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Post by Knockout! Magazine on Sept 17, 2016 13:00:32 GMT -6
-Real Talk on the “Fake” Wrestling Invasion-
(Girls of Lookout! Boxing)
Reporting from Rob Wilco (with Brie Bella)
Taking a well-deserved break from training for their upcoming bouts, several of the Lookout! Boxing fighters – Jenna Louise Coleman, Emily VanCamp, Kate Upton and Demi Lovato were sitting around discussing some of their favorite topics in the FCBA – which today turned to the subject of the number of pro wrestlers invading the league and their growing popularity.
“Jenna, we are not going to talk about Sophia Bush again...!” Emily said with a smile, “But you recently fought Taryn Terrell, so tell us, what did you think?”
“For what it's worth, I think she's really nice...” Jenna said with a smile, “At first, I thought her hair was fake, you know, but after talking to her, she's totally a natural blonde. I think we all know what I mean there...” Jenna stuck out her tongue, “But, absolutely, I wouldn't want to get smothered under her and since I'm so much smarter, I'm confident that I never will.”
“Speaking of never wanting to get smothered...” Kate declared, “Nothing would be worse than probably ending up underneath Stephanie McMahon. Those breasts of hers are so fake that they are probably rock hard – like cantaloupes are something!”
Demi teased, “Sure you're not just jealous because she's bigger than you are?”
Kate gave a cool glance, but winked, “She's not naturally bigger – anybody can inflate a balloon so that it's the biggest, but sooner or later, it's going to pop. That's what I've done to her TWICE now – deflated those big breasts of hers and her even bigger ego. Stephanie McMahon doesn't have a billion dollar asset on her body once I'm through her!”
Demi laughed and then said, “Do you know who I can't stand? That Nikki Bella! Nikki seems like some Jersey shore reject...”
Emily interjected, “I think she's from California actually. Or is it Arizona?”
“Either way...” Demi chuckled, “Wherever she's from, she didn't bring class with her. I swear, you just put her on any reality show, she would fit right in. I don't know – I'm being mean, but I really can't stand her!”
Emily smiled, “It's okay – you're among friends, Demi. It's okay to speak your mind every once in a while, but do you know which one I can't stand?”
“Who?” Demi asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Bayley....” Emily said with a chuckle.
“She seems so nice!!” Kate said with a mock gasp of outrage.
“You mean Bubble Butt Bayley?” Emily said with a little smirk, “Seriously, I'm a pretty positive person, but her personality is just so over the top! I swear, if she comes to try to give me a hug, I'm going to punch her in the throat...”
Jenna grinned, “I would pay to see that! But, it seems like the fans would also pay to see their favorite wrestlers in the boxing ring, so it doesn't seem like they're going away anytime soon!”
Kate agreed, “No, it doesn't, but we're just going to have to teach them what it's like to get REALLY hit and my guess is they'll back on down once they realize that this isn't scripted like their usual soap opera. If I was on there, I'd probably be the hero to Stephanie's “evil” manager or something!”
Demi rolled her eyes, “If that is a soap opera, their casting directors need to be fired! Their script writers, like Nikki's look, could use an overhaul too!”
Emily said with a smirk, “But, do you know what's faker than Bayley's personality or her butt?”
Jenna said with a laugh, “What's faker than the odds of Taryn scoring high on an IQ test?”
Demi grinned, “Or faker than the chance of Nikki showing an ounce of class?”
Kate Upton, “Or faker than Stephanie's bargain bin breasts?”
All of the girls met with their eyes across the table and grinned, saying at the same time:
“Wrestling.”
Laughing, they all gave each other high fives and then laughing, finished their lunches as they moved onto other topics.
Unfortunately, despite deriding her sibling for a lack of class, Brie Bella was sufficiently famous enough to get a table in the same restaurant and due to their own lack of observational skills, did not notice her filming the entire event as she sent it over to Knockout! Magazine from her phone, where once it was verified that IT wasn't fake, it was posted immediately.
