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Post by Kate Upton on Jun 20, 2018 23:44:38 GMT -6
It's that time of year again for Maxim Magazine to declare their annual 'Hot 100' and after years of making wrong decisions, they finally did the right thing and put the hottest girl in the world at number one. It's none other than moi at the top spot - the only spot where a Queen like me belongs.
Is there any question now as to why I'm the Top Model in the FCBA? I mean, the rest of the list is not organized numerically this year, but we can't determine which bimbo would've been fighting for number two, but here is a list of models who made the list but clearly aren't as hot as me, in the list of Bombshells: Kylie Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, “Ironwoman” Taylor Hill, Gigi Hadid, Bella Hadid, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio (certainly not more deserving than Yvonne Strahovski), Eiza Gonzales, Nina Agdal, Barbara Palvin, Charlotte McKinney Candice Swanapoel, Bo Krsmanovic, Alexis Ren, Abigail Ratchford and yes, Kendall “wishes she was Kate” Jenner! Each and every one of those women are clearly inferior, right?
Like I told the magazine, ""You know, I work really hard on myself: on feeling good, working out, being strong. Being number one on the Hot 100 is a little reward for all of the hard work." But, my hard work is paying off by being too strong for some of these wannabes and I am just getting started on teaching these girls why I'm the hottest woman in the freaking world!
There are other lists too, which I'll cover some of the highlights and other FCBA stars who were worthy enough to make the 'Hot 100' this year, such as:
Power Players: Amal Clooney, Meghan Markle, Kim Kardashian (clearly, anybody who labels her a power player hasn't seen her in the ring!), and because I know we have some tennis fans in the FCBA, Caroline Wozniacki!
Divas: My stablemate Demi Lovato, the one and only Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Camila Cabello, Hailee Steinfeld, Zara Larsson.
Funny Girls: Kate McKinnon, Chrissy Teigen, Greta Gerwig, Rachel Brosnahan
Screen Sirens: Alicia Vikander, Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, Rebecca Ferguson (coming up in MI-6), Bryce Dallas Howard (coming up in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), Elle Fanning, Jennifer Lawrence, Saoirse Ronan, Zendaya, Bella Thorne (current JMD Champion), Megan Fox, Alexandra Daddario, Priyanka Chopra, Camila Mendes, Mandy Moore, Krysten Ritter (fresh off her upset Asylum win), Claire Foy, Lucy Hale, Rosario Dawson and from Lookout! Atlantic, we have Emilia Clarke and Gal Gadot!
Now, I'd like to take a brief moment to point out who is NOT on this list. First of all, like all of the Kardashian/Jenner clan is on this list, except for Kourtney, even though she's one of the classiest of them all and I use that term very freaking loosely. Second and more importantly, Amanda Righetti, Hilary Rhoda, Hannah Ferguson or Tahnee Atkinson. None of them made the cut, FYI. You might ask why not, but I'll just say because they're not hot. Not hot enough anyway! But, clearly, there are a lot of girls on here who aren't quite deserving, so I'm going to make it my mission to take on some of these girls to make them admit that they don't belong and make room for girls like my fellow Lookout! gals, probably starting with trash like Khloe Kardashian. I've got 99 potential targets and guess what? There's only room for one at the top, so...
Bow Down To the Queen
Kate Upton Maxim Number One Top Model In The FCBA The Queen
Lookout! Boxing
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Post by girlsfriday on Jun 21, 2018 1:40:04 GMT -6
Hilary Rhoda:Who honestly cares Kate about some little magazine thinking you are hot? I mean I bet Maxim has a total different list, those other "cheap" magazines will do too, so be proud of your non accomplishment. Meanwhile I continue to train my ass off and I think I am ready to remind you what happens when we fight, you're going down on your flabby ass and I am going to prove I am the number 1 welterweight in the world. See Kate, I am a work of art compared to you
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Post by girlsfriday on Jun 21, 2018 1:49:14 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:So what Kate; I am supposed to bow down to you now? you keep your paper awards while I keep being the highest paid model in the world, I am sure the FHM hottest number 1 pays the bills right? The facts are I am hotter then you because why else would I get so many shows to work on, like all the major fashion weeks, like the Victoria Secret catwalk and millions follow me on Instagram to see how hot I am. Also don't get too cocky in the ring because you fluked a win in our last fight, we'll settle that issue someday when I put my foot on those balloons you call tits and prove once and for all that I am the best in the world in anything I do! Looking for f***s to give and finding none
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Post by Kate Upton on Jun 21, 2018 18:48:13 GMT -6
Kendall Jenner:So what Kate; I am supposed to bow down to you now? you keep your paper awards while I keep being the highest paid model in the world, I am sure the FHM hottest number 1 pays the bills right? The facts are I am hotter then you because why else would I get so many shows to work on, like all the major fashion weeks, like the Victoria Secret catwalk and millions follow me on Instagram to see how hot I am. Also don't get too cocky in the ring because you fluked a win in our last fight, we'll settle that issue someday when I put my foot on those balloons you call tits and prove once and for all that I am the best in the world in anything I do! Looking for f***s to give and finding none Kendall: What you're looking for and finding none of is your dignity, Jenner! I owned you in our last fight and next time you come anywhere near my tits, it'll be you just sobbing into them. You may be amazing at many things, like whoring on Instagram or being annoying across fashion shows across the world, but as always, you're going to always be second place. If you're smart, you'll bow down to me like the bytch you are and if you don't, I'll be happy to make you. Just like I will the rest of the league, but although you're not at the top of many lists, you're at least near the top of mine of girls I need to ruin.
Hilary: Like I said, it's a nice little reward and recognition for all of my hard work. I work much harder than a lot of these other so-called models - yourself included. That's why you didn't even get noticed. You're going to be kneeling and looking up at my superior ass, acknowledging me as the top model and top welterweight. The queen is going to be slaying you, Rhoda.
Don't worry - they'll make posters after I own you, Hil but until then,
Stay calm, little girl...
Kate Upton The Queen Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Taylor Swift on Jun 22, 2018 4:42:05 GMT -6
Wow thanks for the mention Kate, you're certainly one hot blonde babe! Great game the other night! XOXO Taylor Best legs in FCBA  |
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Post by Kate Upton on Jun 23, 2018 9:37:00 GMT -6
Wow thanks for the mention Kate, you're certainly one hot blonde babe! Great game the other night! XOXO Taylor Best legs in FCBA Thanks, Tay - it's always amazing to see you too and you're pretty hot yourself! We loved hanging out with you at the game, though Swifty, I think I've got pretty spectacular legs myself. 
XOXO, Kate Upton The Queen
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