Post by Boxing World Online on Sept 11, 2016 10:17:17 GMT -6
Our reporter and his blonde companion enter Front Street to find the normal Sunday morning tableau, Rufus, Avril, and the Man In The Hat all sitting on stools in front of the center ring waiting for the ladies to return from road work.
Reporter: "Get a little wet yesterday, Wiz?"
Rufus: "You know, Wiz could have a box if he wanted one..."
Avril: "It's true. They offer him one every year."
Tess: "I know why you don't want one. I've been to a game with you. You'd miss half the fun sitting up there instead of in the stands."
Man In The Hat: "Right, as usual. A college football game is meant to be enjoyed among other college football fans. And, as always, yesterday's game was very enjoyable."
Reporter: "Speaking of enjoyable, we're going to have a big day on September 30th with the pay-per-view and Asylum on the same day. Did you consider moving it?"
Man In The Hat: "No. Earlier this year, we decided to go to a last day of the month schedule for Asylum for several reasons, and we're going to stick to that. Since the PPV is the last Friday of every month, we'll only conflict once or twice a year, and, in those cases, Asylum will simply run late in the day to avoid the conflict."
Tess: "What did you think of the roster moves by Ultimate?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, I never like to see someone lose management. Loken, that was a tough one. The other girls, I'm sure they were very disappointed, too. But, the trend in the FCBA is toward smaller stables for the simple reason that it does no good to manage a girl if you can't get fights for her. So, when you add folks, and I think the girls Ultimate added all have a great deal of potential, you have to subtract folks, too. That's the way we do it around here..."
Tess: "But, you're far from a small stable..."
Man In The Hat: "Which is why we have our own monthly pay-per-view. We get all our girls at least five fights a year, and, as long as the roster stays at the current level, we will have no problems continuing to do that. Which is why it will stay at the current level. We will not add anyone unless we subtract someone. And, as I see no one on the roster who does not deserve her spot, we won't be adding anyone. It's that simple. Now. You two get to church. We've got Football at Bazz today."
Tess: "Today is the day, Wiz."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "See you there."
Reporter: "Get a little wet yesterday, Wiz?"
Rufus: "You know, Wiz could have a box if he wanted one..."
Avril: "It's true. They offer him one every year."
Tess: "I know why you don't want one. I've been to a game with you. You'd miss half the fun sitting up there instead of in the stands."
Man In The Hat: "Right, as usual. A college football game is meant to be enjoyed among other college football fans. And, as always, yesterday's game was very enjoyable."
Reporter: "Speaking of enjoyable, we're going to have a big day on September 30th with the pay-per-view and Asylum on the same day. Did you consider moving it?"
Man In The Hat: "No. Earlier this year, we decided to go to a last day of the month schedule for Asylum for several reasons, and we're going to stick to that. Since the PPV is the last Friday of every month, we'll only conflict once or twice a year, and, in those cases, Asylum will simply run late in the day to avoid the conflict."
Tess: "What did you think of the roster moves by Ultimate?"
Man In The Hat: "Well, I never like to see someone lose management. Loken, that was a tough one. The other girls, I'm sure they were very disappointed, too. But, the trend in the FCBA is toward smaller stables for the simple reason that it does no good to manage a girl if you can't get fights for her. So, when you add folks, and I think the girls Ultimate added all have a great deal of potential, you have to subtract folks, too. That's the way we do it around here..."
Tess: "But, you're far from a small stable..."
Man In The Hat: "Which is why we have our own monthly pay-per-view. We get all our girls at least five fights a year, and, as long as the roster stays at the current level, we will have no problems continuing to do that. Which is why it will stay at the current level. We will not add anyone unless we subtract someone. And, as I see no one on the roster who does not deserve her spot, we won't be adding anyone. It's that simple. Now. You two get to church. We've got Football at Bazz today."
Tess: "Today is the day, Wiz."
Man In The Hat (smiling): "See you there."