Post by Punchaholics Anonymous on Jan 25, 2018 17:28:05 GMT -6
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"Fighting Kim Kardashian isn't something you do for your career unless you're Gwen Stefani," explained Nicki Minaj. "But it's worth doing for personal reasons," she added, wrinkling her nose. The rapper was obviously unwilling to explicitly her FCBA debut, where Kim Kardashian not only defeated her, but smothered her with a face sit. Kim Kardashian felt no such inhibition. "Look, I had a great time beating Nicki, and I had a great time using her as a chair. Am I surprised she'd ask for more of that? Sure, but it was so much fun that I had to give everyone who missed it the first time a chance to see it again."
On fight night, Nicki Minaj prepared in her corner, wearing a pink sports bra and a matching thong. Once settled in, Minaj faced away from her opponent, back arched, glancing over her shoulder to check the reaction. The display was enough to make Kim Kardashian wrinkle her brow, stomp her foot, and turn her back as well, holding her nose up and folding her arms.
Round 1:
Minaj starts off taking her shots at the edge of her reach, taking it slow but delivering a real threat at all times. Kardashian responds by going on offense and not giving Minaj an instant of breathing room. Minaj backs off, then absorbs a straight right to the mouth from the wild eyed Kardashian. When the rapper attempts to push back again, Kardashian goes berserk, nostrils flared, and catches her under the eye with her right hand. Kardashian doesn't let up, ends up battering Minaj as she tries to stabilize.
Round 2:
In the second round, Minaj decided to match Kardashian's energy, resulting in the socialite's streak ending almost immediately. Interrupting Kardashian with a left hand to the chin, the determined rapper feinted and took careful shots at the edge of her reach, while Kardashian struggled to respond and avoid misdirection. Kardashian had little success; Minaj's punches caught her head repeatedly, while the socialite was left blinking and swinging at the air, breathing hard.
Round 3:
Looking bruised and desperate, Kardashian threw herself at Minaj even more furiously in what seemed to be a last stand. In reality, Kardashian slowed Minaj down considerably, trading blows with the rapper evenly in the center of the ring. Kardashian rushed in, attempting to sow chaos, and it pays off; the socialite lands a right hook to Minaj's jaw that sends her stumbling forward to land on her hands and knees. Kardashian smirked and struts to her corner while Minaj grimaced, pounded the mat with her fist, and pushed herself upright. Kardashian frowned, perhaps in surprise, but managed to pound an already weakened Minaj thoroughly for the remainder of the round, even if she couldn't finish the fight.
Round 4:
In the fourth round Minaj controlled Kardashian more efficiently, interrupting her attacks and keeping her poorly positioned. Kardashian, partly because of her lack of momentum, and partly because of Minaj's straight right that snapped her head back, once again took risks to turn the fight around. This time, when she attempted to rush Minaj to take advantage of the chaos, Minaj immediately landed a rising punch to the jaw that stopped the socialite's charge cold. Kardashian gasped and tried to counter attack, but didn't even get close before Minaj was on her. The rapper stuck to Kardashian, slugging the socialite's head from all sides and outmaneuvering her to keep her defenseless. After a short clash, the final blow spun Kardashian around, and she turned away from her rival to land on her face, palms on the mat.
Minaj gave Kardashian a disdainful look, turning away, as Kardashian lay on the mat, cheek down, eyes shut. However, Kardashian's eyes fluttered open a moment later, and she immediately began to struggle, teary eyed, unsteadily raising herself to her hands and knees. Scowling in pain and shaking her head, Kardashian managed to drag herself upright, and faced the referee to offer a convincing argument that she could continue to fight. Minaj looked on impatiently, but pounced on Kardashian when given the signal, landing a rising punch to the midsection and a few glancing blows to the head while the socialite was too dazed to do anything but protect herself.
Round 5:
Minaj went on the attack at the signal, and Kardashian met her and put up her best defense. Seconds later, Kardashian was flat on her back, eyelids heavy, after absorbing a few of Minaj's well placed blows to the head without much ability to react. Kardashian groaned, rolling back and forth, but supports herself on her elbows through sheer willpower. Turning her head away from Minaj, she finally got herself upright, once again having to convince the referee to let her continue. Kardashian succeeded, then found herself right back where she started, facing a furious Minaj. The rapper immediately picked up where she left off, bashing the dazed socialite on the mouth and sending her into a full retreat. Kardashian found herself on the ropes, unable to escape as Minaj pounded her. Finally, Kardashian's gloves dropped to her sides as she stared up at the ceiling, neck limp, using the ropes to maintain her balance. Minaj didn't want to give her a break, and the referee practically has to pick her up and move her away from Kardashian to announce the result -- TKO5 Minaj.
Fists at her sides, Minaj stood exactly outside of the referee's reach for exactly the minimum amount of time required, while Kardashian took deep breaths, rolling her head to the side with her lips parted. However, when the referee exited, Minaj made her move, charging Kardashian and tackling her back into the ropes, giving her an inescapable hug around the waist. Kardashian's arms stayed limp, and her head rolled back, but one of her legs flailed a little bit in protest. After slamming Kardashian into the ropes a few times with her body, Minaj stepped back, lifting Kardashian into the air in a belly to belly suplex and slamming her down flat on her back. Minaj landed on top of Kardashian, face to face with the socialite, but quickly climbed on top of her to sit astride her body. Kardashian, hands up, gasped and shook her head, wide eyed, aware of her surroundings for a split second before her face disappeared beneath Minaj's butt.
Kardashian flailed her legs desperately, swinging them both one way as if trying to walk out from underneath her opponent, then attempted to push her off by planting her feet and bridging, lifting her entire body off of the mat. Her arms gripped Minaj's thighs from below and shoved with all of her might as her torso twisted back and forth. However, her head stayed perfectly motionless as Minaj gripped it between her knees tightly. The victorious rapper raised her gloved fists and beamed, arching her back. She clenched one thick thigh, then the other, while she raised her left hip, then her right. Kardashian's body jerked violently as her face took a second beating for the night. After minutes of mistreatment, Kardashian's limbs lay flat on the mat. Minaj left her sleeping peacefully, her face showing a blissful unawareness of her defeat, or anything else at all.
"I don't want to be known as a gimmick," commented Minaj later. "So I avoid gimmick fights, even though I'm drowning in offers. But I hate Kim, and I had to ruin her. You don't see me welcoming Coco Austin or America Ferrera to the FCBA with a smother! Kim is going to get more of what I gave her tonight any time we're both in the same room."
From the safety of twitter, Kim Kardashian eventually commented "Kim 1, Nicki 1," getting no reply from Minaj as of this date.
