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Post by girlsfriday on Jan 4, 2018 19:08:24 GMT -6
Hello FCBA fans! After talks with the Punchaholics as we act as a go between one of their biggest stars and a rival that she has had for years, we are proud to announce this special best of 3 fights that are coming up. So I am pleased to say that Christina Hendricks and Sofia Vergara after much negotiations and we have to admit hair pulling matches over the table, have agreed to meet in these three types of fight. *A traditional bout that I can say as a teaser will be on a special FNL card next month.**A beach bout with their best swimsuits to take place in March**Finally the one I think fans have been dreaming of for years, they will put those world class famous jugs on the line in a JMDD bout!*Now for those who don't know, Christina is currently 1-0 up after a win last last in a normal bout, she is hoping for the clean sweep to win a defacto best of 7 without needing to do another 3 fights. Talks for future fights may take place after this series depending on the results, expect fire works, blood shed and maybe a jug or two playing peek-a-boo, no promises. Hopefully you will be following this and as an impartial entity in this feud, we wish both women luck as they look to tear each other to shreds. for a quick teaser, here's your fighters: Christina Hendricks:vs Sofia Vergara:
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Post by Sofia Vergara on Jan 5, 2018 3:18:15 GMT -6
Finally I get you Christina, after years of us arguing over money to fight, how could we not simply think of winner takes all and bytch; I am definitely taking all of you! I am going to show that first fight was a fluke as you are not as skilled as me, I am going to show you that beach fighting is my playground when I bury you in that sand, most importantly; that fat sacks your call breasts, finally I will prove mine are the best and yours are ready to pop under my fists. see people may wonder why I hate you, but honey you know as while as I do, when an inferior bytch is said to be in your class, you prove how wrong that is, guys after I'm done with this redhead s***, I never want to hear her compared to me again! This is what a real woman looks like!
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Post by Christina Hendricks on Jan 5, 2018 17:12:34 GMT -6
Oh my, where to begin. Should I point out that Sofia resorts to losing her top when faced with a more beautiful and talented woman? Maybe I should mention that I was winning that hair pulling match over the table? If we just could get that certified somehow I'd have two wins to her zero. If not, I could tell everyone what Sofia looks like up close when she's out cold. Or I could point to our acting careers and let anyone with any sense be the judge of who came out ahead there? I have so many good ways to show that I'm better than Sofia Vergara already, and I can't really pick a favorite. What do the fans think? Until they weigh in, I'll just say that I'm coming for you, Sofia, and my fists can do the talking from here on out.
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Post by Sofia Vergara on Jan 5, 2018 20:06:00 GMT -6
Well honey; since you mention my topless, I guess I should tell the guys of the world that I actually bared all for that photoshoot and do you know why? I'm pure sex appeal, a beauty and all round woman, while you've never been asked to strip because then you'll show that tire you carry around with you, I mean there's curves which I respect and fat f***s like you! Also that's a scandalous lie! you didn't win our hair pulling fights! I had you begging as I pinned you atop the table and enjoyed your red locks being in my hands. Your "win" was when you hit me over the head with something off the desk and the negotiator's had to step in to stop you taking advantage of your cheating ways. But I guess we can wait to go at it with no gloves on after this best of three, I want no excuse off you when I beat you and take the earnings off said fights for myself. Oh and don't mention weigh in, too many jokes come to mind about you puta when it comes to that hmm... I even look better getting interviewed
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