Unfortunately, we haven't had any luck reaching any of the wrestling stars mentioned here, though we're confident we'll hear from some or all of them in the future. Similarly, attempts to reach the Lookout! fighters were unsuccessful as they all responded with “No comment.” Whether they will be lucky enough to get away with a 'no comment' if they ever run into any of these wrestling divas is another matter altogether because as much as they might not like them, it's clear that these girls aren't going away! Wrestling may or may not be real, but this reporter would bet that the next time any of these girls meet, in or out of the ring, the feelings and attacks on one another will be! If and when that happens, we'll be here to report it first and can't wait to see what happens next.
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Post by girlsfriday on Sept 17, 2016 13:30:35 GMT -6
Taryn Terrell:Excuse me ladies but you lot are the most fake people in the world, I mean look at you lot talking behind me and my wrestling sisters backs. You can go all Connor McGregor on us and claim we'd never win a real fight but newsflash, we are fighters! I go to a gym to train to be the best I can be, I step into that ring every chance I get and I take a beating but I'm the one who normally gets her hand raised. So let me come to you Jenna; you think because you took my JMD title that I'm afraid of you? Trust me I will fight you again, whether it be for the title or if it's simply me kicking your flabby f'in ass around for my pleasure! You know you're hated around my stable, so I'd be careful about the things you say to me as we will come looking for you and we'll take everything from you. For the rest of you, I will let my friends and rivals in the ring, who I have grown up with and the new girls in my wrestling world say their piece about each of you. But if you lot ever come into my path, I won't be forgetting all the crap you've said like little snakes behind our sexier backs. I will kick everyone of your asses, including you Kate and I will support my wrestling sisters against you lot in our personal war. So you've been warned, oh and Jenna, I hope you are keeping my JMD title nice and clean for me. 
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Post by Los Ingobernables on Sept 18, 2016 18:46:26 GMT -6
First of all, we just want to say how disappointed we are in you all! Content to not only attack us, but also Bayley and Taryn too? What's gotten into you all? Is Upton scared that she'll lose a title fight that, news flash, everyone expects her to lose? Is EVC scared of Claire Danes? Is Jenna-Louise Coleman having some rough times in her dorm room preparing for Sophia Bush? Is Demi Lovato... just being Demi Lovato again? Whatever the case is, the wrestlers in this community have been here since the days of Gorgeous George in WCW and Sable in the WWF, and we all will NOT leave! No matter what you or anyone else wants from us! So go back to getting worried over your title fights and causing drama, because we will not back down. Signed: Natalie Eva Marie, Nikki Bella, and Stephanie McMahon    |
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 19, 2016 9:45:47 GMT -6
First of all, we just want to say how disappointed we are in you all! Content to not only attack us, but also Bayley and Taryn too? What's gotten into you all? Is Upton scared that she'll lose a title fight that, news flash, everyone expects her to lose? Is EVC scared of Claire Danes? Is Jenna-Louise Coleman having some rough times in her dorm room preparing for Sophia Bush? Is Demi Lovato... just being Demi Lovato again? Whatever the case is, the wrestlers in this community have been here since the days of Gorgeous George in WCW and Sable in the WWF, and we all will NOT leave! No matter what you or anyone else wants from us! So go back to getting worried over your title fights and causing drama, because we will not back down. Signed: Natalie Eva Marie, Nikki Bella, and Stephanie McMahon We just want to issue a short statement to clear up any confusion. As a stable and as an organization, we want to state we have a healthy level of respect for the pro wrestlers who participate within the FCBA. We have long been supporters of the pro wrestling contingent within the league and in fact, when we started, we had Stacy Keibler on our roster. Of course, we definitely support our fighters and understand that they may have a different opinion, which we certainly encourage them to share. We would also note that WE are the disappointed ones as this was an unwarranted invasion of privacy filming them in an unguarded setting in which their remarks may have been taken out of context, though we will note that none of our fighters deny that the comments were made and may have responses of their own shortly. But, these comments, although unfiltered, were not made out of fear. Kate Upton is honored by the opportunity to compete for one of the richest prizes in the sport against a true legend, EVC has never been scared of Claire Danes, Jenna Louise Coleman is not prepared for anything other than the plan to smother out Sophia Bush again and one thing you can be sure of - Demi Lovato will ALWAYS be Demi Lovato! However, despite the personal feelings that our stable members might have towards one another, we overall support the inclusion of pro wrestlers within the FCBA and will continue to do so!! |
