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Post by hawkeye on Jul 6, 2018 16:59:50 GMT -6
First, we offer a challenge at bantam to Diamond Boxing Club's Brie Larson courtesy the Indian Ignition Priyanka Chopra.  Next up, at fly, Lucy Hale is in need of an ass kicking what with populating the Top Ten and keeping real top talent out. So Mila has made it her mission to drive Hale back down the ladder pending PLP's signing.  Finally, after blasting Michelle Keegan, and waiting for Vanessa Hudgens to discover her long lost courage, Mishy is offering an open challenge to any little bit of Brit tail who wants her bum blistered and face tummied. Feel free Englishwomen, one and all.  |
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Post by Ginny on Jul 6, 2018 18:38:36 GMT -6
"...little bit of Brit tail who wants her bum blistered and face tummied…"
Would you consider Catherine Zeta-Jones a "little bit"... it appears she qualifies otherwise?
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Post by hawkeye on Jul 6, 2018 19:21:22 GMT -6
"...little bit of Brit tail who wants her bum blistered and face tummied…"
Would you consider Catherine Zeta-Jones a "little bit"... it appears she qualifies otherwise? Perhaps we should have specified flyweight, maybe bantam. CZJ is a big bit at lightweight. Though we appreciate the interest. |
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Post by Ginny on Jul 7, 2018 3:49:41 GMT -6
I'm not surprised you consider Catherine "too much woman" for Michelle (although CZJ would be giving away about 20 +/- years in age!) But I respect you wanting to protect your fighter...and save yourself from being taken to the woodshed in Tractorpull by that vicious blonde scribe, Tess Valmore!! (LOL)
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Post by hawkeye on Jul 7, 2018 9:29:01 GMT -6
I'm not surprised you consider Catherine "too much woman" for Michelle (although CZJ would be giving away about 20 +/- years in age!) But I respect you wanting to protect your fighter...and save yourself from being taken to the woodshed in Tractorpull by that vicious blonde scribe, Tess Valmore!! (LOL) You try to be respectful and not call out the reason you don't want to fight a woman is because she's getting AARP applications and this is what you get in return...trolled. And I believe the age gap between Michelle and Catherine is more like ten years than twenty. Another reason I was hesitant to call out age. But OK. Since nobody else is picking up Britain's banner. So be it. Mishy will "go to" lightweight to batter CZJ into perma-retirement. |
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Post by Ginny on Jul 7, 2018 12:26:15 GMT -6
LOL! CZJ: (47yo, 5'7", 125#, 63-48-6) vs Michelle: (38yo, 5'4", 119#, 135-66-7) Zeta-Jones, two-time lightweight titlist, was shocked when Jeri Ryan informed her she'd just been signed for a fight! "You mean that nasty little blonde, Michelle Williams, that Williams?" She was not any happier when Stephanie McMahon's Head Trainer, Jeri Ryan, laughingly suggested she could use this as... "a tune-up for your upcoming fight with either Karlie Kloss or Nadia Bjorlin." Ryan then went on to say she hadn't decided "which of several offers" she's going to accept for Catherine's second "comeback" contest. Cath's face was pale at the thought of getting back in the ring after so long a layoff! Michelle eagerly rubbing her hands together, telling one and all, "She won't be the tallest woman I ever knocked out, but she may be close to being the heaviest," saying she's not going to believe Zeta-Jones is "anywhere close to 125 until I see her on the scales with my own eyes."  |
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