New Year's Resolutions [2018]

THANK YOU Demi Lovato. Miley appreciates your appreciation of her skill, talent and gorgeously tight body. Speaking (at the direction of, and under dictation by, Mistress Stephanie) on behalf of Chimera Stable, Inc., we are here are willing to pay full price for front row seats to watch Miley kick your fat and overly hyped behind around an FCBA ring at the earliest opportunity. We trust that afterwards, you will still have Miley's name front and center on your "wish list" - only this time with a *.


Yvonne ComeUpShortSki and Kate UpperworksTon also rate "thumbs up" (but we're too polite to say where) for mentioning - almost as an afterthought apparently, Blake Lively and Alice "I'm Surprised Kate Remembers My Name" Goodwin, both of whom devoutly wish to make a bigger, and more lasting, impression when y'all next meet.... hopefully, sooner rather than later!

Of course we're honored to have Hannah and Lily up there as well (though we aren't surprised, given the girls' histories 😂).

Lily's itching for another shot at the AMD belt, especially after going toe-to-toe all night long with Vanessa and coming out on top.

And of course, Upton seems to be the last mountain Hannah has to climb in order to declare ultimate supremacy over the division (her words, not mine 😅).

Regardless of when these matches occur, 2018's shaping up to be an exciting year!