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Post by Jenna Coleman on Sept 19, 2016 9:52:45 GMT -6
Taryn Terrell:Excuse me ladies but you lot are the most fake people in the world, I mean look at you lot talking behind me and my wrestling sisters backs. You can go all Connor McGregor on us and claim we'd never win a real fight but newsflash, we are fighters! I go to a gym to train to be the best I can be, I step into that ring every chance I get and I take a beating but I'm the one who normally gets her hand raised. So let me come to you Jenna; you think because you took my JMD title that I'm afraid of you? Trust me I will fight you again, whether it be for the title or if it's simply me kicking your flabby f'in ass around for my pleasure! You know you're hated around my stable, so I'd be careful about the things you say to me as we will come looking for you and we'll take everything from you. For the rest of you, I will let my friends and rivals in the ring, who I have grown up with and the new girls in my wrestling world say their piece about each of you. But if you lot ever come into my path, I won't be forgetting all the crap you've said like little snakes behind our sexier backs. I will kick everyone of your asses, including you Kate and I will support my wrestling sisters against you lot in our personal war. So you've been warned, oh and Jenna, I hope you are keeping my JMD title nice and clean for me. First of all, I don't see how this little episode does anything more than just prove our point as to how sneaky pro wrestlers are. Secretly filming us and hoping we back down from our comments is ridiculous. Second of all, I do NOT consider you a fighter Taryn. I consider you an actress and a bad one at that. You're certainly not on my level. You're like a miscast Soap Opera actor - cast for her looks and absolutely nothing else. You have played a dumb blonde convincingly throughout your career though, but I don't think that's really acting on your part. I don't know whether you're scared of me, but you sure should be. If we ever cross paths again, which I'm ready to do anytime and anywhere, then I will be the one kicking your jealous jugs and chubby ass all over the ring until you're crying again. As far as the JMD title, I plan on keeping it for a long, long time. And trust me, for the first time since you've held it, it IS actually nice and clean. The amount of work that had to go into cleaning it off after you wore it was immense, but worth it. You are dirty and dumb, Taryn, so if you ever want to end up smothered underneath my superior jugs again, give me a call, bytch. It'll be a pleasure to teach a blonde bimbo like you a lesson - the only thing you're going to be fighting is trying to stay awake underneath my jugs! |
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Post by Bayley on Sept 19, 2016 11:02:54 GMT -6
Hey, let's talk about "sneaky" for a second. I don't care what you guys think about my personality--and I REALLY don't care what you guys think about my butt--but if we're talking about being sneaky, then it's only fair that you guys own up. So, Demi and Emily: how about we have a match soon? And I do mean both of you; even if that's two losses for me, I want the chance to show you guys that pro wrestlers are exactly what you think they're just "pretending" to be: fighters! Besides, Demi, you beat Jessica, and Emily, you talked smack about Minhee without giving her a chance. I'm sure they'll fight you at some point down the line, but as their teammate, I still want to help them out and settle the score. I haven't done a lot in the FCBA just yet, but if beating you guys is the next step, then I'll do it, or at least try! We bring people into the FCBA, and you guys understand that. What you don't understand is that we're not going anywhere; not without a fight! (PS: throat punching or not, you're getting a hug!) |
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Post by girlsfriday on Sept 19, 2016 12:21:04 GMT -6
Taryn Terrell:Jenna all you do is talk crap, I mean how about this, one day I take you to a gym away from our stablemates and I show you how tough a wrestling match can be? I know you wouldn't actually do it as your like every prissy actress I have had the displeasure of working with. I mean I have done stunt work for people like you because you worry about chipping a nail or getting a bruise. Since I've taken this boxing seriously thanks to my stable giving me that freedom, I have kicked ass left, right and centre this past year. I gave you respect and I honestly thought you respected me Jenna after our war for the JMD title. But you've proven that you're the biggest snake going and I can't wait till I get my hands on you, there will not be any respect the next time as a gutless cow like you deserves none. Oh and I think you need glasses if you think I'm fat, I saw you looking me up and time with envy in your eyes as you can only dream of looking this good. This is what training does, maybe you girls should hit the gym instead of eating all the time and being bytches!
