Boxermania 2 Preshow (introduction)
Mar 16, 2018 0:30:41 GMT -6
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Boxermania 2: Preshow
Renee: hello to the millions of viewers of the wrestling world and the celebrity boxing world, tonight we happily present the second ever Boxermania card, a celebration of wrestlers in the FCBA.
I'm your host Renee Young! And we are here live in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans.
And tonight I am blessed to have with me on this panel an FCBA legend Lucy Liu.
Lucy: thank you for having me here, hopefully this is as much fun as last years edition.
Renee: Also a woman I have I'll say the "pleasure" of working with in the WWE, Maryse.
Maryse: I'd say I'm glad to be here with you Renee, but we both know it is a lie and Lucy; I've never enjoyed anything you've been in.
Renee: as ever Maryse I wish you had an off button, but we need to get your expertise from a wrestlers perspective on what we can expect tonight.
Maryse: yes Renee, remember that I am needed here, unlike you, maybe next year me and my "awesome" husband the Miz can do this alone.
(Renee and Maryse staring daggers at each other, with Lucy turning and looking uncomfortable till she coughs to break the tension)
Renee: so let's get to tonights bumper card, this is the fights you can look forwards too:
*Celeste Bonin vs Taryn Terrell*
*AJ Lee vs Gail Kim*
*Nikki Bella vs Carmella*
*Alexa Bliss vs Trish Stratus*
*Charlotte Flair vs Brooke Hogan*
*Paige vs Lana (CJ Perry)*
*Sasha Banks vs Asuka*
*Bayley vs Becky Lynch*
And the Main event:
*Torrie Wilson vs Stephanie McMahon*
(Credit to Dollhouse on an awesome poster)
Renee: so of those fights, which one interests you guys? First how about you Lucy?
Lucy: well it's an interesting line up, a mixture of the young and old, I had the pleasure of working with Trish Stratus last year, so I will be rooting for her to put Alexa Bliss in her place.
Even though I am a let's say petite girl for size, I also look forwards to Charlotte Flair and Brooke Hogan to put on a hard hitting show, both undefeated on these cards, both wanting to honour their family names with a big win here tonight.
Maryse: very nice; you should tell Trish that next time you see her *pretends to be sick* but bad jokes like you two aside, I am going of course to be cheering for the wonderful Stephanie McMahon, who saw it fit to bring me back to the WWE and classed this show up with my presence.
Renee: you have something on your nose Maryse, it looks a bit brown.
Maryse: I'll tell Steph you said that, she won't be happy about that! Anyway as I was saying, Stephanie meets Torrie Wilson tonight, as a smart woman myself, I can't see how she can lose to a model.
Renee: how "interesting", OK I want to give a shout out to Christy Hemme who had just had four wonderful babies, she was our interviewer last year, this year Charly Caruso takes the microphone so let's go to her quickly on any news backstage.
Charly: I have been chatting to all the girls here and everyone is excited to be part of these cards as I am, I also got to speak to Stephanie, whose claiming last year was the start of a "wrestler revolution" in the FCBA, tonight is the evolution of that.
For the record I cannot wait for this event myself and I am watching for Bayley and Becky Lynch, two women who are truly the nicest people you could meet, but once in that ring they are the most intense people you could meet.
Renee: thanks Charly, OK fans; you've waited long enough but now it's time to start Boxermania 2 is here!
Renee: hello to the millions of viewers of the wrestling world and the celebrity boxing world, tonight we happily present the second ever Boxermania card, a celebration of wrestlers in the FCBA.
I'm your host Renee Young! And we are here live in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans.
And tonight I am blessed to have with me on this panel an FCBA legend Lucy Liu.
Lucy: thank you for having me here, hopefully this is as much fun as last years edition.
Renee: Also a woman I have I'll say the "pleasure" of working with in the WWE, Maryse.
Maryse: I'd say I'm glad to be here with you Renee, but we both know it is a lie and Lucy; I've never enjoyed anything you've been in.
Renee: as ever Maryse I wish you had an off button, but we need to get your expertise from a wrestlers perspective on what we can expect tonight.
Maryse: yes Renee, remember that I am needed here, unlike you, maybe next year me and my "awesome" husband the Miz can do this alone.
(Renee and Maryse staring daggers at each other, with Lucy turning and looking uncomfortable till she coughs to break the tension)
Renee: so let's get to tonights bumper card, this is the fights you can look forwards too:
*Celeste Bonin vs Taryn Terrell*
*AJ Lee vs Gail Kim*
*Nikki Bella vs Carmella*
*Alexa Bliss vs Trish Stratus*
*Charlotte Flair vs Brooke Hogan*
*Paige vs Lana (CJ Perry)*
*Sasha Banks vs Asuka*
*Bayley vs Becky Lynch*
And the Main event:
*Torrie Wilson vs Stephanie McMahon*
(Credit to Dollhouse on an awesome poster)
Renee: so of those fights, which one interests you guys? First how about you Lucy?
Lucy: well it's an interesting line up, a mixture of the young and old, I had the pleasure of working with Trish Stratus last year, so I will be rooting for her to put Alexa Bliss in her place.
Even though I am a let's say petite girl for size, I also look forwards to Charlotte Flair and Brooke Hogan to put on a hard hitting show, both undefeated on these cards, both wanting to honour their family names with a big win here tonight.
Maryse: very nice; you should tell Trish that next time you see her *pretends to be sick* but bad jokes like you two aside, I am going of course to be cheering for the wonderful Stephanie McMahon, who saw it fit to bring me back to the WWE and classed this show up with my presence.
Renee: you have something on your nose Maryse, it looks a bit brown.
Maryse: I'll tell Steph you said that, she won't be happy about that! Anyway as I was saying, Stephanie meets Torrie Wilson tonight, as a smart woman myself, I can't see how she can lose to a model.
Renee: how "interesting", OK I want to give a shout out to Christy Hemme who had just had four wonderful babies, she was our interviewer last year, this year Charly Caruso takes the microphone so let's go to her quickly on any news backstage.
Charly: I have been chatting to all the girls here and everyone is excited to be part of these cards as I am, I also got to speak to Stephanie, whose claiming last year was the start of a "wrestler revolution" in the FCBA, tonight is the evolution of that.
For the record I cannot wait for this event myself and I am watching for Bayley and Becky Lynch, two women who are truly the nicest people you could meet, but once in that ring they are the most intense people you could meet.
Renee: thanks Charly, OK fans; you've waited long enough but now it's time to start Boxermania 2 is here!