes in full of confidence… and gets HAMMERED square in the jaw with a right from Bush’s hip. Bush not smiling this time, no quips, not even a wink. Bush watching Ora closely as she staggers. Allows Ora to come back in, and then… BAM! Bush leather destroys Ora left eye, almost instantly swelling it up. Ora’s corner and fan contingent shocked, worried. Where the f*ck did this come from?
The tone has changed drastically and the gathered crowd knows it. Bush steely, determined, slamming gloves against Ora abs. Bruising appearing. Ora getting desperate, trying to launch that bouncy jug into the sky again. But, the leather never meets Bush jiggly. The wiley vet’s own right glove careens through Ora jawline with a thwack that can be heard in the cheap seats.
Ora’s eyes cross, then close, and with a brief stumble, she flops off her feet to a light bounce against the cool canvas. Bush standing over her dangerous opponent, watching emotionless, a rare sight from Sophia. Expressionless. As is Ora, who is out like a light, napping, surely dreaming of the previous 4 rounds.
Bush wins, KO 5!
Post-Fight:
Rita Ora groggily coming to as Sophia Bush stands atop her corner turnbuckle and blows kisses to fans. They haven’t seen a win from her in 6 months, and they’re loudly appreciative of the long-awaited occurrence. The crowd erupting into “Happy Birthday”, singing as Hilarie Burton carries out a birthday cake. Bush beaming as she accepts the cake and takes in the loving crowd here in her home-town of LA. She carries the cake over to Rita, who looks a little nervous.
“I might be old, but I’m not done yet. Now, normally I’m pretty gracious about these kinda things, but you really pissed me off. I’m not f*cking around anymore. This league is gonna know I’m back.” Bush smirking finally, getting to have the last word. And she SPLATS the birthday cake straight into Rita’s face!
The crowd erupting again in cheers as Ora sits stunned, face full of cake, unable to react, a spectacle at Bush’s feet. “Now it’s a happy Birthday!” Sophia announces gleefully.
But the celebrations are interrupted as the lights dim and WWE superstar Bayley hops into the ring, finger waving at Sophia. “You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you can humiliate a downed opponent?! You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you FINALLY got a win this year?! You think you’re a bad b*tch just because you’ve officially hit MILF age?!” Bayley scoffs. “Sophia, you aren’t even-“
Suddenly Hilarie Burton steps out of Sophia’s corner, holding another birthday cake, spins Bayley around by the shoulder, and SMACKS the dessert into HER face! Bayley stands there stunned, embarrassed, and Sophia dashes over and BOOTS Bayley in her thick booty, sending her sprawling through the ropes and out of the ring!
“Oh I’m sorry, Bayley, you were saying…?” Sophia leans over the ropes glaring at the intruder. “Nobody interrupts MY Birthday celebrations. You got something to say? How about we have a little discussion in the ring at the next PPV, huh?!” Bayley isn’t responding, still wiping away cake, but Sophia’s confidence seems to be building again, and she’s done taking sh*t from anyone.
“Who would like to see me slug this RUDE b*tch around the ring later this month?!” Soph calls out to the audience, instantly met with loud raucous cheers. She jumps back up on the turnbuckle, arms in the air, addressing the crowd favorably, as they all burst into “Happy Birthday to You” again…
on that note happy birthday to one of the best around here.