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Post by Jenna Coleman on Sept 19, 2016 15:51:04 GMT -6
Taryn Terrell:Jenna all you do is talk crap, I mean how about this, one day I take you to a gym away from our stablemates and I show you how tough a wrestling match can be? I know you wouldn't actually do it as your like every prissy actress I have had the displeasure of working with. I mean I have done stunt work for people like you because you worry about chipping a nail or getting a bruise. Since I've taken this boxing seriously thanks to my stable giving me that freedom, I have kicked ass left, right and centre this past year. I gave you respect and I honestly thought you respected me Jenna after our war for the JMD title. But you've proven that you're the biggest snake going and I can't wait till I get my hands on you, there will not be any respect the next time as a gutless cow like you deserves none. Oh and I think you need glasses if you think I'm fat, I saw you looking me up and time with envy in your eyes as you can only dream of looking this good. This is what training does, maybe you girls should hit the gym instead of eating all the time and being bytches! Taryn, I do talk a lot of trash, but guess what? I back it up too. I'm one of the best British celebrities ever to step into the ring, but trust me, if you want me to step into a gym with you for a little "wrestling" lesson, that's fine with me. Ask Ivana Baquero what happened to her when we stepped into a gym - your stunt training might actually come in handy! I do respect you and your jugs, but the reason I'm always going to beat you is because I'm smarter. You can accuse me of a lot of things and I'll be happy to address them, but you can't ever accuse me of being dishonest or sneaky. I will always be pretty freaking straight forward with you and so, when I tell you that I think you're a blonde bimbo who I could act or wrestle or box circles around, then you should know that I'm telling you like it is. And trust me, I dream about a lot of things, but you're not one of them, honey. But, I will be looking forward to the day where we can get into a gym again - officially or unofficially! I wouldn't waste my dreams on being jealous of you at all. Why would I?  |
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 19, 2016 16:17:54 GMT -6
Hey, let's talk about "sneaky" for a second. I don't care what you guys think about my personality--and I REALLY don't care what you guys think about my butt--but if we're talking about being sneaky, then it's only fair that you guys own up. So, Demi and Emily: how about we have a match soon? And I do mean both of you; even if that's two losses for me, I want the chance to show you guys that pro wrestlers are exactly what you think they're just "pretending" to be: fighters! Besides, Demi, you beat Jessica, and Emily, you talked smack about Minhee without giving her a chance. I'm sure they'll fight you at some point down the line, but as their teammate, I still want to help them out and settle the score. I haven't done a lot in the FCBA just yet, but if beating you guys is the next step, then I'll do it, or at least try! We bring people into the FCBA, and you guys understand that. What you don't understand is that we're not going anywhere; not without a fight! (PS: throat punching or not, you're getting a hug!) Lookout! Boxing is many things to many people, but one thing we don't feel we are is sneaky. That is one description we won't take laying down. We're happy to own up when we can, but trust us, we don't think talking a little trash around our friends is sneaky. Being filmed and then ambushed by the media while doing it is the sneaky thing and we're sticking by that!! But, Bayley, trust us, we don't care about your butt either, except for the fact that we plan on kicking it! Both Demi and Emily would be happy to take you on in the near future and we definitely do respect wanting to help out your teammates! We also definitely do understand that there are a lot of wrestling fans out there, even if they aren't in our stable!  It's only natural that they would follow your careers in boxing too and we would be disappointed if you went down without a fight. As long as you know it's going to be a real battle!! No pretending - we're really looking forward to taking you on!! (P.S. - If you want to risk a throat punch for a hug, that will be on you! You were warned!) |
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Post by Los Ingobernables on Sept 19, 2016 19:21:17 GMT -6
