Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 13, 2016 4:58:35 GMT -6
Our reporter sits in the Man In The Hat's office at Front Street, his back turned to the desk, just like it was last Thursday and always is during the Asylum announcement. But, while that announcement is over for the month, our reporter is, again, watching 'The FCBA Today With Alison Brie' as it comes back from its final commercial break.
Alison: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings, Daniela Ruah, and Brooklyn Decker, and, ladies, we've devoted this entire hour to JMD and JMDD, something we don't do here at Front Street, but, the three of you are going to be involved in the next Queendom card, albeit in a hosting capacity, so, let's talk about what we're going to see on October 7th."
Kat: "Well, if you like busty girls going at it and targeting one another's racks, I don't think you can go wrong with this card. Check out the opening match. You've got Lindsey Pelas vs. Keeley Hazell. The newcomer Pelas, who's definitely built for this discipline, against one of the iconic racks in celebrity boxing in Hazell. Should be a great fight, and that's just for starters."
Daniela: "And, speaking of iconic, Scarlett Johansson's on the card, and she's going to be fighting another great rack in Hayley Atwell. Normally, I favor ScarJo in these kinds of contests, but, as physical as Atwell is, I think Scarlett has her work cut out for her."
Brooklyn: "And, speaking of physical, there aren't too many more physical bantams than Charlotte Church, and she's going to be climbing in the ring against Ashley Benson. I think both girls are in for some serious punishment in that one."
Kat: "And, speaking of 'in for some serious punishment', Briana Evigan and C.J. Perry are going to go at it, and I can't imagine that ending with either of them not needing some ice for the bra cups."
Brooklyn: "Taryn Terrell has never been afraid of a serious scrap, and she's likely to get one in her JMD return from a girl who's announced her arrival in the FCBA in a big way, Jessica Nigri."
Daniela: "And, speaking of returns to JMD, in her case, JMDD, Kate Upton is back for a grudge match against Kelly Brook, and that's a JMD/D card Main Event if ever I saw one..."
Brooklyn (rolling her eyes): "Except it's NOT the Main Event..."
Kat: "Brooke would be correct, because THAT one is the JMDD title match between reigning champ Charlotte McKinney and challenger Alexandra Daddario, and, frankly, I can't think of many better racks in the FCBA, present company excluded of course."
Daniela: "You know, Kat makes a good point. You're pretty well qualified for JMD, Alison..."
Alison (smiling): "Well, you ladies aren't exactly lacking the equipment, either. But, let's stick to the script on this one. The Queendom card runs when?"
Brooklyn: "JMD/D Queendom IV will take place October 7 and, of course, will be hosted by the three of us."
Kat: "Along with Charlotte McKinney."
Daniela: "But, I''m guessing we'll be doing most of the work, as Charlotte will have her cups full, if you will, with Ms. Daddario."
Alison: "Well, that's all the time we have for today. But, don't miss 'JMD/D Queendom IV, October 7th!"
With that, the credits and closing music begin to roll as the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporter turns to face the desk.
Reporter: "One question. Is this the prelude to Front Street doing JMD?"
Man In The Hat: "There has been no change in our JMD policy. However. We are continuing with discussions on that matter. Now. Get out of here. Meet us tonight at The Manor. We're gonna watch some ball and drinks some brews."
Reporter: "See you there."
Alison: "And, we're back with our guests Kat Dennings, Daniela Ruah, and Brooklyn Decker, and, ladies, we've devoted this entire hour to JMD and JMDD, something we don't do here at Front Street, but, the three of you are going to be involved in the next Queendom card, albeit in a hosting capacity, so, let's talk about what we're going to see on October 7th."
Kat: "Well, if you like busty girls going at it and targeting one another's racks, I don't think you can go wrong with this card. Check out the opening match. You've got Lindsey Pelas vs. Keeley Hazell. The newcomer Pelas, who's definitely built for this discipline, against one of the iconic racks in celebrity boxing in Hazell. Should be a great fight, and that's just for starters."
Daniela: "And, speaking of iconic, Scarlett Johansson's on the card, and she's going to be fighting another great rack in Hayley Atwell. Normally, I favor ScarJo in these kinds of contests, but, as physical as Atwell is, I think Scarlett has her work cut out for her."
Brooklyn: "And, speaking of physical, there aren't too many more physical bantams than Charlotte Church, and she's going to be climbing in the ring against Ashley Benson. I think both girls are in for some serious punishment in that one."
Kat: "And, speaking of 'in for some serious punishment', Briana Evigan and C.J. Perry are going to go at it, and I can't imagine that ending with either of them not needing some ice for the bra cups."
Brooklyn: "Taryn Terrell has never been afraid of a serious scrap, and she's likely to get one in her JMD return from a girl who's announced her arrival in the FCBA in a big way, Jessica Nigri."
Daniela: "And, speaking of returns to JMD, in her case, JMDD, Kate Upton is back for a grudge match against Kelly Brook, and that's a JMD/D card Main Event if ever I saw one..."
Brooklyn (rolling her eyes): "Except it's NOT the Main Event..."
Kat: "Brooke would be correct, because THAT one is the JMDD title match between reigning champ Charlotte McKinney and challenger Alexandra Daddario, and, frankly, I can't think of many better racks in the FCBA, present company excluded of course."
Daniela: "You know, Kat makes a good point. You're pretty well qualified for JMD, Alison..."
Alison (smiling): "Well, you ladies aren't exactly lacking the equipment, either. But, let's stick to the script on this one. The Queendom card runs when?"
Brooklyn: "JMD/D Queendom IV will take place October 7 and, of course, will be hosted by the three of us."
Kat: "Along with Charlotte McKinney."
Daniela: "But, I''m guessing we'll be doing most of the work, as Charlotte will have her cups full, if you will, with Ms. Daddario."
Alison: "Well, that's all the time we have for today. But, don't miss 'JMD/D Queendom IV, October 7th!"
With that, the credits and closing music begin to roll as the ladies talk and laugh behind them with their mics potted down. The reporter turns to face the desk.
Reporter: "One question. Is this the prelude to Front Street doing JMD?"
Man In The Hat: "There has been no change in our JMD policy. However. We are continuing with discussions on that matter. Now. Get out of here. Meet us tonight at The Manor. We're gonna watch some ball and drinks some brews."
Reporter: "See you there."