Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jan 26, 2018 20:02:32 GMT -6
Cheryl Cole vs Brenda Song
(Lioness Club vs Bazz Fight Club)
(20-5, 20 KO vs 21-25, 15 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Brenda Song has a meeting against Kristen Stewart set up for the upcoming Asylum PPV but that's the last thing on Cheryl Cole's mind tonight. Or is it? The popular Geordie singer has defeated Ms Stewart last year which basically suspended the Front Street flyweight title challenge indefinitely. And that still leaves a bitter taste all over the state of Pennsylvania.
"Look, I think Brenda is a really cool gal. But I'll beat her up so bad that poor Krissy won't have to do anything out there. I'll send her a proper tomato can and then we'll hear all about how impressive and dangerous Brenda actually is. What a load of c###!!!! Kristen Stewart isn't going anywhere in this league until she beats me! And I'm way too much for her!" (laughs).
Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard print panties and white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Brenda Song wears a light blue bikini set and black gloves. Shoulder lenght black hair loose. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Round 1:
Brenda anticipates a classic Cheryl aggressive rush and she's not wrong but she simply can't stay out of the Geordie range and accepts the destructive script seemingly hoping to catch her with a lucky punch of sorts. That doesn't happen here though and she gets smacked around in the center of the ring with Cole's accuracy dominating the action and steering her hooks straight into Song's face. Ugh! The proud American simply has to yield real estate as she struggles to match the Geordie heat and fails in her efforts to knock her off with a classic piledriver. Chezza hassles her around the ring and yells out as if she wants to tease the backpedalling brunette into a proper response but it doesn't come and Song trips back to the ropes where she eats a late jabbing flurry straight up the middle.
Round 2:
Song's reach is inferior to the English singer but there's some Asian spirit on display early in the second as the Bazz fighter jumps into a jabbing frenzy and almost catches the older brunette with a wild hooking swing. Both girls almost clash heads in a feisty close range struggle and while they stick some promising leather upstairs, Brenda doesn't buckle under pressure this time and whoops a nasty one into Cheryl's nose. Ugh! That punch truly ignites a vicious Geordie response but the accuracy isn't there anymore and Song blocks off most of these punches with a stubborn guard before blasting the singer across her chest. Cole isn't best suited for JMD action but Brenda seeks more damage than just a mindless jug bashing here pierces the solar plexus to leave her foe wobbly at the bell.
Round 3:
Another vicious push enables Cole to dominate the jabbing exchange and Song pays a nasty price for her stubborn approach in close range. She gets whacked against the nose again but then Cheryl cuts her lips with an injection of brute force before driving it into her gut for a good measure. Brenda refuses to back off and slams one on the jaw however she fails to follow it up and gets beaten for the punch when the singer whoops her on the brow ridge and adds a stinger on the right ear as well. There's another head-butting close call but Cheryl thumps the fellow brunette on the breasts herself at the last moment before camping inside her tummy. Song can only wrap her arms around the English girl but she still gets backed into the ropes where she moans her heart out as the Geordie power supply dissects her midsection during a one-sided romp in the final minute.
Round 4:
Brenda needs some time to catch her breath during the interval but she comes out firing in the fourth and engages in a vicious slugfest with the aggressive singer. Cheryl knocks some promising juice upstairs but fails to shake off the younger brunette even though she tries to bust her lips up even further. Song withstands the gruesome close range tangle - Kristen Stewart will surely cherish that next week - and lands a big uppercut on the jaw to finally rattle the Geordie tourist off her comfort zone. A quick follow up does the trick too; Chezza stumbles onto her heels and doesn't stretch her elbows fast enough to fend off a flurry of Song punches that stack her in the corner come the final minute. Brenda gets a little vocal as she drives her mitts into the singer's face and that's just about as good as she looked all night!
Round 5:
Cole is visibly upset about that poor final stretch in the previous round and Song only thrives on the new-found confidence and wades into the singer's face with her initial jump. She lands a couple of big rights but just as she's about to steer a left hook on the follow up, Chezza cracks a brutal overhand on the brow ridge and gallops with a double hook on her own! And she smacks it into Brenda's nose which sinks her on the spot! Ugh! Song wobbles forward with a whimper and simply can't keep her arms in tact anymore as Chezza SMOKES her with a huge right on the jaw!!! Oi, Brenda!!! The Bazz brunette half-spins to the side and her eyes bawl out to the back of her head... AND DOWN SHE GOES!!! Song goes down like a sack of potatoes and the ref waves off the count at six!!! Epic KO5 Cheryl Cole!!!
AFTER: The Geordie power is very much an elite threat despite various rumours indicating otherwise! "Let's see if Kristen can beat THAT!!!", Chezza screams out at nobody in particular inside the arena before planting her foot on top of Brenda's tummy. The fallen brunette's gonna have a massive headache in the morning and she faces a race against time to recover before the trip to the Asylum next week! Let's face it, the Geordie tourist has made Kristen Stewart's job a lot easier now! "I wonder whether Tess Valmore gives me ANY credit for busting up this precious pet on that frickin' HBO?", Chezza acts like she could fight a couple of extras tonight but apparently wants to make sure these guys in Pilly remember one of her best FCBA victories all around last April. Even the neutrals believe that the 'Five Tool Player' hasn't forgotten about it whatsoever.
Final result: Cheryl Cole def. Brenda Song KO5.