Awwwww, now you're focused on fighting again! Guess that little display of friendship between your stable didn't last long! For the record, we fully support Bayley's quest against EVC and Demi! As well as Taryn's revenge against Jenna! What I really want to know is this - how can a stable that has been here for so long show such little caring for each other? And before you say "Stephanie, we do care about each other!", where's the proof? When I lost the second time to Kate Upton, my stable banded together to support me! Yes, me and Bo has had some troubles over her choice in friends, but we're over it now and stronger together!  Natalie and Charlotte are best friends, and you see that every time they fight! Bo keeps in close contact with Alexandra Daddario, who is a major thorn in our side, but we respect that! Kelly is just as close with Bo, and Nikki Bella is probably my closest advisor whenever I need a second opionion! So, next time any of you jocks think one bad thing about us wrestlers - who span three stables as our ship of allies - think about how cold your hearts are, and do something to change it! Love, Stephanie + Nikki + Natalie |
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Post by Lookout! Boxing on Sept 19, 2016 20:19:16 GMT -6
Awwwww, now you're focused on fighting again! Guess that little display of friendship between your stable didn't last long! For the record, we fully support Bayley's quest against EVC and Demi! As well as Taryn's revenge against Jenna! What I really want to know is this - how can a stable that has been here for so long show such little caring for each other? And before you say "Stephanie, we do care about each other!", where's the proof? When I lost the second time to Kate Upton, my stable banded together to support me! Yes, me and Bo has had some troubles over her choice in friends, but we're over it now and stronger together! Natalie and Charlotte are best friends, and you see that every time they fight! Bo keeps in close contact with Alexandra Daddario, who is a major thorn in our side, but we respect that! Kelly is just as close with Bo, and Nikki Bella is probably my closest advisor whenever I need a second opionion! So, next time any of you jocks think one bad thing about us wrestlers - who span three stables as our ship of allies - think about how cold your hearts are, and do something to change it! Love, Stephanie + Nikki + Natalie Like we've said, you can question a lot of things about our stable as while we are many things, we aren't perfect. It has been a roller coaster ride, with plenty of changes, ups and downs, highs and lows, heartbreak and success. It hasn't always been easy, but many of the best things rarely come easy. We don't always get along and we don't always necessarily respect one another, but deep down, we're a family! A very, VERY dysfunctional one, but still, when it comes down to it, anybody who fights under the Lookout! banner will be there for one another when they need it most. That doesn't mean there won't be intra-stable and sibling rivalries between our fighters, but don't ever question whether we're there for one another in the end! We're here to be the best stable possible for each other and part of that comes from pushing each other to be the best, sometimes in ways that may seem confusing to those on the outside. Over the years, there have been lots of girls that have been part of the family and aren't, but we always support anybody that has been part of Lookout! Boxing, unless they are facing us in the ring! But, to all the haters, we're going to have each other's backs, keep each other on top and to anybody who thinks they know more about us than we do, here is a little message:  |
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Post by girlsfriday on Sept 21, 2016 10:44:41 GMT -6
Taryn Terrell:Oh please! Maisie told me about your fight with Ivana, I heard you both got hurt, in all seriousness I should have been there between you two to stop someone being hurt as no offence to Maisie but I am bigger than all three of you. But by the sounds of it, you want to try wrestling me? Trust me when I say I'd wrestle circles around you so maybe stick to brawling as you have the flabby body to protect you at that. I can't wait to see you down for the count one day as you've pissed off that many people with your backstabbing antics. Hopefully that is going to be me but if it's Sophia then I will send her a bouquet of roses as a thank you as I bet most of the league do. if not then someday you'll be facing me again and this time I will rip your head off to finally shut you up. keep talking bytch because I will shut you up!
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Post by Asuka on Oct 3, 2016 5:11:14 GMT -6
I want to fight in this Fed now! Bayley? How about it?  |
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It's only natural that they would follow your careers in boxing too and we would be disappointed if you went down without a fight. As long as you know it's going to be a real battle!! 
Natalie and Charlotte are best friends, and you see that every time they fight! Bo keeps in close contact with Alexandra Daddario, who is a major thorn in our side, but we respect that! Kelly is just as close with Bo, and Nikki Bella is probably my closest advisor whenever I need a second opionion!